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thread killah!

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:47 / 31.03.02
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:06 / 31.03.02
Nearly.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:25 / 31.03.02
This'll fix yer.

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:28 / 31.03.02
Or maybe this. (Bloody HTML bollocks *grumble, snarl*)

 
 
uncle retrospective
05:43 / 01.04.02

Shit! This thread just turned bright green in the radiation! It's huge!

Thread SMASH!

We'll never kill it now.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
08:02 / 01.04.02


No, it's okay. A nice cup of tea has sorted that one out.
 
 
deja_vroom
09:08 / 01.04.02
ops, sorry, wrong thread...
 
 
gridley
19:24 / 01.04.02
Twas Bill Bixby
and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble
in the wabe
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:20 / 02.04.02
Die! Die! DiediediediediedieDIE!!!!
 
 
bitchiekittie
10:22 / 02.04.02
a pic of david hasselhoffenfeffer should do it
 
 
higuita
12:01 / 02.04.02
[scene - a lovely drawing room, somewhere in cyberspace. The incredibly attractive Inspector y stands over the still twitching body of the thread. A variety of guilty-looking fictionsuits stand around, some engaged in deviant activity - you know who you are and I hope you brought enough for everyone - and whistling]
y begins.
"I expect you're all wondering why I brought you here this afternoon. [twirl moustache]
I'm afraid that one of us is a killer."
[assorted gasps and the thud of a falling body]
"If someone would like to resuscitate Miss Fengsforthememory, I will reveal the identity of the murderer. Sergeant - if you'd like to lock the door to prevent any unpleasant escape attempts."
[looks pointedly at Haus, who had been shuffling toward the door for some time.]
"The murderer..."
pause for effect - camera zooms to attractive glint of intelligence - whoops, no, that's me specs]
"is...."
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:13 / 02.04.02
 
 
Horus lord of force and fire
19:46 / 02.04.02
.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:39 / 02.04.02
"Zoltar?!! A... a WOMAN????!!!"
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:48 / 02.04.02
"Hahahaha... No, G-Force... a... um... er... fogive me, o luminous one!"

 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:49 / 02.04.02
"For I am shit at posting pictures!"



"Zoltar, you imbecile!"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:51 / 02.04.02
Bloody hell.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
20:59 / 02.04.02
wildcat

wiiiildcat

wiiiiillldcaaaat.


I've got to go.
 
 
odd jest on horn
22:17 / 02.04.02
how utterly inane.
 
 
Utopia
02:08 / 03.04.02
i can't believe this is still going on.
 
 
ill tonic
02:24 / 03.04.02
i can
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:49 / 03.04.02
Four fucking pages and not one Transformers reference?
 
 
higuita
07:49 / 03.04.02
I'm surprised at how quickly the star wars references died out meself.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
08:50 / 03.04.02


And lo, the thread revives?
 
 
bitchiekittie
10:14 / 03.04.02
Im just really freaked out that my awesome thread killing abilities seem to have petered out for this particular thread....
 
 
Spatula Clarke
15:28 / 03.04.02
"Right idea, Mr Bond..."

"Just the wrong pussy."
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:33 / 03.04.02
*sneezes allll over thread*
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:31 / 03.04.02
Sorry, Mordant. Forgot that you're one of us (on of us, one of us...)

How about

"Hi! I'm Plenty!"

"Of courshe you are."

"Plenty O'Toole!"

"Named after your father, perhapsh?"

Time wash when hardly a thread shurvived the shudden appearansh of Mishter Connery and hish arch enemy.

Which makes me wonder: did Blofeld appear in any of the Moore Bond films? Other than the one where Bond's visiting his wife's grave, gets attacked, hijacks a helicopter, picks Blofeld up, wheelchair and all, and drops him down a huge chimney shaft? And when weas the last time that SMERSH (real organisation, fact fans) was mentioned in a Bond film? And why the fuck am I worrying about these things when I've got shitloads of work to be getting on with?
 
 
alas
20:55 / 03.04.02
i have it: let's make paradise lost longer.

(that should kill it)
 
 
ill tonic
23:17 / 04.04.02
nope

:
:
:

I'M A LOSER BAYBEE ... WHY DON'T YOU ... KILL ME!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:20 / 04.04.02
Where's your self recockingspect?
 
 
Margin Walker
02:26 / 05.04.02
"THREAD BRUTALLY DEFEATED, MURDERED"

In a tragic defeat, the thread was overwhelmed by the unholy power of....




According to eyewitnesses, quote: "Bypassers were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood"
 
 
higuita
06:17 / 05.04.02
I can't fight that. I concede.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:53 / 05.04.02
That's me outta here too.
 
 
higuita
09:23 / 05.04.02
Absolutely, Moomin. I mean, what can you do against that?
 
  

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