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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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miss wonderstarr
22:12 / 15.08.06
PETE: It's going dark, Mister Dickie sir. *koff wankers! 09011 32 33 11 koff* Will there be angels, Mister Dickie, in 'eaven?

RICHARD: Yes, Pete. If you believe it, they will be there.

PETE: I spect... *koff* I spect 'eaven is very bootiful, Mister Dickie? *miaow text PETE to 84444 koff*

RICHARD: [muses fondly] mm, I've had some wonderful nights there. O, you mean the Christian heaven of the afterlife. Yes, all your dead friends will be there, Pete.

PETE: Mister Dickie... I fink if all the children out there who love Pete voted now... I might get to 'eaven. *koff (Calls cost 50p, mobile and other network rates may vary) wankers!*

RICHARD: [tearful] let's hope all the little children vote for you, Pete! Please, anyone watching now... do you love Pete? Please vote for him. Do it for Pete.

PETE: *wankers!*
 
 
Ganesh
22:25 / 15.08.06
Don't die, Pete! I BELIEVE IN SWEARIES!
 
 
miss wonderstarr
22:26 / 15.08.06
ha ha... killer punchline.
 
 
Ganesh
22:29 / 15.08.06
Oh, what terrible, terrible cynics we are...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
23:07 / 15.08.06
Ash 2 Win (no Nikki fans on this thread)

I see no reason why we can't just retitle this thread.
 
 
Ganesh
23:17 / 15.08.06
OMG Flyboy u Nikki hater Ais = Skank LOL
 
 
Jub
06:34 / 16.08.06
The Pete Heaven thing was horrid to watch too. If he doesn't win - his friend's not in heaven? Vote Ais to win.

Pete's nervous giggling and constant use of the word "really?" are getting me down my love. I still think he's going to win but after the heaven thing, I really hope he doesn't.
 
 
Evil Scientist
10:39 / 16.08.06
I'd run out of steam this year just after Nikki went so my only real knowledge of what has been going on has been via this thread. Sounds like I haven't been missing a whole lot.

I'll probably check out the final show (Saturday?).

Saw this in the Guardian today. Quite an accurate piece in my view.

Who killed Big Brother?

I especially agree with the section talking about Pete as a sure win right from the start. I think, once the "interesting" (read: truely horrible IMO) people left there was no point watching it. It was bland on bland action, even the White Queen (who, it should be said needs you to Vote Aisleyne on 84444) seemed to throttle back a bit after the rather testing Other House episode.

With no real conflict in the house and a sure-win housemate I couldn't see the point of watching any more. Plus I feel a bit pissed off at the show bringing Nikki back in. I know I can't really get on a moral high horse about Big Brother but it irritates me. Just seems engineered to bolster up any vague chance there was of anyone other than Pete winning.

Anyhoo, the feature's an entertaining read.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:50 / 16.08.06
It's Friday... and I'll be out. MUST LEARN TO OPERATE VIDEO...
 
 
Ganesh
10:55 / 16.08.06
Read it this morning and, yeah, it's an interesting opinion piece - some of which I agree with and some of which I don't. With Pete, we've barely left ForegoneConclusionville at any point: while there's been a certain degree of meedja collusion in this (see this week's Heat's lachrymose interview with his mother, detailing Pete's Tragic Life and reprinting her Letter To Pete in its full, mawkish glory), I think it's mostly unforced - our genuine reaction to someone who's a) triumphed over neurological adversity, and b) near-pathologically inoffensive. Dermot O'Leary's column, in the same issue, gives a devastatingly uncritical account of Pete's J**rn*y, praising the Saint for his deft handling of emotional dynamics.

(If it were me writing the Guardian article, I'd have included Dermot in my 10 points. He's really pissed me off this year, for a number of reasons, and I can't work out whether it's because his partisan style has become more grating or whether I've just got used to it. Davina, too, has been a bit crapper than in previous years.)

I'd definitely agree that breaching the Housemates-back-in-the-House rule (big-time) has eroded the essence of Big Brother (its hermetic seclusion) in the same way as pissing repeatedly over a petri dish would contaminate that 'experiment'. If the franchise survives, I'd like to see it go back to basics a little, making 'twists' the exception rather than the rule.

I don't agree with the general sentiment that Godawful Irritating = Interest/Entertaining = Keep In Because It's Just Bland Without Them, but this is an argument we have every year...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:01 / 16.08.06
I don't agree with the general sentiment that Godawful Irritating = Interest/Entertaining = Keep In Because It's Just Bland Without Them, but this is an argument we have every year...

I remember asking you about this a couple of years ago, before I started watching, Ganesh. I seem to recall I couldn't get my head around your assertion that you actually did want the nice people to stay in rather than the entertainingly obnoxious ones. Now I've become an addict myself, I have to say I totally agree with you on that.

I'm really glad I read that article - I finally know what the "legal reasons" for Bonnie's non-appearance are!
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:38 / 16.08.06
I don't agree with the general sentiment that Godawful Irritating = Interest/Entertaining = Keep In Because It's Just Bland Without Them

I agree with that though Ganesh. (Although my previous post does read as though I'm saying I don't).

I think that this year, because of the rather vocal anti-housemate chanting and the fact that the housemates saw that those getting negative chanting were often the ones who got evicted that it has convinced the surviving ones not to do anything that could make them look bad in the public eye, and because they have no clue what that might be they're second guessing themselves and doing very little of note.

I dunno. Like I say I haven't been watching the last few weeks and have been living it vicariously through this thread. Am I wrong about it being a bit boring in there now? The thread itself seems to have slowed down quite a lot (although that could well be due to other factors).

IMO, this is the point where people like Aisleyne and Richard need to be making one last stab for the prize rather than trying to be good losers.

I'm just an old killjoy. Ignore me.
 
 
Peach Pie
14:46 / 16.08.06

Did anyone see Rich mocking Glyn on BBBM last night? I find that hard to square with his "you entered the house a boy, you're leaving a young man" pep talks to the roofwalker. Nikki begging to come back into the house and then acting like she's having teeth pulled when a minor thing doesn't go her way.... what is there to say?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:38 / 16.08.06
This DS thread's a wonder to behold.
 
 
Ganesh
17:31 / 16.08.06
Did anyone see Rich mocking Glyn on BBBM last night? I find that hard to square with his "you entered the house a boy, you're leaving a young man" pep talks to the roofwalker.

How come? Is it inconceivable to respect someone for their achievements and royally rip the piss out of them? Dunno about you, but I do it with my nearest and dearest all the time. It seems to me that we expect our Big Brother Housemates to exhibit a level of (perceived) consistency/simplicity in their interactions that, actually, rarely occurs anywhere else. We want them to have as few psychological/emotional dimensions as possible - hence the frequent accusations of two-facedness or fakery levelled at anyone capable of more than a single mode of interaction.
 
 
Ganesh
17:33 / 16.08.06
This DS thread's a wonder to behold.

Ha, yes. Having actually visited "a torture garden", Xoc and I were marvelling at that thread last night.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:04 / 16.08.06
It's consumed my DAY, Ganesh! I'm more looking forward to this being over because I'll be free of Digital Spy than because I'll be free of BB itself...
 
 
Ganesh
18:23 / 16.08.06
I know exactly what y'mean, Stoats. Digital Spy is like the idiot relative you can't simply jettison.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:56 / 16.08.06
Being a het guy, it's been a weird experience having had my posts dismissed for being being both a gay guy and a woman. Neither of which I have ever claimed to be. Seeing as how all you can get from my username is that I'm a mammal of the family mustelidae, it's quite strange.
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:10 / 16.08.06
Listening to Aisylene in the diary room, the question occurs to me: Is it possible that Aisylene, too, has been on a j**rn*y?
 
 
Ganesh
20:14 / 16.08.06
It is. I was only being half-facetious.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:16 / 16.08.06
She's been on a longer and more convincing one that Glyn. Did you see her absolute horror at her audition video? Her embarrassment in the DR about that was palpable.

I can't really tell, but apparently something has happened this evening along the lines of them having to give good speeches about each other, and her speech about Pete being rubbish, and now she's doomed. I hope not.
 
 
Ganesh
20:17 / 16.08.06
Now Jennie's snipping at her. Is this Nip Aisleyne's Head Week?

Pete apparently dreamed of a rat last night. Presumably a rat in Heaven which might not exist if he doesn't win on Friday. Maybe a bit like Michael Jackson's deceased ratfriend, Ben.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:26 / 16.08.06
Oh, Nikki, shut the fuck up and piss off.

(I find her adorable when she's smiley, and annoying when she's grumpy. This afternoon's live feed had her giving the most disturbing laugh I have ever heard. For about half an hour. My patience no longer exists).
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:29 / 16.08.06
See, now that she's left and come back every time she's moaning I can never tell if she means it or if she's playing it up for the cameras. I know everyone else has the same problem. I did laugh though when she moaned that the task was "like an English lesson" and not at all like the "80s cheerleaders on rollerskates"-type task she had requested.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:32 / 16.08.06
JESUS my phone bill is going to be embarrassing.
 
 
Ganesh
20:33 / 16.08.06
Nikki seems, constantly, to be trying to push the boundaries, toddler-style, presumably because she thinks that's what people love about her - hence the unlovely strops about tasks she won't do and/or insisting on keeping a tile from the Diary Room door, for no apparent reason but to create conflict.

Pete's future autobiography was a bit over-the-top wickywackaday I'm maaaad me.
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:35 / 16.08.06
Do you know I think this is the first week since Get Sezer Out that I haven't voted? Though I do think Aisylene has a fighting chance and it might be worth voting for her. I dunno. Somehow I feel that, in spite of religiously watching BB all summer, if I start texting for the winner I've *really* succumbed.

On the other hand, I did vote for Nadia, so who am I kidding?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:35 / 16.08.06
This afternoon's live shit was a definite example of that... "WHY AREN'T THEY SHOUTING AT ME???" while breaking stuff. Of course, as soon as they did, she was all "WHY ARE THEY SHOUTING AT ME???"
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:38 / 16.08.06
Pete's future autobiography was a bit over-the-top wickywackaday I'm maaaad me.

And Nikki laughing at everything he said which was just soooo funny was especially grating.
 
 
Ganesh
20:42 / 16.08.06
We really ought to get behind Aisleyne. She supposedly has a fighting chance against the Saint - and even if she comes second, I'd rather see her up there than the Simpleton.

To vote for AISLEYNE

Text AISLEYNE to 84444

Call 09011 32 33 14
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:44 / 16.08.06
These guys have apparently been on the money so far and now showing Ais surging ahead in the voting. Can it be true or is it (Digital Spy konspiracee head on) just Endemol fucking with our heads to generate phone revenues?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:45 / 16.08.06
I've called many, many times already... but I guess a few more can't hurt.
 
 
Cherielabombe
20:49 / 16.08.06
OOOOH I was just looking at Special Bets! They've been right pretty consistently all along!!

OK. I will VOTE AISYLENE.

You know, I was just thinking Special Bets is the first thing I've ever experienced that makes Math kind of interesting.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:51 / 16.08.06
Who took Jennie out of the house and replaced her with Hilda Ogden? What occasioned her rudeness and unkindness towards Aisleyne by the pool there? We're having a private convo, OK? Little snake!

VOTE AIS 09011 32 33 14
 
  

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