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Big Brother 2006

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07:08 / 09.06.06

Don't trust Glyn AG? What's not to trust. He's just a simple boy who's admitted his g*m* p**n is to just be nice to everyone.

Cracks appeared in this facade when he told Nikki to get out of the kitchen while he was trying to work. Even then he was a cutie though. Definitely my favourite to win.

Pete's the untrustworthy one.

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:36 / 09.06.06

Lisa chucking Richard's shorts into the pool, as an example of "fun... rule-breaking". Rib-tickling.

She also said "Disobedience is fun!", G, which means she has read Teh Invisibles!!23!

07:47 / 09.06.06

Yes, because she even disobeys King Mob!1!1! She is totally Dane. And Pete = Elfayed, teaching her to respect life and be all mystical and that! And Sam = Lord Fanny, because he has a dinkle and he plays with it! He wasn't just wanking, he was charging a magikkkk sigil! Obviously!

Hopefully to rid the house of Quimper, who is Grace. Nikki being just one of those weird, childlike blonde women Quimper has around his sleazebag pad in Soho all the time. How I long for the inevitable 'They're TRYING to make me MATE with an ALIEN, Big Brother, and they're doing it BECAUSE OF YOU!' rant from Nikki.

George is clearly a smarter version of Sir Miles...He could see where it was all going, so he got out of there sharpish, before they started messing with his aristocratic mind. Shabazz is Tom, and Sezer is clearly poor Bobby whatshisboncewhogetskilled. Look for a touching BB Special in which we see why, in a war between Selfawaria and Fuckwitsville, someone would choose to fight for 'the other side'.

BTW, the Big Twist is Mikey = The Blind Chessman. Really.

08:00 / 09.06.06

Wasn't page 50 the triumphant final page of last year's record breaking Barbelith BB Dissectathon? And here we are already, and just into the fourth week.

Is Barbelith dumbing down? Or is this just the most fun, most analysable BB yet?

New housemate tonight from the Wonkafied route?

08:35 / 09.06.06

That still leaves them one short though doesn't it?

By the by, Lea = King of All Tears?

09:38 / 09.06.06

Lea = King of All Tears?

Yes! it's the droning, siren-like voice.

11:09 / 09.06.06

xoc - it was 57 last year 50 in 2004. The geek in me would like to thank you for making me look this up.

Tryphena Absent

12:48 / 09.06.06

Last year we did have to evacuate for a while.

Happy Dave Has Left

13:40 / 09.06.06

Probably explainable by the Shahbaz factor, in that the normally quiet first week was a bit of a bloodbath, telly-wise. And it's continued in that vein since.

14:54 / 09.06.06

I love you for making me look like a normal person there, Jub.

15:05 / 09.06.06

And this just in... It is confirmed that St Pete really is Stoatie.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:13 / 09.06.06

I swear more than he does.

Tryphena Absent

17:43 / 09.06.06

Are we braced for the golden ticket entrant?

18:37 / 09.06.06

nikki's reaction to every little demand on her is an immediate refusal. it's very very tiresome.

18:43 / 09.06.06

Liking the banners tonight: "Fanny Rental" in particular.

18:43 / 09.06.06

Liking the banners tonight: "Fanny Rental" in particular.

18:44 / 09.06.06

But think how tiresome it must be to be ASKED to DO ALL of THESE THINGS!!!

and it's UNFAIR because she CAN'T DO THEM!!!

Tryphena Absent

18:49 / 09.06.06

Nikki, PRIORITISE THIS. Big Brother is h4rdc0re!!!1!!!!!1!!!

18:54 / 09.06.06

Was anybody else just reminded of the 'watching the game' scene in Once Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

18:54 / 09.06.06

This Big Brother doesn't respect the spirit of The Invisibles. Facist.

18:56 / 09.06.06

...they failed the task but they kept their spirit!

18:56 / 09.06.06

not really liking the look of any of the golden ticket people yet.

18:59 / 09.06.06

Loving Nikki's look of purient interest when Sam was in the shower.

Seriously though four grand for a ticket is a little excessive.

19:01 / 09.06.06

No, golden ticket people not hugely inspiring. They all have an odd, synthetic sheen to their skin. I'd have thought we'd be looking for an attractive male Housemate. Nary a one of those so far.

19:05 / 09.06.06

Good that Sam still think's Nikki's fnntaaastic.

Tryphena Absent

19:05 / 09.06.06

Yeah, not looking great.

19:11 / 09.06.06

we may take issue with the BB selectors sending in a series of ever more exaggerated stereotypes year on year, but consider the alternative: 14 members of the average general public. based on the people presented so far (and yes obviously this is only based on a 3 second intro and camera-mugging for each of them) I say bring on the stereotypes please.

19:21 / 09.06.06

I heart Alcoholikki.

D'you reckon she hoped Saint Pete's viewer-friendliness would rub off on her? Or did she just want Saint Pete to rub off on her?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:24 / 09.06.06

I heart Alcoholikki.

Oh, so do I. But I pray I'm never, ever in my life in a situation where I have to receive a reassuring pep-talk from Nikki. I don't like Sam that much, but part of me (okay, the part with the mouth on it) was shouting "shut up! you're REALLY not helping..."

19:24 / 09.06.06

It's a bit of a turnaround from the early days. "I love Pete. not in that way of course."

I think it was a combination of drunkness, frustration, wanting to make the most of the Big Brother house, and actually, you know, quite fancying Pete.

Bless Aisleyne, I think she's a real sweetheart.

19:26 / 09.06.06

Nikki's so huggable when her diary room rants are smoothed out with booze.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:27 / 09.06.06

Pete's Tourette's yet again displays impeccable comic timing...

Grace: "babe, it's not us, it's the people out there. They want to keep you in."

Pete: "Wankers!"

19:31 / 09.06.06

It's a bit of a turnaround from the early days. "I love Pete. not in that way of course."

I think it was a combination of drunkness, frustration, wanting to make the most of the Big Brother house, and actually, you know, quite fancying Pete.

Or, perhaps more cynically, having performed the time-honoured Lesbian Kiss the night before, Nikki was engaging in the other Way To Stay In After Nomination, demonstrating the possibility of rrromance with another Housemate.

Agree that the White Queen is a sweetie, shedding tears at Sam's (actually quite cheer-heavy) departure. I'd quite like to see her morph to diamond form a little more often, though.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

19:33 / 09.06.06

Dunno about Sam, but Ms Frost looked genuinely upset by the fact that there were people booing outside. I like her.

19:37 / 09.06.06

They should be used to it by now. There's been hardcore booing at the both the other evictions.

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