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Ha-ha!
I'm not even sure I could call it All-Star Elongated Man, or the new Elongated Man miniseries. Instead, I'd have to call it something like Dibny Action Hour, or All-Star Sue & Ralph.
Actually: Dibny Action Hour is the damn best title I ever did come up with. Let's go with that. Ralph Dibny, the Elongated Man, detective protege of Hamilton Drew, beloved by millions for his various associations with the Justice League (before that damnable Plastic Man stole his claim to fame, that rascal), but also a dashing sleuth in his own right.
And solving crimes with him? It used to be that Ralph depended on Sue Dibny, his sassy and razor-witted wife to back up his wild theories and generally do a lot of the back-up work, pavement-hitting and general whatever-is-left-over while he rushes off after his wagging, elongated nose. But now, because of somebody else's idiot distortions of the timeline, Sue's dead and Ralph is confused, tragic, and lacking his rock. They were a team, a brilliant duo to rival Batman & Robin without the questionable innuendos and on definite equal-footing. So there he is in his One Year Later funk, with the gun and the lose of spirit.
Spirit, literally, as Rama Kushna hirself appears before him in wild, psychedelic delights and hexagonical flail. Chad, I'm picturing "Calamity" Jon Morris's style, or some Darwyn Cooke pop art if that kicks any neurons. Rama Kushna, spirit of life, announces that because of temporal distortion and questionable logic, Sue Dibny has returned from beyond the veil to serve as Boston Brand's replacement, occasional team-up buddy, and afterlife detective - to function as Ralph's spiritual associate in much the way Deadman works with Batman. Because somebody up there really loves Ralph, and that somebody's named Sue. Picture Truly, Madly Deeply, maybe, with Nick & Nora, and some super-action. Confused by all the madness in his life, Ralph is so overwhelmed with delight - perhaps tweaked a little by Rama Kushna - and is given a choice by the all-mother to fight crime again with his honey, only he's got to find himself first. Which involves reclaiming the detective over the hero with Hamilton Drew-inspired suits with waistcoats - super-ones, outfitted with JLA comms of course - and the pair of off to Paris for their first wild adventure! |
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