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thread killah!

 
  

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alas
11:50 / 18.12.04
This thread is a cat.
 
 
iamus
17:22 / 18.12.04
We need curiosity!

STAT!
 
 
■
21:29 / 18.12.04
I'm a doctor, Jim, not a veterinarian.
 
 
---
22:16 / 18.12.04
Alreadybeenkilledmanytimes

Walking zombie thread.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:28 / 18.12.04
Dollies will huggle the next poster. Niiiice dollyhuggles.
 
 
■
22:56 / 18.12.04
I have seen the light. My front door is in ruins and the floor is filled with smiling 8-year old simulacra. Come to me, my dollyhuggle babies! [Points in that Donald Sutheralnd way and goes whoooaaaaaaa].
 
 
Benny the Ball
14:45 / 20.12.04
My dad used to think that it was funny to make that Body Snatchers noise to me and my sister when we were kids after we saw the film.

Err, I mean,

THREAD: What happens now?

ME: Why don't we just sit here a while, see what happens....


Dum Dumm
 
 
■
16:45 / 20.12.04
When you were kids? That still freaks the crap out of me. At his recent surprise Birthday party my upstairs neighbour had a room of 30 people waiting for him and they all did it when he walked in. Evil. But funny.
 
 
Benny the Ball
16:59 / 20.12.04
Yeah, as kids, my dad enjoyed stuff like that - he liked to dangle me over the stairs and then pretend that he was going to drop me, would think it was hilarious to press spoons onto you that he had just stirred his hot tea with, and thought it was comedy gold to stand at the foot of the stairs while me and my sister walked up to bed, towards a horrible brasss rubbing of a medieval knight picture that hung at the top of the stairs - when we got half way up, he would turn the lights out and shout 'oh my god, his coming out of the picture to get you!'.

Sounds worst than it was, sometimes it was fun, honest. But ultimately he was that kind of dad that friends thought was great, and on paper he was, but I was terrified of the dark up until I was about 29.
 
 
Sekhmet
17:26 / 20.12.04
as kids, my dad enjoyed stuff like that - he liked to dangle me over the stairs

You mean the way you just dangled that participle?


I am the Queen of all Thread Killers! I have slain many threads! I have their mummified ears strung on a necklace, which I wear now as I perform the Forbidden Dark Dance of Thread Demise!

(*cue drums*)
 
 
Benny the Ball
06:52 / 21.12.04
Yeah, just like that, like.
 
 
Sir Real
12:44 / 21.12.04
So, is it dead yet?
 
 
iamus
13:05 / 21.12.04
Almost......wait for it......






There. Gone.
 
 
Benny the Ball
13:23 / 21.12.04
Wait... I think I saw it move...
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
16:50 / 21.12.04
The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!
 
 
Benny the Ball
22:53 / 21.12.04
Benny: Why do they keep posting here?

Stephen: Some kind of instinct. Memory of what they used to do. This was an important thread in their lives...
 
 
iamus
23:43 / 21.12.04
Steve: Ah yeah! Work it baby!
 
 
the Fool
01:48 / 18.03.05
It was dead... now it returns!!! To fight to the death with the sequel!!! Like Jason vs Freddie, but without pictures or bodies!!!
 
 
Grey Area
05:23 / 18.03.05
Or plot or acting talent!
 
 
tom-karika nukes it from orbit
06:49 / 18.03.05
Wow! A zombie fight!

How much cash do I get for killing this one?
 
 
iamus
11:24 / 18.03.05
Snip, Snip.

Sew, Sew.

I've created a monster!

Two threads, immortal and unstoppable! Sharing the same post supply!
 
 
agvvv
12:21 / 18.03.05
Oh there is a plot Grey, just you wait and see..
 
 
Benny the Ball
07:17 / 19.03.05
And a twist.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:24 / 19.03.05

Yes: the butler did it.
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:38 / 14.06.05
I

am

the

champion.
 
 
Grey Area
16:44 / 14.06.05
No you're not. I am. King of hill of dead threads, that's me.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
17:00 / 14.06.05
I take your dead-threads and raise you this. I sets 'em up and I knocks 'em down.

Mwuh-ha-HAAAAA! (cough)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:50 / 14.06.05
C'mon people, let

lie, huh?
 
 
Liger Null
13:26 / 15.06.05
Sorry folks, but nobody kills threads better than me.

I am ten thread-killing ninjas, I am.
 
 
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18:06 / 15.06.05
everybody relax, take a deep breath, step away from the thread, and let our friend do the finishing up.















































 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
23:56 / 15.06.05
BRING IT ON!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
08:48 / 16.06.05
OK
 
 
Benny the Ball
09:50 / 16.06.05
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:59 / 16.06.05
On the radio, o-o-o-oh
 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:10 / 16.06.05
(That was me impersonating Donna Summer there but you weren't listening, were you? Thought not.)
 
  

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