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Gives me a happy

 
  

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Benny the Ball
07:05 / 19.10.05
In ninety minutes I start the drive to the airport to pick up Mrs The Ball.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
07:34 / 19.10.05
Have fun!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
22:14 / 19.10.05
So I was riding back on the tube from a bar, and my roommate and I noticed a bunch of metal flakes lying in between us on the seat. They were rusty, pretty rectangular, and curved slightly like they'd been plating on a pipe or something. Anyway, we were debating what exactly would have made them flake off in such a regular pattern (the rectangleness). A significantly less-drunk woman was having a chuckle about our conversation. Eventually she chimed in: "Maybe it's robot vomit." We discussed this for awhile. Then we all talked about bad movies for awhile.

Robot vomit! I think I'm in love.

Though I may just be drunk.
 
 
fuckbaked
13:28 / 20.10.05
I just wanted to tell you, you´re being read

Thanks. :-)

I was being a bit unfair. I tend to feel like the things that I talk about are boring and stupid, and I guess I'm projecting that interpretation of my posts onto the rest of you, which I shouldn't. I'm glad you like hearing what I have to say. I like hearing what you have to say, Mistoffelees, and I like coming across things you've posted. :-)
 
 
Saveloy
15:11 / 20.10.05
A couple of visual happies:

1. In mornings, on way to work - flocks of starlings (minimum contents: 50 or 60) zoom about at low enough level to make hearing of flappety wings possible. They settle as one lump on a single roof and go "tweetweetweetweetweetweet-TWEET!" non-stop, until they zoom off en-masse again, disturbed by an unseen (by me) source, circle, then land in groups of a dozen or so on television aerials. This morning I had a flock do a
clever left-right split right over my head, like spitfires peeling off in opposite directions, equal amounts in each group and - impressively - crossing over each other in an eye-confusing but lovely display of not-crashing-into-each-
other.

2. Last night on way home, spectacular lighting effects. Deep black clouds rolled over from the sea, pissed rain everywhere, then rolled off Northwards, creating a heavy black background to the north and a clear open window for the setting sun to glare into. Being low but not so low as to be weak and orange, it lit up anything vertical such as blocks of flats with an intense, er, glare, made all the more dramatic by the black background. Anything colourful looked super saturated and yummy (this effect aided by the clean, dust-free air, courtesy the recent rain).

Just *before* getting really low and orangey, it produced this mad, artificial flourescent light effect of giving a golden sheen to everything, the road in particular. Difficult to describe (for me, duh) and I suspect very tricky to do justice to with a photo. Not that I had my camera with me anyway; I spent the entire bus journey
going: "Wow! Fantastic! Bah! Where's my camera? Wow! Fantastic! Bah! Where's my camera?" etc
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
15:16 / 20.10.05
I have been distrustful of low-flying flocks of birds ever since I was attacked by a flock of seagulls.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
15:32 / 20.10.05
Me too, except it was Depeche Mode wot done the dirty and now I'm afraid of gooch peircings.
 
 
Smoothly
15:33 / 20.10.05
Were you subsequently attacked by this man?

 
 
Papess
14:33 / 21.10.05
Last night.
 
 
Papess
14:36 / 21.10.05
BTW: My last post was not in response to Smoothly.

But last night certainly did give me a big fucking happy.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:51 / 21.10.05
My teenage nieces are visiting. I'm catching the vibe.

They brought me this! Whenever the underground experience in London gets tiresome, there's always this adolescent excess.

Definitely NOT work safe. Requires sound. I like the chorus.
 
 
Char Aina
22:08 / 21.10.05
mrs the ball should have arrived...
why no mention?
i'll tell you why.
benny and his lady have better things to do, that's why.
the pair of them are going at it like animatronic bunnies all hopped up on duracell and shit.
dirty little balls, all naked, sweaty and touching and shit.
i'll just bet they took the phone off the hook too.

the sex they have in my imagination is awesome.
they have to stop for little hydration breaks and occasionally one of them passes out, giving the other much needed time to catch a second(and third, and fourth...)wind.

'too long apart' sex is awesome, and that makes me happy.

thank god i have no idea what they look like.
that would feel wierd.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
22:38 / 21.10.05
Gulp.
 
 
fuckbaked
23:18 / 21.10.05
hey Xoc, thank you for providing that link! You made my day. The bus drivers here, who make $50,000/year, have been on strike for weeks and there are no busses running and it's started to really piss me off.
 
 
Triplets
08:33 / 22.10.05
Xoc, that was great.

I need to lie down now, I'm all sore.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:01 / 22.10.05
Good, innit. Wee video that goes with it here and you can get their fundraising cd (for MacMillan Cancer Relief) too.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:18 / 22.10.05
I wondered what that was... a couple of months ago I was on a bus and there were these two girls, one of whom had that song on her Marvellous Telephonic Contrivance and kept playing it. But I fear children, so I didn't ask where it came from.
 
 
■
14:44 / 22.10.05
That's awfully good. As in awe-inspiring.

Anyway. I'm happy as I just bought a proper office chair at IKEA to try and prevent a relapse of the back trouble that's kept me away from my PC for so long (and caused an uncharacteristic outburst, but lets not go there). It's lovely, and I can swivel to look at the TV if I must rather than twist round. Cost a shitload, but less than the osteopath already has. I could sit here for days, I think I will.
 
 
Axolotl
15:26 / 22.10.05
But I fear children
And rightly so Stoatie. You can't trust the buggers, they're too small & too quick, hard to keep track of. And they can't stand their round in the pub.
But back to the happiness making. I got paid today and bought the new Spiderman game, which I am thoroughly enjoying. Later on I'm going round a friend's for tea, and from there to the pub.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:59 / 22.10.05
LOOK EVERYONE!!!!

Transparent aluminium! Look!

If you are not happy of this then you're sick and wrong.
 
 
Smoothly
00:07 / 23.10.05
Although the humpback whales are shitting themselves.
 
 
The Falcon
00:10 / 23.10.05
Hah. I just finished the first academic essay I've had to do in four years. I also finished it a whole fuckin day early, which is something that never, ever happened before.
It's like the end of a giant headache, although I'm not wholly convinced of the quality therein.

I am t3h organised.

Also, new (Ultimate) Spidey game? Is good?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:50 / 23.10.05
Jamie Oliver has a black eye.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:06 / 23.10.05
Please tell me you did it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:02 / 23.10.05
Ah, now that's where the worm enters paradise, I'm afraid. Humorously, he is claiming he fell down some stairs and hit it on a door knob- correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that short-hand for "my spouse is beating me up"?
 
 
Loomis
08:15 / 24.10.05
Maybe he actually fell over some apples and pears (you know, being a chef and all) and his poor mockney brain is using backwards rhyming slang?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:54 / 24.10.05
He actually said "I fell down the apples and pears" in the newspaper report. Which just made me want to hit him more, really.

Funnily enough, everyone at work was surprised that this Gave Me A Happy. They thought I'd be pissed off that it WASN'T me that did it.

I'm not a selfish man. Someone twatted him, and I share in their joy. I'm happy for them. I'd buy them a pint.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:13 / 24.10.05
Nah, he dissed Ganesh at the Ivy the other night.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:17 / 24.10.05
What, Jamie Oliver did?

Xoc, you realise that gives you the ultimate moral superiority in any situation which involves Mr Oliver, a big, big stapler and a fast-moving train, don't you?

Use this opportunity, or be forever regretful.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:17 / 24.10.05
(and maybe some angry bees, too.)
 
 
astrojax69
23:12 / 24.10.05
i've got a place to live! sign a lease this week and move in after a week's hols at the beach - nice...

small three beddie sedi-d cottage in a quite near-city location in sunny canberra, all on my own, my own space! yeh!

now i can write my novel and wander round naked singing peter andre songs at the top of my voice; or not...

's a drag having a bout of homelessness, even when friends with a large space under their large house a long way from anywhere are happy to have you as long as you need - bless you fi and john!
 
 
jeed
10:04 / 25.10.05
This story from the BBC website

Possibly the finest police press release ever...

"stop grieving, it's only a chicken"
 
 
Loomis
10:23 / 25.10.05
<< insert bird flu gag here >>
 
 
Triplets
14:24 / 25.10.05
Old Glory Robot Insurance
 
 
Sekhmet
17:30 / 26.10.05
A large crowd of small children just straggled past the window of my office, swinging lunch bags and singing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" with great enthusiasm. Most of them seemed to sort of know the words.

I may cry.
 
  

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