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thread killah!

  
  

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Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
11:45 / 31.05.02
I wish i could wish this thread away...
 
 
Knight's Move
14:07 / 31.05.02
Not just yet Elijah, there is more to come.


And Retrospective you said it was me you loved. How dare you treat me this way!
 
 
gridley
15:18 / 31.05.02
Only Batman (or his pal) can kill this thread!!!!
 
 
Knight's Move
18:13 / 01.06.02
No he can't.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
11:07 / 02.06.02
as posted elsewhere, batman gets his ass kicked by trash talking schizo homeless rapper wesley willis, so he cant even kill a trash talking schizo homeless rapper
 
 
gridley
13:24 / 03.06.02
look, Batman can kill anyone! He has no face!!!!!! Got it?
 
 
ill tonic
03:33 / 21.08.02
Ok ... U thot U could go on with your petty lives as if nothing ever happened. U thought the evil was dead. U thot wrong -- the evil LIVES!!!!!!! It LIVES!
 
 
—| x |—
04:56 / 21.08.02
Have you had your MODZILLA today?
 
 
the Fool
05:49 / 21.08.02
This thread should be renamed. It is a zombie thread. Its been killed so many times, in so many ways, death has lost all meaning for it. People keep digging it up, no matter how far down it is buried. None of you will leave it in peace. Its like Jason, from friday the thirteenth. It just keeps coming back...

Here it comes now, oh no!!! The horror! THE HORROR!!!

EEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!

GGGuuUUURRRRAAaaEEEERRRUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 
 
gridley
14:39 / 21.08.02
Noooooooooooooo!!! Batman and I successfully killed this thread DEAD for two and half months, then you have the nerve to bring it back from the dead against it's will!!!?!?!?!?!?

Fool's right. This thread be smelling of big-time zombie magic, man...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:05 / 21.08.02
Someone! Anyone! Offer it BRAINS! That'll at least get it to go away!


...mmm...brains...
 
 
Mazarine
20:32 / 21.08.02
Well I'm giving a shot to slaying this thread. Go look around, I've killed tons.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
08:53 / 22.08.02
I, Pharaoh of the Blue Nile and the White Nile, lover of Osiris, Isis and Horus, wearer of the attractive little kilt things you see in old Hollywood films about Ancient Egypt, have sent in the High Priest of Anubis with their pointy hook things to mummify this cursed thread and prepare it for its journey into the West.

See, there's someone pulling the brain out through the nose and someone else is coating the thread in natron to desiccate it. As an experienced bondage top and trained nurse, I shall do the bandaging myself. We are up to page 7 of the Egyptian Book of the Thread already...

Anyone who interferes further with the earthly remains of bitchiekittie's everlasting thread shall be transformed into a scarab beetle and will spend their long days rolling lumps of shit through the desert.
 
 
—| x |—
17:08 / 22.08.02
Why go through your days baking under a hot sun while rolling lumps of shit through the desert when MODZILLA can transform you from a mere beetle into your better than average human?

That's right! Regular use of MODZILLA will free you from your insect form and remake you in the image of the Christian's God. Don't delay, get your MODZILLA today!

MODZILLA: the next stage in evolution.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:19 / 22.08.02
I can't believe I read this whole fucking thing.
 
 
deja_vroom
18:25 / 22.08.02
(hhsssssssssssssssssss)

VOOOOSHH

*TSCHAK*

"Blimey!"

*BUMP*



(By your friend, NinJade)
 
 
deja_vroom
18:26 / 22.08.02
By the way, those were the sounds produced by my big-ass katana decapitating the thread, OK? Just making sure you got it, OK? OK.

(hhssssssssssssssss)
 
 
gridley
19:23 / 22.08.02
Ha ha! You guy are all dung beetles now!

wait, me too? ah no!!!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:56 / 22.08.02
Not dung beetles, gridley, scarabs. Scarabs are divine messengers or something.
 
 
the Fool
00:45 / 23.08.02
The scarab beetle in egyptian mythology rolled the sun across the sky.
 
 
uncle retrospective
11:46 / 23.08.02

Uncle R jumps in, pulls two guns John Woo style and empties both clips into the twitching corpse of thread.
"This mutha fucker is dead, leave it bitch!"
 
 
—| x |—
20:40 / 23.08.02
MODZILLA arms and munitions guarantees a higher kill ratio, better penetration through most armor, and the biggest blood splatters for your bucks.

That's right, America was built on guns and the Bible, and now you can wield the Holy Fire of MODZILLA tactical weapons of mass destruction. Buy now and receive a one kiloton device guaranteed to put an end to whatever ails you.

MODZILLA armaments: putting the power of a jealous God into your hands.

Turning living human beings into smoking meat puppets, and turning smoking meat puppets into charred ashes: MODZILLA.
 
 
Monkeyzilla Vs Tokyo
15:00 / 24.08.02
Dear god. It BURNS! When I pee.
 
 
—| x |—
18:56 / 24.08.02
Having trouble urinating? Well, MODZILLA will clear that up before you can say "Mary Poppins."

That's right, before you can even sing about spoonfuls of sugar, chimney sweeps, or anything else, MODZILLA will have woken up, gone to work, stopped for lunch, made its three o'clock, had a few beers after work with fellow employees, and made it back home in time to watch Jeopardy!"

Clear up that nasty urinary infection with MODZILLA! If it burns when you pee, then MODZILLA is right for thee.
 
 
Monkeyzilla Vs Tokyo
20:48 / 24.08.02
Does Modzilla also treat herpes?
 
 
—| x |—
23:30 / 24.08.02
MODZILLA is the miracle treatment that cures whatever ails you. Better than snake oil—it's only the snake!

We at MODZILLA guarantee the satisfaction of our product to your condition!

MODZILLA making things worse so MODZILLA can make them better!

Get your oil of MODZILLA today!
 
 
Monkeyzilla Vs Tokyo
04:18 / 25.08.02
Does modzilla know how to make stalkers go away?
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:07 / 25.08.02
MODZILLA, more than just trendy cheese.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:09 / 25.08.02
MODZILLA is off topic. Take it to the MODZILLA thread!
 
 
—| x |—
06:51 / 26.08.02
Get your MODZILLA
it's a super thread killa'!
The cream of the cheese
gotcha' beggin' on yer knees!
With a swivel in yer rocker
gonna' blast your sneakin' stalker
and then beat up Betty Crocker:
send 'em both to the doctor!

MODZILLA: a simulacrum of inner city jive for the false security of the suburban lifestyle!
 
 
Papess
14:35 / 27.08.02
You know, I am beginning to think I am a thread killah. I have tried to resuscitate a few threads in the wake of my posts and very few have survived.

What gives?

~May
 
 
deja_vroom
15:03 / 27.08.02
Step back, thread! Or I'll have to whack you with this copy of a rather interesting book by Tibor Fischer on the subject of the letter Z, "The Thought Gang"!!
 
 
—| x |—
20:36 / 27.08.02
GIVING IT AWAY!

MODZILLA!!!

That's right, MODZILLA wants to give it to you! Take it off our hands, we've got so much of it that we have to get it out of our warehouses!

We are choking on it, so we want you to have it so we can make more room for it. MODZILLA promises that you'll be satisfied with it, and it will fit into your lifestyle without any difficulties.

It is all the rage, and it will improve your life!

So come and get it!

MODZILLA: wanting you to have it so we can continuing producing it.
 
 
bitchiekittie
18:32 / 16.12.02
I still got it
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:14 / 16.12.02
I'm sure you have, bk, but [evil chuckle]it's my thread now...[/evil chuckle]
 
  

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