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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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Mourne Kransky
23:01 / 09.06.06
Konspiracee!

btw, Pete has no arse at all. What good is a man with no arse at all? Even a very pretty one?
 
 
Ganesh
23:03 / 09.06.06
Watching with the sound turned down (Belle & Sebastian) and there's an attractive meeting of Dickie, Glyn, Lea and Aisleyne. I'd love for the new girl to be part of it but, stupidly, she seems to have gone to bed early. I like this nomination bloc, and am hopeful that Suzie and even Nikki might join up. I just want to see a viable alternative to the poisonous Grace/Lisa/Imogen/Lea axis.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:09 / 09.06.06
I'd love for the new girl to be part of it but, stupidly, she seems to have gone to bed early.

be fair, she's had quite a day.

Oh, and she's up again. Cool.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
23:19 / 09.06.06
Really sneaky of BB to introduce this twist, where new woman's nominations are the only ones that count, given that hers would be the only nominations informed by knowledge of how the HMs play on tv. Frinstance, Grace is not that unpopular with the housemates because they never see the manipulations from our PoV. Suzie, on t'other hand....

I am mindful that in my group psychonalysis last week, the conductor made the interpretation that we most loathe the people who represent aspects of our own personalities that shame us. I was alarmed by that, for just a few moments, until I realised that I don't have a face that looks like a potato. Yay!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:24 / 09.06.06
It's weird- I actually found Grace very physically attractive to start with, but I just can't see it anymore. Now I know she has an incredibly ugly personality, she's started looking like Judy Finnegan. What that says about me, I really couldn't begin to guess...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:30 / 09.06.06
And this evening was quite a result- I expected to see some unpleasant ritual humiliation of Sam, who I didn't much care for but didn't really deserve it- instead I got to see some unpleasant ritual humiliation of Grace. I'm a bad, bad person- actually, no, fuck that. Grace is a bad, bad person. I'm right to have actually smiled at that.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:33 / 09.06.06
she's started looking like Judy Finnegan

Poor Judy, to be compared to Grace! The poor woman's married to Richard, she just doesn't deserve that kind of bile!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:38 / 09.06.06
Don't you go dissing The Made Man, Nina...

One day, when I can get hold of Barry Chuckle's phone number, Richard M WILL be part of the celebrity shoplifting gang I shall assemble for a quality "heist"...
 
 
Ganesh
23:39 / 09.06.06
Poor Judy, to be compared to Grace! The poor woman's married to Richard, she just doesn't deserve that kind of bile!

Judy is a media-savvy fortysomething.

Grace is an evil-savvy twentysomething.

When they met, it was moider.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:43 / 09.06.06
Even when Grace is forced to confront herself (after the chanting) she STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND why they might hate her!!!

And Grace, no, it's not because of Mikey.

And Nikki is hilariously not helping: "I only heard girls' voices. It's because you're so beautiful".
 
 
Ganesh
23:53 / 09.06.06
So beautifully vile, perhaps.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
00:13 / 10.06.06
Still amused by Grace's faces-saving they booed me because they think I'm screwing Mikey schema. Yes, the BB-viewing public does punish the women in the BB house disproportionately for explicit sexual activity, but that's NOT the story here!
 
 
Ganesh
00:15 / 10.06.06
No, Grace has established her own punishment-audience based on her vileness, methinks.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:56 / 10.06.06
Lisa "at the end of the day I've been myself in here".

Lisa sucks.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:08 / 10.06.06
Pete and Nicki (Nikky, Nicky, Nikki?) seem sort of JG Ballard, as a couple.

Endemol being simply interested in creating as much emotional havoc as the legal department feels it can get away with - Yes, all right, they've signed the waivers and such, but while it's hellishly amusing to sit here and what these local pub characters tear themselves to pieces, is it really germane?

I voted for Sam, though.
 
 
Peach Pie
08:27 / 10.06.06
what ritual humiliation happened to Grace?

I ditto the thinking she was beautiful thing until her character showed through.
 
 
Ganesh
09:50 / 10.06.06
"They must have portrayed me as some slag or hoochie mamma, I know what girls are like... but I was just being myself. Maybe I should have been backstabbing like everyone else."

Increasingly, Grace's lack of acquaintance with Selfawaria seems clear.

Was it me who reckoned Lea was getting on surprisingly well with Suzie? Ah well.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:55 / 10.06.06
what ritual humiliation happened to Grace?

Everyone hearing the "get Grace out" chant.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:58 / 10.06.06
Grace and Nikki are like complete complements to one another, aren't they?

Nikki thinks everything is always about Nikki; Grace thinks nothing is ever about Grace.

Were they to hook up, it'd be that whole matter/antimatter thing and we'd probably all die.

Best if they don't, really.
 
 
Ganesh
20:02 / 10.06.06
I've never heard "big hoochie mama" used quite like that before. Nice one, Grace.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:04 / 10.06.06
Just pondering whom Suzie might nominate on Monday. Grace and Lisa is my best guess but that would be less satisfactory than Grace and Imogen or, best of all, Grace and Mikey! Whatever, it would be Grace that would go, but there's always a chance she'd beat Sezer's 91.6% against big, glaikit Mikey.

Surely she won't walk before the vote. She might, now that she's panicking about the chanting. And Suzie is on record expressing the Grace-hate prior to going in, apparently, so I think she'll please the GBP and name the Gracist, who's currently on the Highlights Show, shooting herself in the foot with the public in the diary room.

Lea, Glyn, Ashleyne and discussing this there. Presumably since none of them can nominate, BB isn't reprimanding them. Lea making the clever point that, tactically, Suzie should vote out the competition - those the public likes (and she is the only housemate who would know this). I think Suzie will figure that will lose her the sympathy of the viewing public though.
 
 
Evil Scientist
20:13 / 10.06.06
Get the balls out.

Way to be convincing Lisa.

Mind you, I'm not sure which I prefer. Grace thinking she's being horribly paranoid or thinking that the public despise her.

Mikey's not the most useful monkey when it comes to giving support is he?
 
 
Ganesh
20:15 / 10.06.06
Aww, Mikey's doing his limited best.
 
 
Evil Scientist
20:16 / 10.06.06
She'd be better off with a Cabbage Patch doll though wouldn't she?
 
 
Ganesh
20:20 / 10.06.06
I'm not sure that's terribly fair. There's not really a way for anyone to reassure Grace in this situation.
 
 
Peach Pie
20:32 / 10.06.06
Lea on Grace

"You're not backstabbing, you're not twofaced, you don't lie".

You couldn't make it up.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:15 / 10.06.06
I'd quite like to see something bad happen to Glyn at this point. So far his character arc has been a 'Boys Own' adventure - he has learned to cook, he have kissed the blonde with the big boobies, who is like a porn star, he have learned life skillz, and I think it's about time the producers pump in enough booze to get Lea to sleep with him, so the big-eyed boy from the valleys can learn at least a little about the kind of emotuons you don't necessarily read about in FHM.

'But I love you Lea!' he'd hopefully say, tears streaming down his little face 'I love you!'

'Get away from me Glyn, I'm old enough to be your mother ... Fuck, I'm old enough to be your mother'

It would gladden my cold, black heart to watch Cymru's favourite son de jour have this sort of set-back on television, in any case.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:24 / 10.06.06
I am glad, so very glad, that you are not my grandmother. The terrible pitfalls that you must set for your own grandson. Despicable!
 
 
Ganesh
21:24 / 10.06.06
Having previously dropped Richard's shorts in the pool, in an act of Invisiblesesque radical disobedience, Lisa has just farted on his pillow. OMG JUST LIKE WHEN THEY BROKE TEH CONCH IN L*RD *F T*H FL**S!11!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:25 / 10.06.06
GRANNY!!!!

Get back in your room... I've called the doctor...

NO!!! GET BACK!!! I'M WARNING YOU!

I'LL USE IT... I WILL, I SWEAR...
 
 
Peach Pie
21:32 / 10.06.06
OMG JUST LIKE WHEN THEY BROKE TEH CONCH IN L*RD *F T*H FL**S!11!

Yup... next thing you know she'll be parading round the complex in a maddened frenzy chanting "Kill the pig!" Or am I just having a flashback?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:43 / 10.06.06
I think the vocals are new but the marching seems to ring a bell.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:44 / 10.06.06
I'm really not finding the humngous breasts attractive?

Ah, to see through Glyn's eyes must be quite a thing.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:50 / 10.06.06
Well presumably he's going to have his poor brave heart torn out his chest and then stepped on by the sort of Lon-don girl that his mo-ther has warned him about within about two weeks of his leaving the house in any case - is it so terribly wrong to want see that play out, live, as it happens?

It would particularly good if Glyn, having known Lea's love, in a way that ultimately only confused and upset him, was then shown some of her video in his exit interview.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:54 / 10.06.06
YES YES YES THEY ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT OVER WHETHER THEY HAD SALMON OR SEA TROUT!!!

Oh.

They've calmed down over that one.

Sorry. Nothing to see here.
 
  

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