Big Brother 2006

20:52 / 18.08.06

There's fucking nothing to him.

Twat.

Passive.

Boring.

Twat.

Venture. A. Fucking. Opinion.

Or just tic and gurn and "waow!" and "wank!" and "miaow!"

And fuck around like the waste of space you are, you space-occupying lesion.

Tryphena Absent

20:54 / 18.08.06

But Ganesh, Spiral was his path to winning. Surely that's significant. It's not meant to be Nikki after all.

20:54 / 18.08.06

Timmy Mallett given too many e-numbers. Fuck off.

Sniv

20:55 / 18.08.06

I'm really happy for him. Ticking? I think I'd be gibbering like a wreck in that situation. At least he held it together better than Nikki.

It's a popularity contest, he was more popular. What are you going to do?

Are you still starting the BB thread next year Ganesh?

h1ppychick

20:57 / 18.08.06

I've just worked out who he's trying to be.

miss wonderstarr

21:01 / 18.08.06

Ticking? I think I'd be gibbering like a wreck in that situation.

You, Nikki and Perfect Pete would be in the minority then, as we must have seen (I think) seventeen ex-housemates managing to hold it together during interview this year and not resort to some gurning pantomime.

Evil Scientist

21:03 / 18.08.06

Activate denial filters

Didn't Pete and Glyn go out in the second week? Why're you still all talking about them?

It was great that Ais won. She deserved it. No-one worked as hard as her in there except for Dickie (and at least he got to second place).

Disengage denial filters

Night all. Evil Dead 2 beckons, only Ash can save Ais now.

Groovy.

21:03 / 18.08.06

Are you still starting the BB thread next year Ganesh?

Totally. If I beat everyone else to it.

Most emotional moment on the montage: Dickie's mother's letter. I cried a little even at that clip.

But yay, gurning man. Yay.

Tryphena Absent

21:03 / 18.08.06

Ah, the summer's over.

Well after Big Mouth.

h1ppychick

21:04 / 18.08.06

I like your style there, Dr Evil (I'm presuming that you're a doctor, being a scientist and all...)

Can I join your cult?

Sniv

21:05 / 18.08.06

Good night all, thanks for the thread G. Remember, it's only 13 weeks of your life that you just spent watching that, it's not the end of the world or anything!

miss wonderstarr

21:05 / 18.08.06

Goodbye I am going to get drunk alone and fall asleep angry.

21:08 / 18.08.06

And you can't blame me now for the end of summer.

It's a popularity contest, he was more popular. What are you going to do?

Get a cocktail mixer and mix one part despair to two parts jaded cynicism. Add a dash of infantilism and garnish with stigma.

21:11 / 18.08.06

Good night all, thanks for the thread G.

No need to thank me. If I hadn't started it, someone else definitely would've done.

h1ppychick

21:12 / 18.08.06

Three cheers for Ganesh!

Hip Hip...Hooray!
Hip Hip...Hooray!
Hip Hip...Hooray!

Smoothly

21:28 / 18.08.06

Three cheers for everyone! It's been a j**rn*y.

Speaking of which, Pete's jo**n*y nicely illustrated by his montage - 'falling' down the stairs on his way in, the same on the way out. The capering cumrag.

The votes are counted and verified and we elect a simpering, spineless, sycophantic lapdog. I guess we get the Big Brother winners we deserve.

Tryphena Absent

21:31 / 18.08.06

Morley just said that Aisleyne was a feminist icon on BBBM. Go Morley!

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:02 / 18.08.06

(One more time...)

miss wonderstarr's view on this programme are so in sync with my own that when I heard them, I moved to Gotham City, spent years honing my fighting and detective skills to perfection, dressed up like a giant flying rodent, swung down from the rooftops to foil a robbery being committed by the Joker, Riddler and Penguin, pulled down my spandex trrrooouuusers and pants, polished my dinkle until it was hard as a baseball bat, and shouted:

"Laaaads, who wants me to strike them with this bat, man?"

They broke its back and replaced it with an edgier, darker version.

Lama glama

22:14 / 18.08.06

Sigh.

I voted for Ash twenty times, victory was snatched from her by the simpering, personality-less, labradoodle. My only hope is that Pete's champagne on BBBM was laced with barbiturates and he'll be dead by dawn. That way, we wont be subjected to the inevitable Daddy Fantastic single(s) which will probably be released in three weeks, or so.

It is a relief that heaven exists, though.

23:18 / 18.08.06

Big Ganesh will get back to you.

Mourne Kransky

23:34 / 18.08.06

Thank you, Ganesh, For this excellent thread and your general lovelness. Ha ha ha. Back to real the world now.

23:38 / 18.08.06

OMG XOC STOP SUKCING MY COCK!!!!1!

Et al.

23:39 / 18.08.06

BALLS. Just watching this on video now, having already been told the result while I was at the pub. Put a downer on my night and no mistake.

They're just booting Aisleyne now.

ARSE.

Been a wicked thread, though. At least Ais beat Nikki. And, I have no doubt, had a better interview. Probably a lot less utterly pathetic. I'll find out soon, though. Walking the dog, skipping the Carr hideousness, then watching Ais's interview and the (pointless, now, really) ending.

00:39 / 19.08.06

Strange. Glyn was quite likeable in his exit interview. As opposed to when he was in the house, when he was a cock.

Oh blimey. Here comes Pete's interview.

00:48 / 19.08.06

Oh dear.

00:54 / 19.08.06

It is a relief that heaven exists, though.

He didn't even prove that. All he did was not prove that it doesn't. A bit rubbish all round, really.

09:00 / 19.08.06

Remember, it's only 13 weeks of your life that you just spent watching that, it's not the end of the world or anything!

Shit, I'd better go back and edit all the posts where I claimed it was.

Morning after. It still rankles. Ah well, perhaps Pete can now afford to visit these guys and buy himself a decent one.

09:14 / 19.08.06

I'm just watching it now, I kind of forgot about it yesterday!

ohNOHNOohHNOHOHNOwwwhhhyyYYAaaarretheyBOOOINGGGMmmeeeeMMEEE

She's looking err a bit dishevelled. Davina's done well with her, though.

09:15 / 19.08.06

Richard's interview! Yay!

09:20 / 19.08.06

Yeah, Dickie's interview was sexy and funny and everything (and everything).

Absent Sezer wins Elephant In The Room prize. Even Bonneh managed to overcome her legal problems ("free pizza!") to be there.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

09:37 / 19.08.06

I am intrigued that I only got texts back registering my votes this morning.

Yeah, I think we all know who the real winner was CONSPIRACEEEE23333!!1111111

09:50 / 19.08.06

I'm probably watching an extremely edited version on C4 repeats but the interviews still appear largely without substance? I thought more effort would've been put in? Still, he probably wanted to appear magnanimous upon his exit and we would've seen little diaryroom-esque cut-throatedness anyway.
Aisleyne was a gibbering mess, I gather, and Pete's interview similarly unintelligible. And Glynn ticks me off something awful. Oh well.

10:03 / 19.08.06

Reg conspiracy: There was that webpage written by a suppossed ex-endemol employee wrt Ms. Horgan-Wallace, wasn't there? I doubt its truth but I can imagine Pete, Glynn and Nikki were always favourites.

Well done to Aisleyne the odds being stacked against her.
Oh, she's quite composed so far!