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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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h1ppychick
19:14 / 06.06.06
OOh Gracie Gracie Gracie. Pot Kettle Black! (Murder Death Kill!) "She pretends to be friends with everyone and then bitches about them behind their back." We can't have behaviour like that in the Big Brother House, can we?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:17 / 06.06.06
How I love Grace, now if only she could employ some of that machivellian wit and be completely honest about her motivations in the diary room. (This assuming that she knows she lies. I'm not sure about that yet. Really still working on the theory that she just dislikes most people.)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:17 / 06.06.06
Sam's taste in makeup edges towards the Scary Clown. Not endearing. Subtlety could be her friend if she understood the concept of understated elegance. That would be anathema to her though.
 
 
h1ppychick
19:18 / 06.06.06
My Gran was called Grace. She's been dead for 15 years, but even so I feel like she's being condemned by association with the Evil One.
 
 
h1ppychick
19:23 / 06.06.06
here we go...HEEEEERRREEEE'S NIKKI!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:23 / 06.06.06
Lea nominated Richard! Shit for brains. No instinct for self preservation and no ability to appraise others objectively. I can see where some of her past problems have arisen.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
19:25 / 06.06.06
Oh poor Nikki, she looks so tired and discouraged when she says Sam leaves her feeling drained.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:26 / 06.06.06
Pete nominates Lisa! It's a start... Self Awaria's a short boat trip away.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:26 / 06.06.06
The tale of Pete, Lisa and the bee has warmed my heart.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:28 / 06.06.06
Lea: I saw a distant side to him yesterday

Me: A SIDE THAT DOESN'T EXIST MORON
 
 
h1ppychick
19:28 / 06.06.06
Good perceptionskillz there, Ricardo. Someone in the house has some cognitive abilities at last.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:41 / 06.06.06
Lisa: But what if you had ants in your house?

Pete: I have. I put jam down for them... ...and cake, they like that.

Sweet boy.

Now take Richard's excellent advice and stand up to Lisa more directly.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:41 / 06.06.06
DUE TO REALLY ANNOYING HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN A CALL CENTRE IN ORDER TO ACTIVATE SOMEONE ELSE'S NEW MOBILE, I MISSED NIKKI'S NOMINATIONS.

I am not happy.

I don't care WHO she nominated... I just wanted to see her doing it.

Truly this is Satan's day.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:45 / 06.06.06
Grace is telling a teenaged boy who he should find attractive?

By crikey, she's more egotistical than I thought.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:45 / 06.06.06
Grace is horrid. Leave Glenn alone.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:47 / 06.06.06
Yeah, that was totally like "no, she's a dog. You can't fancy her or you're WEIRD and we'll all steal your rough book and chuck it in the pond. And you'll have fleas".

Grace must die. Slowly. And painfully.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:48 / 06.06.06
(Incidentally while we're watching the ad break, don't you just want to wrap your arms around Charlotte Church's gorgeous body. I don't need to feed her cake! She is a balm.)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:49 / 06.06.06
(Incidentally while we're watching the ad break, don't you just want to wrap your arms around Charlotte Church's gorgeous body. I don't need to feed her cake! She is a balm.)

No. I remember when she was a child. This is the same reason I can't fancy Drew Barrymore.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:58 / 06.06.06
Like, Stoatally, dude.
 
 
Triplets
19:58 / 06.06.06
NICE JOB LEA
 
 
Ganesh
19:59 / 06.06.06
Lea: You fucking fucking fucking fuckwitted fuckstick. How the fuck have you managed to live 57 years (or however long) on this planet without learning any sort of skill at evaluating what people tell you? When you see a sign saying 'Break Glass' do you automatically break the glass? Are you able to que-e-e-e-estion anything people tell you? Have you even the minutest ability to discern the 'ring of truth'? Are you a stupid, fuckwitted, Korsakoff's Goldfish with eyebrows tattooed on your face because if they weren't there, you might think Richard had stolen them because, y'know, he once contradicted you and therefore has a "side" to him which means that, whatever relationship you've established thus far, he is Teh Unreliable?

Gah.

And Nikki's no better, really, but somehow I expect it of Nikki.
 
 
Ganesh
20:03 / 06.06.06
Incidentally while we're watching the ad break, don't you just want to wrap your arms around Charlotte Church's gorgeous body.

Even I do, and I'm a big gayer. She's lovely.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:09 / 06.06.06
But she's only about four years old!!!
 
 
Ganesh
20:10 / 06.06.06
But she's only about four years old!!!

Is there some law against putting one's arms around a four year old?

And La Church is some kind of wonderful.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:11 / 06.06.06
Ganesh has just put his finger on it. And, simultaneously, has worked out where we know Glynn from: he was a Thermian in Galaxy Quest.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:25 / 06.06.06
Is there some law against putting one's arms around a four year old?

No, but children are icky. And they can easily shiv you in the back of the neck mid-hug.

And complimenting them on their gorgeous bodies would probably get you looked at, to say the least, askance.
 
 
Ganesh
20:25 / 06.06.06
Tracing back the track of Sam/Lea backbiting falsehoods, it's difficult to see why, when Sam is able to back and say, "well, Lisa told me X" and confirm such-and-such with Lisa, that Lea is apparently unable to trace her gossip-trail back to Grace and either get Grace into the room with Lisa or at least think, "hmm, maybe Grace has lied to me".
 
 
autopilot disengaged
20:57 / 06.06.06
sam nominating richard after he all-but-alienated one of his (previous) best friends in there to defend hir? man, there goes any sympathy i had - and ze's is going to look pretty stoopid when they play hir the whole panoply of disses issuing from grace, lisa, lea, imogen, nikki, glynn etc etc...

the short-sightedness of HMs this year (most especially with richard) is supremely frustrating - but as has been noted, the real conspiritors can't fool the folks at home.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:06 / 06.06.06
New task - they've all been assigned to jobs for two days after delivering their (crap) CVs. Best is Imogen pulled the short straw. The new toilet attendant has to sit in the bathroom from 10pm-2am, make sure Housemates wash their hands, and give them a lolly. Hohoho!
 
 
Ganesh
21:12 / 06.06.06
They should've given the toilet attendant job to perch-above-the-pan Nikki.
 
 
Ganesh
21:41 / 06.06.06
Richard didn't nominate either Nikki or Sam. Both Nikki and Sam nominated Richard.

For a classic illustration of (the psychic defence mechanism of) projection, let's watch how paranoia travels within this dynamic, hmm?
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
21:49 / 06.06.06
Having just watched the C4 round-up I would like to float a new hypothesis, the Huggles Anthropic Principle - namely, that huggles were created specifically so that one day, Pete and Lisa's "Apologies to Insect Life" conversation could be heard by all and inspire us to bestow them.

For some reason Pete begins to remind me of Bjork at times like this... "I rescued a bee from drowning in the pool, innit!" Delightful fellow. Absolutely spineless, of course, but you can't have everything.
 
 
Ganesh
21:57 / 06.06.06
Perhaps it's the lack of an internal spine that allows Pete to empathise with arthropods?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:05 / 06.06.06
Pete's dislike of confrontation does seem to be doing him the world of good, though, doesn't it?

Sezer LOVED confrontation. Look where it got him.

See, I'm not convinced this "spinelessness" is necessarily such a bad thing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:08 / 06.06.06
Although what the fuck is he wearing right now? I've been watching shark movies for the last couple of hours and have clearly missed something.
 
  

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