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thread killah!

  
  

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bitchiekittie
18:15 / 21.03.02
thread killah!

(boo - thats me)
 
 
Captain Zoom
18:23 / 21.03.02
I defy you, thread killah!

I defy you with my efforts to continue the thread.

(And to spell "killer" right, dammit!)

Zoom.
 
 
Tits win
18:48 / 21.03.02
i too am a rightcous son of goodness and Viking lore. HAIL HE BEHIND THE CLOUDS.
you have both spelt kila wrong. i have shown you the way. do not follow.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:49 / 21.03.02
Nah, 's not you, it's me.

Happens in shops too. I join queues and then I'm all alone at the counter. I'm sure it has great Jungian significance. Or not.

But rest assured, if it is you, you're not alone <singing a verse from Bowie's Rock and Roll Suicide , in his head>. & it's best to take no notice.
 
 
w1rebaby
18:57 / 21.03.02
wrong spelling? mais non monsieur

what about ghostface killah, eh?
 
 
Captain Zoom
19:05 / 21.03.02
Gah! Pffft!

Zoom.
(who really, really wanted to be an English teacher)
 
 
the Fool
19:21 / 21.03.02
I be the true thread killah! Just wait and see...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:23 / 21.03.02
Mais non, my motley friend. 'Tis I that am The Death of Threads!
 
 
that
19:54 / 21.03.02
Well, all the threads with me in turn into contentious Star Wars ones... so to you all!
 
 
—| x |—
09:04 / 22.03.02
A thread that will go for how many pages <?> while everyone continues to add, all trying to be the last--the thread ckeela!

[You people are simply the best!]

m3

Oh, and I'm a thread ckeela' too!
 
 
w1rebaby
09:07 / 22.03.02
you people may continue to post after this, but don't kid yourself that you've killed the thread, it was me

I'm fatally wounding it, here. All you'll be doing is poking it in its death throes.
 
 
—| x |—
09:07 / 22.03.02
Ooop! No, it's still twitching: I think it's alive!

<kick>
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:07 / 22.03.02
poke, jab... Nearly there but not quite extinguished yet. I hear Cheyne-Stokes respiration...
 
 
higuita
09:07 / 22.03.02
It's okay - I'm here!

Oh.
 
 
RadJose
09:07 / 22.03.02
something tells me this is the 1rst thread i won't actually kill or severly injure... unless i do kill it, then i guess i'll be the tread killah... yippie for me
 
 
that
09:07 / 22.03.02
[waits for undead thread to turn into contentious Star Wars one]
 
 
lentil
09:07 / 22.03.02
I'm administering mouth to mouth!

Ok everybody, CLEAR! (thread spasms as electrowhatsits are attached to ribcage)

Shit, nothing!

Again... CLEAR!

I think... yes.. I've got a pulse, it's faint but regular.

(just reviving it so I can really stick the knife in later. Any more arguments and I'll start linking to all the threads that end with a lame post from me, the we'll see who tha killah is!)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:07 / 22.03.02
This thread is Nosferatu....

<the children of the night make their music>
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
09:07 / 22.03.02
Nosferatu? No way. 'Round here, threads need that Bride Of Frankenstein 'do thing goin' on.

Especially if they're gonna pass muster at Torture Garden.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:25 / 22.03.02
Quick, call for a priest (or Robbie Williams), the end is nigh...

<grave demeanour, reverent posture, shoegazing eyebrows...>
 
 
bitchiekittie
10:29 / 22.03.02
[chanting]
kill
kill
kill
kill[/chanting]

star wars style! (searching brain frantically for subtle star wars innuendo. fail. searching for brilliant star wars references. fail again. realizing I dont know jack shit about star wars)
 
 
Ganesh
10:30 / 22.03.02
Don't die, Tinkerbell...

I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! LIKE MY. BOY. FRIEND!
 
 
higuita
11:06 / 22.03.02
Is that a quote from 'Send in the Clones - episode II'?
Cholister! Quick!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:16 / 22.03.02
Ah, it's the M.B.F. meme! Maybe we could turn the thread into an archive of barbememes?
 
 
deja_vroom
13:19 / 22.03.02
...but as I was sayin', there is this spanish band that's really good, it's called...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:06 / 22.03.02
...so then I said "you should really try tofu- it's so versatile," and she said...
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:20 / 22.03.02
..."I know a come-on when I hear it, buster!" well, he didnt expect that, so he came back with....
 
 
deja_vroom
16:21 / 22.03.02
you people, envious, treacherous people, you wouldn't let it lie, would you??
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:28 / 22.03.02
...and thats when I knew the bitch was craaaaaaazy so I took off quick, yelling over my shoulder.....
 
 
Captain Zoom
16:30 / 22.03.02
"I stole your wallet! Ha haaaa! Now you'll never be rid of me" But then she fired back at me.....

(Zoom.)
 
 
Ierne
16:36 / 22.03.02
...with an AK-47...
 
 
Reason
16:54 / 22.03.02
rrraaaaaaaggg! gruuuungh! nuuuuuuugrrh!


Reason
(direct quote from the wookie, pick any episode!)
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:55 / 22.03.02
"I want pictures with that!", he shouted, then realized all he would get from that slacker was fries and a coke....
 
 
deja_vroom
16:57 / 22.03.02
And I would have made it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
 
 
Captain Zoom
17:20 / 22.03.02
[scooby] Rello, Raggy. Rhy don't you ruck off? [/scooby]

Zoom.
 
  

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