I think any statistical reckoning of last and final posts will prove that I am the official Barbelith threadkillah, btw. I am the human equivalent of Airport coming on just after East Enders finishes. The great nation of the Barbelith simultaneously goes to boil the kettle when I post.
The truly amazing artwork which featured in those spots in February has since been purchased by Charles Saatchi, sorry. You would need to use one of his many bathrooms to see my fine pieces displayed now (but they can be still be viewed by those with access to the Barbélite secret threads. Best not to say any more about those in this public forum though... )