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El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
04:51 / 24.08.03
Y'know,

I believe that I am a bonafide thread killah or a different sort. While I may not strike the last blow, my post is the death blow. Someone after me in the mob may kick a thread in the ribs, or stomp on its kneecap. Truly though, I'm the one who -- to continue the metaphor -- steps on its esophagus.

So, my friends, keep kicking and stomping. But know that this post -- here -- is the one that really struck the death blow.

I realize that this is a hard thing to substantiate, especially because you are, even now, losing interest in this thread and will likely leave it alone within a day or so. However, at this very moment, there is another example of my handiwork in Conversation: The "PICS" thread. I was the last to post a photo on that thread, I believe. And while there were a couple posts after me, it is sputtering to a halt and sinking down down down.
 
 
Baz Auckland
13:47 / 24.08.03
...sorry. I wasn't paying attention. What did you say? Was it important?
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
14:05 / 24.08.03
Exactly.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:07 / 24.08.03
Being a johnny-come-lately doesn't make you an ace thread-killer. I've beaten this thread into submission twice, along with numerous others.

Ce n'est pas le tueur de fil.
 
 
A
03:17 / 26.08.03
Is the thread-killer thread dying?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
09:52 / 26.08.03
No, but it might be OUT OF CONTROLLLLLLL!
 
 
sTe
21:20 / 26.08.03
That's OK there's some crazy kids coming along to put a stop to this mockery of the gift of life once and for all!

and I for one wouldn't even think about trying to stop them. Many have tried all have failed
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
12:37 / 29.08.03
See, it was just like I said. I struck the death blow, then a couple johnny-come-latelies nudged it. The thread died and sank. See?


Um, darn.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
13:09 / 29.08.03
i disagree. the desire to be the thread killer of the thread killah thread is too strong.
this ****** is dead, long live the thread

...

in perpetuity
 
 
Lionheart
17:33 / 02.11.03
Ha! I killed this thread! MWAahahahaha!
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
18:29 / 02.11.03


Lionheart, you don't seem to understand.

I...want...this.

I WANT THIS!!!

Aaarrrgh!!!
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:25 / 02.11.03
it is now and always shall be mine, and shall live forever, in defiance of me.


for I am the thread killah.
 
 
Hieronymus
20:23 / 02.11.03
Feh. Amateur.

*draws butcher knife*
 
 
the Fool
00:25 / 03.11.03
casual killing in the middle of the night. If I don't care maybe it will stay dead. These things feed off you ability to care...
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
01:42 / 03.11.03
mm hmm, yeaaah




































































































YOINK!
 
 
A
14:00 / 03.11.03
Bad thread- you die now!
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
20:10 / 03.11.03



(this is totally an addition)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:53 / 03.11.03
Puny Barbeliods not kill thread.
 
 
bio k9
03:14 / 16.01.04
Indeed.
 
 
the Fool
08:19 / 16.01.04
We not kill this thread...

It will hunt us...

hunt us down in our dreams...

A nightmare on barbe street!!!! MMUUAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
 
 
bjacques
11:49 / 16.01.04
Now I am become Death, Killa' of Threads!
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
17:35 / 16.01.04
Think again.

I'm sure I saw its eyelid twitch just then.
 
 
gingerbop
22:36 / 16.01.04
I kill threads with incredible accuracy. Please carry on as normal, I'll just hide.
 
 
akira
23:16 / 17.01.04
Die you insane blood-sucking selfish conceited bitch.
 
 
gornorft
11:11 / 20.01.04
Look, listen, laugh and learn people.

IIIIIIIIIIIIII am the thread killer!

Look through the archives and you'll see that almost any thread that I contribute to has my entry as its last. Almost never fails.
 
 
gornorft
11:12 / 20.01.04
The clincher is often the way I reply to my own last post.

So there.
 
 
UnTaMeD
12:42 / 20.01.04
erm...
i always seem to repy to my own last message as well...
 
 
UnTaMeD
12:43 / 20.01.04
see?
 
 
.
13:52 / 20.01.04
There's only ever the deafening sound of silence after anything I write - my name isn't a full stop for nothing.
 
 
Frank Lee Darling
22:32 / 28.01.04
questions only lead to answers and then back
 
 
Baz Auckland
01:49 / 02.03.04
(ahem)

...it seemed to be the right moment for resurrection...
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
03:28 / 02.03.04
Hey, this thread ain't called 'thread ressurectah!', geroff!!

Right, we may all now consider this thread well and truly killed. I killed it. It's dead. Look, no pulse. Dead.
 
 
the Fool
04:05 / 02.03.04
)*(

I just wanted to flash my bottom at this thread and all who sail in her folly!

VIVA LA KILLAH!!!
 
 
---
08:17 / 02.03.04
Get yer bare arse outta Barbelith!

Schmed Drilleh!!!! No filler!!!!! Just a thred Killa!!!
 
 
gornorft
08:41 / 02.03.04
But it's DEAD! I killed if for a whole hour and a half AGES ago!!
 
  

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