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What Haus said. It really is Amateur Hour for paranormal investigation teams. I mean, they're a real shower: Gwen takes the toys home even when you know it's a bad idea, Owen goes off on some bizarre vendetta to prove to the viewer he has a heart, Tosh has become "the boring one" again... and Jack doesn't need to sleep, he just stays up all night shooting stuff because the others wouldn't buy him an XBox.
As paranormal thriller, it's worryingly un-thrilling. Some highlights, though; I thought the Gwen/Rhys flashbacks were really good, if only for how underwritten and "normal" they were - compare that to the hyperbole and excitement that Jack and the writers love to throw around, and it's quite a highlight.
But there's still too much of people Telling Us Things We Can See With Our Eyes ("he's claustrophobic", but surely, if he doesn't like going OUTSIDE, he's agoraphobic, right? Or do claustrophobes get so afraid they stay where they are?)
I hope the next one picks up. Unfortunately, watching the trailer, it seems to be an episode that explicitly ties into the Whoniverse. I've actually already forgotten that TW is a Who spin-off; the Cybermen were suitably spooky and unnerving in Who, but in Torchwood, I fear it'll all be a bit silly.
Charlie Brooker's review isn't bad, really. It very much feels like a kid's show with some grown-up trappings. The viewer is always smarter than the characters; the fuckups are always totally obvious. And it's not scary enough.
This was something I feel Ultraviolet (sorry to drag it up again) got spot on: it presented horrible things straight-up. And, most notably, the horrors it presented were, pretty much, horrific regardless of whether or not they involved vampires. The supernatural elements took horror, and made it uncanny.
And no matter how spooky or mysterious Torchwood is, or how many rubber monster-suits they make, they completely fail to capture the uncanny. Last night's episode was a prime opportunity to do so, and I found it very perfunctory. |
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