let me be the first(and last) to say "BOOYAH" to thee.
the true way to kill a thread is to post a really long, really boring reply that reveals less about the subject in question and more about the author's own personal insecurities, mental disfunctions, poor childhood and sexual abnormalities. the trick is to take a subject that has already been beaten to death, skip past the three pages of posts that have already said all that there is to be said about the subject,and add every single brain fart you have ever had about said subject and all of its subsidiaries. revel in your own self importance as you, the master of the thread, have finally taught all those dumbasses online the true meaning of <insert subject here>. you can also reply to one of the initial replies, a few pages back, in a way that is so out of the thread's context that everyone gets confused and/or bored and simply walks away. example:
quote, origionally by joe-ball hotass 2/79/02
i like beef, but not as much as purple
to which one replies:
HA! LOL, JOE-BALL, YOU ARE SO CORRECT!!! BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT BLAH BLAH AND WING-DING REALLY WINK-WINKED AT THE HOO-HAH? BEEF IS GOOD, BUT PURPLE MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND.
of course, the rest of the board has already come to this conclusion, and are talking about the latest star wars trailer. well, not anymore. that's cuz you just killed the thread.
you can also inform all of the ignorant fucks on the thread that "there's already a thread for this...here |