Mystery weird science theatre 300:
A man and a few robot friends are to dine in hell while a female genie created from a computer tries to answer their many questions on life, love and the pursuit of women. There would be very muscular men dressed in speedos, stylized and choreographed bloodshed, cynical commentary and a scantily clad djinnie.
The eXistenZ Files:
Two F.B.I. agents are on the hunt for aliens, ufo's and mutated serial killers who may or may not have special shapeshifting powers. While on the hunt for the truth as they see it, the two agents find out that they may or may not be part of a computer game. The computer game they may or may not have been playing takes over their lives as the male F.B.I. mumbles incoherently about being abducted and the female agent is skeptical about the whole thing until she herself meets grays and has to dissect a blubbering creature in search for hardware.
Bruce Almighty Aphrodite:
A comical tale about a man named Brenny, (played by both Woody Allen and Jim Carrey in a phenomenal double-role), in search for the real parents of his adopted son Max. Max is a brilliant young boy who has gained insight into the nature of God, and orders Him to aid his father in his search unwittingly. God, played by Morgan Freeman, then gifts Brenny with God-like powers. All of the movie's conflicts are resolved within the space of ten minutes and the last two hours are filled with discussion on the Oedipus Complex. With a special cameo by Freud.
Pitch Black Books:
An escaped convict lands on a planet that is filled with bookstores. Will he make it off the planet before everything turns dark and there is no more wine for the cynical overlord? Will he succeed in out-smarting the long-haired alien who will try and confuse him? Vin Diesel stars as the literary giant, convicted for a plagiarism he didn't commit, in this epic tale of darkness, despair and bad hair days. |
