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Sax
13:07 / 24.11.05
And how did it make you feel?
 
 
Smoothly
13:42 / 24.11.05
At the moment, fuckbaked is giving me a happy. And that's probably my favourite picture of a penis ever.
 
 
Loomis
14:01 / 24.11.05
Is it worksafe then?
 
 
Smoothly
14:46 / 24.11.05
Depends on the workplace I spose, Loomis.

It’s a photograph of a penis nestling in the cup of fuckbaked’s palm, like a precious newborn animal. It's rather lovely.
 
 
Loomis
14:52 / 24.11.05
Ah. I wasn't sure whether it was a pisstake. Don't think it'll be my IT dept's cup of tea.
 
 
Smoothly
15:07 / 24.11.05
Almost certainly. It's very much a cup of cock.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:44 / 24.11.05
Now I have a non-fucked PC, I can actually do the whole "radio online" thing... and that means I can listen to Saturday Night Fry for the first time in Christ knows how many years.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:48 / 24.11.05
Where's that about then, Stoatie? BBC7?
 
 
illmatic
20:38 / 24.11.05
It's more like a tankard than a cup. Good God.

Y'know I have some work to mark to hand back to impressionable yet I procrastinated by looking at ... that. Should I be sacked right now?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:21 / 24.11.05
Yeah, 7. They've got all sorts of cool shit on there. It's like I've died and gone to R4 heaven.
 
 
Spaniel
21:34 / 24.11.05
For where is Saturday Night Fry? I can't find it on the BBC 7 website. Explain! I need to feel happy.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:37 / 24.11.05
It's there... I swear it is. I listened to the thing not two hours ago...

Hang on, I'll have another look and get back to you...
 
 
Spaniel
21:39 / 24.11.05
Am I happy yet?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:48 / 24.11.05
I can't find the fucking thing now. Maybe they've updated their "last 6 days" list or something. SHIT.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:49 / 24.11.05
(Although, if it'll cheer you up, PM me your address and I'll send you a bunch of A Bit Of Fry And Laurie downloads).
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:54 / 24.11.05
It'd cheer me up.

And I'm not even miserable.

Soup or Broth?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:59 / 25.11.05
Take That Greatest Hits Video. £2.50

Happyhappyhappy

It's like a double-hit of SSRI's.

'Pray' video as fab as I remember it. Lots of great/terrible hair/clothes. All the fabulous songs.... Watching the 'behind the scenes' footage with benefit of hindsight=so much fun.

'Million Love Songs' still toss, though.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:18 / 25.11.05
Diane Abbot. Wish she was my MP.
 
 
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17:24 / 27.11.05
Welcome Barbelith's newest member: frost.

YAY JACK!
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
08:29 / 28.11.05
OK, so I've had a crap few months, what with being overworked and stressed and getting dumped by text message.

But now, I have been told I will be paid the lovely sum of £1,000 for writing a report for our sales department - all for 2 days' work. And best of all, the cow who dumped me by text message will get to read about it on my blog, which she is still surrepticiously reading.

Mwa ha HA!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:54 / 28.11.05
Way-ull...
 
 
Ganesh
10:05 / 29.11.05
Ordered a large terracotta urn from The Pier, ooh ages ago. Turned up a couple of weeks ago, smashed to buggery. Complained. They said they'd send another. Didn't happen within the week. Complained again, "always enjoyed buying from The Pier, but this is my first experience of ordering from you online", more in sorrow than in anger, etc.

Anyway, not one but two gorgeous big urns arrive today, thankfully intact. Then the post arrives, with two whopping cheques, one half-expected, one completely not.

The Universe is showering me with number twos today - but in a good way.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:34 / 29.11.05
Just to be on the safe side, though, 'nesh, I'd pack a trunk. Number twos usually come in threes.

Hattie- hoorah! Hoorah for long-deserved good stuff!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:35 / 29.11.05
I'm ten kinds of moron today. I meant "pack an umbrella", obviously.

Sorry, mate, it's the elephant head. It makes it hard to concentrate.
 
 
pointless & uncalled for
11:40 / 29.11.05
Sorry, mate, it's the elephant head. It makes it hard to concentrate.

Look into the trunk, not around the trunk, look directly into the trunk.........
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
12:32 / 29.11.05
Sorry, mate, it's the elephant head. It makes it hard to concentrate.

Maybe try talking to the rat instead? Though they're hard to pin down long enough for a conversation.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:45 / 30.11.05
I got offered a job. A good job. A part-time, temporary job, admittedly, but a good part-time, temporary job. They'll be re-interviewing for it when it goes full-time and permanent in six months, but as long as I don't fuck it all up in the meanwhile (and that's always a real possibility), I should have a decent chance of getting that.

But yes. Happy. A job that I really want to do. A job that's scaring the living shit out of me, because it's a job (I don't want to think about how long I've been unemployed), because - again - it's something that I really want to do and because I've never had anything like the amount of responsibility that it brings with it.

So happy and excited, and shitting pants. Start at the beginning of January, but going in a few times before then to get to grips with it all.

Happiest thing? Big "what the fuck are you doing?" interview at the Jobcentre on the 20th of this month. Excellent timing. Can't wait to give that place the big (if equally temporary) fuck off.
 
 
Loomis
11:56 / 30.11.05
Congratulations Randy!
 
 
Lurid Archive
12:02 / 30.11.05
Well done, Randy, thats really good news. What is the job, btw? If you don't mind me being nosy.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
12:59 / 30.11.05
Thanks guys! It's Centre Administrator (capitals make me feel important) at a local community education centre. Funding's changed recently, moving from one of the local schools to the LEA, which is why it's only part-time right now (they've had to muddle the cash together to be able to pay for the staffing).

It's so far removed from anything I've got experience in or know anything about, I'm already beginning to wonder if I accidentally blagged it.
 
 
Ganesh
13:05 / 30.11.05
Nice one, E Randy - and all the best with making it permanent.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:18 / 30.11.05
woohooo. Great news Randy. Good luck with it, and savour every moment of the Jobcentrefuckoff.
 
 
Ganesh
17:59 / 30.11.05
Yeah, spin it out. It's all about the timing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:47 / 30.11.05
Congrats! And yes, the Job Centre thing is the best part... I got my first job the day I had to attend a restart interview in which the guy took great pleasure in telling me I had to attend a two-week course. "Is there any reason you may not be able to attend, because you know we would have to stop your benefit?" I played it out for a while, going "um, can you give me the date again? What time did you say?" and all this shit, before hitting him with "Can't make it. Sorry."
"Why not?" he said.
"I'm starting work that day.". He looked gutted. And then I got to go into one about "why are you so disappointed? You should be congratulating me... unless you never actually cared about me getting a job and just enjoyed fucking me around... and that surely can't be true... can it?"
Happiest day of my life. Hope yours is equally as good.

The getting a job thing's cool as well, though.
 
 
The Strobe
21:11 / 30.11.05
Awesome, E. Randy. Well done you!
 
  

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