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thread killah!

  
  

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bitchiekittie
12:43 / 05.04.02
how is it that 50% of the time you people post pictures, I find new material to use for my nightmares
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:53 / 05.04.02
Using a secret martial arts move known only to a hidden order of mystic assassins, I hit a pressure-point on the thread and shut off all its vital functions in an instant. Poke! Poke! Pokey poke poke! Thread poked to death!
 
 
deja_vroom
14:07 / 05.04.02
THREAD UTTERS: "I'LL BE BACK!", TERRIFIED WITNESS REPORT!
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
14:15 / 05.04.02
Oh dear god, this thread is resorting to cliche-fu. There may be no hope for mankind now.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:16 / 05.04.02
The only thing that can combat Bill:
  
 
Billy Corgan
15:57 / 05.04.02
Thank you for the 'huggles', I suppose.


 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
17:44 / 05.04.02
i will save you thread!!!
  
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:24 / 06.04.02
Thank God! I thought they'd never get here in time... (yeah, I know, I left. But wouldja believe, I left my Walkman on the table?)
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
22:05 / 06.04.02
OK, RUSH has a new single. Let's all chat about it, shall we?
 
 
—| x |—
22:55 / 06.04.02
Yuck.

[watch m3 rush away in disgust]
 
 
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03:26 / 08.04.02
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higuita
08:28 / 08.04.02
I'm back, I was only kidding....

How much?!? Darling! Have you been using my credit card? And what's all this in my mailbox?

Shit. Where's Hong kong Phooey when you need him?
 
 
bitchiekittie
11:31 / 08.04.02
this bastard aint dead yet?

fucking hell!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:39 / 08.04.02
Indeed.

"The study also surveyed the popularity of particular curse words. Coming in first, as the most popular swear word was fuck, to no one’s surprise. Fuck has always been the ring leader of curse words. The word fuck is not to be confused by Fukalicki, which is actually an entree served downtown at the Beijing Palace, and therefore not a curse word. Coming in second was damn, not to be confused with that steel contraption which enables us to cross the river and drive our asses to a real city like Niles.

"Rounding out the top five curse words were bitch, not to be confused with the our canine police dog, Dolly, hell, not to be confused with the village of Berrien Springs, and ass, not to be confused with what you’re sitting on right now, reading this fucking article."
 
 
bitchiekittie
19:49 / 08.04.02
and as we all know, curse words are both big and clever. sure signifiers of great intelligence, wit, and real maturity
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:27 / 08.04.02
Well, duh.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:32 / 08.04.02
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna
learn how to fly
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Baby, remember my name! ...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:30 / 15.04.02
The boomshokaloka!
 
 
deja_vroom
14:51 / 15.04.02
(grabs monkey paw)

(whispers)
"I wish... this thread... come back to life..."
 
 
ill tonic
16:02 / 15.04.02
My favorite thread - alive! ALIVE!

-joy-

I thought Zocher had effectively done it in -- and even though I burned to be THREAD KILLAH, after that sweet loop back to the start, I just had to let it go.

But it lives .... HALLELUJAH!

Ahhh, a reason to believe again.
 
 
Captain Zoom
16:03 / 15.04.02
This is wrong on so many levels.

Eveil Zoom.
 
 
uncle retrospective
22:30 / 15.04.02

Shit.

Checks pulse.

It's dead.
[george clooney]Damn it! It never gets any easier![/george clooney]
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:51 / 15.04.02
"You rotten swine, you! You deaded me again!"

Don't worry, it'll be back next installment.
 
 
aussieintn
00:14 / 16.04.02
*dons gas mask*

*kicks rotting carcass*

I'd run away, but this thread holds me in morbid fascination...
 
 
gridley
00:24 / 16.04.02
This thread does remind me a little of The Stinky Meat Project where that guy let took pictures of meat decaying in his neighbor's yard over the course of weeks....

http://www.thespark.com/science/stinkymeat/day1/index.html
 
 
—| x |—
20:48 / 16.04.02
Rust.
Low tar spell.
Fatigue.
Vermin crawling in.

Crystal marble shot glass overflow.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:15 / 16.04.02
Damned if you're gonna claim this cadaver, Number Boy! When all else fails, there's always cannibalism. Where's that lemongrass and the tin of coconut milk...
 
 
gridley
17:20 / 17.04.02
hey, Zocher just said people from Thailand are cannibals!

That's it, I'm calling the consulate....
 
 
deja_vroom
17:47 / 17.04.02
I can't resist any longer! Back off everybody, this sexy babe is mine!

(jumps atop the thread's corpse. starts taking clothes off. necroforaphilia is the kink of the future)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:48 / 17.04.02
And the Thai Consulate aren't claiming this scalp either! I have bought a can of full fat, rich & creamy coconut milk and am about to make a thread-end ramen, which will comply fully with my daft no dairy - no wheat diet..

I will surrender this prize only to the lovely bitchiekittie and she's lost interest. You will all lose interest eventually and leave this thread to darkness and to me (evil cackle)...
 
 
deja_vroom
18:02 / 17.04.02
Zocher... (mmf) could you please (uff) leave me and the thread alone for a (aaaahh) while...? (pant, pant)

P
R
I
V
A
C
Y

is priceless for me...
 
 
pacha perplexa
18:11 / 17.04.02
You should use a condom.

And I agree with Greg.
 
 
deja_vroom
18:18 / 17.04.02
Pacha: You should use a condom.

Can't find one big enough for my keyboard. A la guerre comme la guerre!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:21 / 17.04.02
jumps atop the thread's corpse. starts taking clothes off.

Fuck life- in the gall-bladder!
 
 
pacha perplexa
18:38 / 17.04.02
a la guerre comme la guerre

Oh YEAH?? YEAH?!? Is THAT what you have to say???

Ok, then. But don't blame Greg.
 
  

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