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thread killah!

 
  

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Tits win
19:11 / 22.03.02
OH YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKIN FUNNY. "NO I AM THE THREAD KIILLAA/CILLA/KEALA". YOUR'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUNTS!!!!!!!!
because I am the thread killer.
 
 
gridley
19:24 / 22.03.02
well, there's no arguing with that....
 
 
Ierne
22:44 / 22.03.02
...she said, putting the AK-47 back in her bag and hopping into the limousine...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
23:18 / 22.03.02
Everybody on this side of the Pond has gone to sleep now, so I can KILL THIS THREAD!
 
 
w1rebaby
23:37 / 22.03.02
...except me

you will never be able to take this death from me, there have been many attempts but in the end, my efforts reign supreme.
 
 
Ierne
00:01 / 23.03.02
And you know, it's still early over here.

10 PM? Pshaw.
 
 
Utopia
00:46 / 23.03.02
let me be the first(and last) to say "BOOYAH" to thee.

the true way to kill a thread is to post a really long, really boring reply that reveals less about the subject in question and more about the author's own personal insecurities, mental disfunctions, poor childhood and sexual abnormalities. the trick is to take a subject that has already been beaten to death, skip past the three pages of posts that have already said all that there is to be said about the subject,and add every single brain fart you have ever had about said subject and all of its subsidiaries. revel in your own self importance as you, the master of the thread, have finally taught all those dumbasses online the true meaning of <insert subject here>. you can also reply to one of the initial replies, a few pages back, in a way that is so out of the thread's context that everyone gets confused and/or bored and simply walks away. example:

quote, origionally by joe-ball hotass 2/79/02

i like beef, but not as much as purple
to which one replies:

HA! LOL, JOE-BALL, YOU ARE SO CORRECT!!! BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT BLAH BLAH AND WING-DING REALLY WINK-WINKED AT THE HOO-HAH? BEEF IS GOOD, BUT PURPLE MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND.

of course, the rest of the board has already come to this conclusion, and are talking about the latest star wars trailer. well, not anymore. that's cuz you just killed the thread.

you can also inform all of the ignorant fucks on the thread that "there's already a thread for this...here
 
 
Ierne
00:55 / 23.03.02
the true way to kill a thread is to post a really long, really boring reply that reveals less about the subject in question and more about the author's own personal insecurities, mental disfunctions, poor childhood and sexual abnormalities...you can also inform all of the ignorant fucks on the thread that "there's already a thread for this...*here* – M. Utopia

Och, that's all too familiar...Some people start threads that way, which is worse...
 
 
Utopia
01:01 / 23.03.02
FUCK!!!

why do you always have to get the last word?!
<eerily channeling past relationships>
 
 
Wrecks City-Zen
02:56 / 23.03.02
<<< DISTURBING THREAD ROT>>> Is Lucifer bored of evil?The dark one speaks...See anyone you know?The church of the poison mind.My God is bigger than your God...PLACE YOUR BETS!And finally, something cool.<<<END ATTEMPTED THREAD ROT>>>
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:05 / 23.03.02
GodDAMN! It's those fucking paedophilian lizards again, ain't it? Fuckers. I KNEW they were gonna do this. I KNEW it. And I actually did know it. Cos I'm psychic, me. Don't bother replying- I KNOW what you're gonna say.
DIE, THREAD, DIE!!!
 
 
Not Here Still
07:24 / 23.03.02
I am tying this thread in with the life of Margaret Thatcher.

I sincerely hope it dies within the next ten minutes.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:28 / 23.03.02
As protracted death scenes go, this one's up there with Pee-Wee Herman in the "Buffy" movie.

(kicks wall)

Or the Queen Mum.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:03 / 23.03.02
No, the real way to kill a thread is with- what? Who's there? Oh my god- it's you! No! Get away from me! Ge
 
 
ill tonic
13:46 / 23.03.02
Beep beep.
 
 
Ierne
14:32 / 23.03.02
FUCK!!!
why do you always have to get the last word?!
<eerily channeling past relationships>
– M. Utopia

Whoa, that was nasty – no call for that.
Keep your past relationships to yourself, yo.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:33 / 23.03.02
This is the way the thread ends,
Not with a bang but a beep beep.
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
16:59 / 23.03.02
Ok, then... beep beep
 
 
Lionheart
03:14 / 24.03.02
You do realize that I, as a moderator, can close this thread thereby killing it?

Mwahahaha!

Abuse of power!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:08 / 24.03.02
Fuck, are you guys still here?
 
 
the Fool
20:06 / 24.03.02
No, the're all gone.

All these moments will be lost, like... tears in the rain.

thread now dies.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:13 / 24.03.02
But this thread has seen things you people wouldn't believe...

<.......beep, beeeeee......>
 
 
the Fool
20:33 / 24.03.02
dove flys into sky...
 
 
w1rebaby
20:50 / 24.03.02
"but then again, who does?"

and... cue vangelis
 
 
uncle retrospective
20:52 / 24.03.02
quote:Originally posted by fridgemagnet:
"but then again, who does?"

and... cue vangelis


No, I'm afraid it's going to take a knob joke to do the trick.

WILLIE!
 
 
the Fool
09:26 / 25.03.02
Just saying WILLIE does not equal joke...
The there usually is some setup before the punchline...
 
 
uncle retrospective
09:26 / 25.03.02
quote:Originally posted by the Fool:
Just saying WILLIE does not equal joke...
The there usually is some setup before the punchline...


It needs the hand actions I supose.
Plus I was hoping a really shit atempt would kill this quicker.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:26 / 25.03.02
As last words go, WILLIE! would be commendable though.

Although it does appear the way to immortality is by constantly going off on a new tangent.

<Thinks: this thread in an ex thread, it has ceased to be...>
 
 
RadJose
09:26 / 25.03.02
i go away for the weekend and this tread isn't dead but my fish are... damn...
 
 
w1rebaby
09:26 / 25.03.02
fish killah!!! Own up, who did it?
 
 
deja_vroom
09:26 / 25.03.02
Good day, everybody! Shall we commence?

(starts drilling hole in thread's forehead)

someone passe me that red package, please? and Don't. Shake. It!
 
 
bitchiekittie
10:13 / 25.03.02
*ahem*

last word

*ME*
 
 
deja_vroom
16:11 / 25.03.02
Alright, I give up...
 
 
Not Here Still
16:34 / 25.03.02
Get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(Karl Marx's last words, apparently.)

DIE THREAD! DIE THATCHER!
 
 
deja_vroom
16:37 / 25.03.02
YOU WON, YOUR HEARD ME?? I'M OUTTAHERE!!!
 
  

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