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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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miss wonderstarr
17:12 / 17.08.06
I want Aisleyne to win so bad, it's crazy. It will just jolt their bad world so much, and she will be such a grateful, deserving winner.
 
 
Peach Pie
17:18 / 17.08.06

Brief summary:

Why vote for Ash???


» She assessed Sezer’s bullshitty ‘businessman’ wannabe player cred, having met a million of his type in every club in London, within about ten seconds, and thus proceeded to irritate the shit out of him by just being.

» She had to pinch her nose to stop herself from laughing immediately after Sezer was evicted.

» Her open and vocal contempt for the alienation Grace et al inflicted on Sam and Susie.

» She was the only person to call out Grace for throwing water on Susie to her face, whilst everyone else waited until she had gone.

» Her scaring the shit out of twatty Lisa post Watergate. Lisa screams in her face. Aisleyne slowly gets up and towers over her. Aisleyne demands to know who she thinks she is pointing at. Lisa’s eyes wiiiden.


» ‘You better know yourself before you talk about me, little girl!’



» Her wardrobe being an eclectic mix of a gangland Mutya Buena and a middle aged new age healer dressing up as Joss Stone for Halloween.

» The fact that she once sang Buffalo Stance in the garden and knew all the words.



» Her ‘I’m sooo sorry babe’ reaction to ‘get Grace out #1’ when immediately prior Grace had been smirking like crazy at the belief the crowd were booing Aisleyne.


» The cutaway to Grace, Mikey and Lisa (and Sezer?)’s faces when her name is announced as winner would be the best Big Brother moment of all time.
 
 
Ganesh
17:23 / 17.08.06
Ganesh - I think rich was being two-faced in that instance because the condom anecdote seemed to render his comments about glyn's new found manhood insincere. i don't see glyn's great spurt of maturity in the first place, so i'm not really sure.

I don't see that as contradictory (one can compliment someone on their overall progression while taking the piss out of them for specific incidents) or "two-faced".
 
 
Peach Pie
17:43 / 17.08.06

it seemed to ne the sort of thing that would stick to him though
 
 
Ganesh
18:15 / 17.08.06
In terms of spawning OMG BITCHARD = 2 FACE GET HIM OUT!!1 threads on DS, yes - but then, he's had that since the beginning.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:16 / 17.08.06
Maybe there's something in that Daily Star article after all - the editing seems relatively favourable to Aisleyne so far.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:23 / 17.08.06
Minor lol at teh ARch!Man1pul80R! Glyn there.
 
 
Ganesh
20:25 / 17.08.06
Major lol at Bitchard's [welsh]"I'm feeling horny"[/welsh].
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:33 / 17.08.06
Is Aisleyne fatally holed below the waterline after her lacklustre pro-Petey speech? It is the last Highlights show before the Finale.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:35 / 17.08.06
Excellent juxtaposition of Aisleyne being human and feeling remorseful for being a bit crap in a public speaking task (as would most of us), versus Nikki being a vile spiteful bitch and Pete the maligned powerless martyred saint (again).

Text Aisleyne to 84444!
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:35 / 17.08.06
Tonight I hear Pete will be sweating blood, praying in the garden and begging the other housemates to stay up and pray with him, sleepy as they may be...
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:40 / 17.08.06
And yeah, I think Nikki just looks like a spoiled little brat. They're all blowing up this election speech up waaaaaay out of all proportion. I mean c'mon they've been in that house for like 100 days who gives a crap about a fucking speech??!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:40 / 17.08.06
Before the cock crew, Aisleyne denied him thrice...
 
 
Ganesh
20:45 / 17.08.06
Aisleyne's speech did look a bit weirdly ineffectual, for reasons I can't really identify. I think other Housemates are overreacting to it, but I can see that it did stand out amongst the others as being less... I dunno, committed than the others.

Pete's praying to God was more of an irritant, frankly.

I liked Richard's direct-but-not-unkind talk with Aisleyne about it. For once, he was pretty much on the money in terms of giving a subjective but reasonably measured opinion frankly but not nastily.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:47 / 17.08.06
Pete's disappearing spine has gone on vacation again. I think he's really some sort of mollusc masquerading as a person.

if you don't think Aisleyne screwed your speech up on purpose and Nikki does, tell her you disagree you pathetic little boy rather than keeping silent and whispering in the Diary Room in case the GBP think badly of you! arsehole.
 
 
Ganesh
20:50 / 17.08.06
Well, yeah. Risk disagreeing with someone face to face, for once, rather than offering gigglingly mealy-mouthed almost-insinuations about them in the Diary Room.

I blame the mother.
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:52 / 17.08.06
Eeeew that ending was CREEPY!! With Nikki standing in the kitchen watching but not speaking, like the monstre terrible that she is...
 
 
h1ppychick
20:54 / 17.08.06
Purely as a matter of interest, do you think that emap have some sort of side 'agreement' with BB as to which housemates they actively promote with their features?

I was suddenly struck by the fact that I think there have been 2 or maybe even 3 Nikki features, 2 heart-warming childhood photospreads of Pete, your standard bitch-gallery (i.e. Grace x 3), but nothing on Aisleyne or, I think, Glyn...

Not wanting to see paranoia or conspiracy but I just found it intriguing...and yes I am an Aisleyne fan, as you may have guessed...
 
 
h1ppychick
21:02 / 17.08.06
(for emap read Heat and all its other house magazines, by the way).

One more day to go then I can start going swimming again.
 
 
Ganesh
21:06 / 17.08.06
I dunno. Heat used to promote itself as 'the official magazine of Big Brother' or somesuch - and there's Dermot's Big Column. It's hard to believe there's no mutual backslapping.
 
 
akira
22:04 / 17.08.06
I think alot of it has to do with who the editors/columnists put money on when they went down the bookies at the start of the BB7 season.
 
 
Evil Scientist
22:49 / 17.08.06
You know if people don't keep voting Aisleyne on 84444 it might mean there's no such thing as Barbelith.

I had a dream last night you see, some Scottish fella told me she'd win.

You wouldn't want to disapoint Him would you?
 
 
The Falcon
23:25 / 17.08.06
I'd not want to disappoint me.

I want Aisleyne to win so bad, it's crazy. It will just jolt their bad world so much, and she will be such a grateful, deserving winner.

I totally get this; just imagining it makes me happy, but I'm daring to dream it occasionally. It would be so awesome.

Read that Star thing goldfish posted, and which I'd actually noticed at the newsagents today, and it's so easy to imagine, but I'd not credit it given the outrageous number of total lies about BB that have dominated redtop frontpages this summer, as always. (I do still think that time Jade didn't get evicted and, uhm, Adele did was a fixup though.)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:44 / 17.08.06
Just watching tonight's show, a few hours late. It's not as big a deal as it seemed to be, really. Richard's being a bit of a cock with his whole "well, she could have tried a bit harder" thing, and Nikki's being, well, mental, but other than that...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:49 / 17.08.06
WHOAH. Why does Pete actually give so much of a shit? Why is Richard being such a bastard about it?

WHY DID THAT SPEECH TASK ACTUALLY MATTER AT ALL???

I understand even less now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:52 / 17.08.06
"As well as letting down him, I think you've more let down yourself"...

Oh, Richard. You're actually something of a penis. To think I supported you for a while...
 
 
Ganesh
23:53 / 17.08.06
I honestly don't think Richard was a cock about it. He didn't go in search of Aisleyne, to stir; he sat there and, when she brought the subject up, gave his honest opinion in a way which was blunt but not (IMHO) bastardly. He was even constructive about it ie. "why don't you say this to Pete?", etc.

Dickie can be a patronising tit at times, with his advice-giving, but I don't think this was one of those times. Give 'im a break.
 
 
Ganesh
00:01 / 18.08.06
Aisleyne did let herself down, in terms of (for whatever reason) fluffing what seemed like a reasonably straightforward few seconds of 'public speaking' to a bunch of people she's been living with for weeks. It's not (or shouldn't be) a big deal, but it's true that Aisleyne's speech and mode of delivery stood out among the others, as being... well, rubbish in a somewhat bizarre way.

Richard assumed it was down to not trying/giving much of a shit, and linked this to similar instances in the last few days. I'm not sure if he's right or wrong (I can't work out Ais's behaviour in the endgame) but I don't think he was wayyy out of line in saying what he said. Lay off him!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:04 / 18.08.06
We'll have to disagree on that one, then. ("a break"? I've given him votes before now. A "break" is NOTHING. Nothing, I tell 'ee...) What he should have been doing (and what I'd have expected him to be doing) was reiterating that it was a task, and that nobody's voting is really likely to be affected by the way a random HM delivers a speech about them (especially considering, though to be fair he wouldn't actually know this) that we didn't even get to see all of them. I'd have expected Richard to have had the common sense to realise this, and, if he had to, to explain it to people.

Of course, this all pales into insignificance when compared with how much of a cock Pete was being in worrying about it in the first place...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:06 / 18.08.06
stood out among the others

We didn't actually get to see all the others' speeches... we only got a thirty second burst of everyone's, really. It's not really enough to make that kind of judgment from.
 
 
Ganesh
00:18 / 18.08.06
What he should have been doing (and what I'd have expected him to be doing) was reiterating that it was a task, and that nobody's voting is really likely to be affected by the way a random HM delivers a speech about them (especially considering, though to be fair he wouldn't actually know this) that we didn't even get to see all of them. I'd have expected Richard to have had the common sense to realise this, and, if he had to, to explain it to people.

a) He did say this (to Pete if not Aisleyne, suggesting that he possesses "the common sense to realise this"),

and

b) it's not really the point - at least, not the point he was making.

Dickie's point was not OMG PETE MIGHT LOSE VOTES1!! but rather that it looked like she hadn't put a great deal of effort in - and, compared to other Housemates, that's how it did look. Now, I'm loath to get into Evil Manipulatress konspiracising along the lines of Aisleyne consciously attempting to lose Pete votes, but her speech certainly looked fatuous and half-assed compared to everyone else's. How difficult is it to stand up in front of half a dozen people you've lived with for weeks and mouth thirty seconds of platitudes about one of them with an approximation of sincerity? The giggly shrinking down behind the lectern stuff just looked peculiar, really.

I don't think anyone - in the House or in this thread - is claiming the 'speech' task carries any sort of grand significance, in terms of voting or anything else. It's a daft task, but hardly an enormously difficult one: if my friend were charged with standing up and saying a few pleasant things about me, I think I'd be mildly pissed off if they couldn't manage it. It'd look like they didn't give enough of a shit about me to pull themselves together even for that.

I think that's what Richard was articulating, and I don't think he did it in a nasty way.
 
 
Ganesh
00:21 / 18.08.06
We didn't actually get to see all the others' speeches...

Not all of them, no. I guess it's possible that Jenny or Pete or Glyn collapsed in giggles, hid behind the lectern and suddenly came over unable to talk sincerely in 'public'.

Do we need to dig out a DS transcript to see whether that happened?
 
 
Ganesh
00:26 / 18.08.06
(Since you've edited the last comment

I don't think the speeches went on for much longer than thirty seconds, do you?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:26 / 18.08.06
As first one up to the plate in what must have seemed like a fairly light-hearted joke task, it's difficult to see how Aisleyne could have been expected to realise its momentous import, not just for her, not just for the house, but for the human race as a whole, because if Pete doesn't win the prize money tomorrow then there will be no heaven for any of us to go to when we die.

Difficult that is, but not impossible.

I expect that underneath Ash's extensions there's a '666' somewhere. In fact that's probably why she has them ...

Guys, ladies, these would appear to be the end times.

Are you sure you're on the right side?
 
 
Ganesh
00:31 / 18.08.06
Well, quite, Alex; I believe that's a variant of last night's joke.

I suspect Pete was worrying about it for a different, crappier reason ('I'm going to lose votes') from that which Richard was articulating ('If you can't say something sincere about a good friend without losing it, you're possibly not trying hard enough'). I think Richard's point, unlike Pete's, was a valid one, and one he made fairly reasonably.
 
  

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