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Triplets
10:24 / 31.05.06
Most of all, what everyone wants from a Resident Evil game, its arse-rapingly scary.

Yes. Non-consensual bum-love is the worse thing that can ever happen to a man ever.
 
 
Supaglue
11:57 / 31.05.06
Or a woman?
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
17:05 / 31.05.06
A woman is the worst thing that can happen to a man, ever? Well, depends on the woman, I suppose...
 
 
Triplets
08:04 / 01.06.06
And whether she arse-rapes you.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:02 / 06.06.06
Ahem.

Just started playing "Condemned- Criminal Origins" which has been receiving luke-warm reviews, but which is actually pretty good. Atmosphere-wise, it's spot on- it's by Monolith, who did F.E.A.R., so they know all about scaring the shit out of you. It's also an FPS with the emphasis on hand-to-hand combat, which is original, to say the least. There is much smacking of people around the face with planks of wood with nails through the end.
 
 
The Strobe
10:54 / 06.06.06
A lot of people I know enjoyed Condemned, Stoatie. And if you think it's creepy now... wait until the mall. Just wait.
 
 
Triplets
13:23 / 06.06.06
Got my hands on a Gamecube and Resident Evil 4 for forty quid. Kiss my face. Unfortunately it didn't come with a memory card, d'oh!

Bought one yesterday with Zelda: Wind Waker. 4 is a great next installment. The intense opening chapter, being under siege by the locals, really highlights the main difference between this and the prequels: the pace; much quicker this time. Looking forward where it goes; so far I've gotten to where Leon gets Matrixed by the zombie leader.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:27 / 06.06.06
I'm restricting myself to playing Condemned after dark... my curtains aren't so great and I want maximum scare factor.

Given that I work nights on alternate weeks, it should extend playing time somewhat as well...

So far it rocks. Hasn't scared me as much as F.E.A.R. yet, but I'm still right at the beginning. And it's damn creepy. Which is what I often want from games, as I love immersion, and nothing is as immersive as pants-shitting TERROR. Actual, SH2/F.E.A.R./SS2 terror is surprisingly rare in games- Dark Corners of the Earth manages it a couple of times. And Fahrenheit made me jump in broad daylight at least once. Hmm. Maybe a new thread on fear as an element in games, above and beyond the remit of the Survival Horror thread... I'll work on it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:03 / 07.06.06
Okay... official Stoatie opinion = Condemned IS scary. It's what I wanted when I paid my money. It's creepy as fuck.

And I'm not even at the mall yet...

New pants for me please, mum!
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
02:04 / 08.06.06
Trips- It gets SO much cooler as you go. RE4 is the best action game I've played in the past few years, and possibly ever. It makes every other RE game look like hackwork.

Please give updates, so i can live vicariously through you. Don't you ever wish you could play a fantastic game again, for the first time?
 
 
The Strobe
09:14 / 08.06.06
I agree with Jake. Living vicariously through people playing RE4 is pretty wonderful. Just makes me... tingle. Especially Krauser. Both times.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
09:32 / 14.07.06
Stuff I'm on:

The PSP version of the venerable Everybody's Golf series. As much fun as the other versions I've played - mainly the Nintendoised take of N64 Mario Golf - with a real slow burn to it. Tons of unlocklables, but takes forever to unlock them. I've played twenty rounds, for example, and only just opened up the second course.

It works in the game's favour - golf titles are always going to be the sort of thing that you decide to have a crack on every now and again when you've nothing else to do, and they never age because the control system was perfected years ago. All that changes is course design. By having an enormous number of unlockables that only reveal themselves after many hours of play, you ensure that there'll always be a good reason for the player to return to your game - it won't just be ebcause they've nothing else to do, it'll also be because it contains something worthwhile to do.

Lots of cheap Xbox games around now that the 360 has been out for a while. Grabbed Chronicles of Riddick for a fiver (still not player - too dark to play during the day without he screen becoming obscured by reflections). Also got Armed & Dangerous for four quid. Rough around the edges - tatty-looking cutscenes are the worst offenders here - but a real riot of a third-person shooter. Appealing sense of humour and universe - a variety of British accents, a soundtrack of folk music bagpipes, a Robin Hood-esque storyline, imaginative weapons and lots and lots of blowing shit up. You can find this going for a few quid in any games store you walk into. For that price, you can't go wrong.

The big game at the moment is Rebellion's Rogue Trooper. It's been out a couple of months, but I only just remembered to buy it. A vast improvement over their attempt at a Dredd game. Again, third-person shooter, but with a remarkably solid sense of place and character, and some lovely touches to the gameplay. Things like being able to stick your gun over the top of your head and provide wild, unaimed covering fire when hidden behind cover. Things like being able to lob grenades over that cover without having to move away from it. Things like Kill Moves - crouch to run sliently and take somebody out from behind with a simple tap of the A button - which are the only way to get rid of certain enemies.

Real weight behind the control and movement. A solid and visually stunning gameworld with the best skybox I've seen in ages - when you look up at it, you're immediately transported into this universe. Highly recommended - just an effortlessly playable game. Faith in Rebellion restored.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:39 / 14.07.06
That's the second recommendation I've heard for a game which I wanted but suspected might be shit...

...hmm. Roll on payday, I may have to get some blue-skinned killing action on the go.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
15:12 / 14.07.06
It's much better than I expected, Stoatie. Dredd had some nice ideas, but was a bit of a poor show in general. Rogue is an easier strip to translate into another medium to begin with, because besides the basic premise there's not a whole amount of storyline that people care about. In fact, there's probably none - the seemingly constant reboots back to Year One have robbed it of any real personality, history or atmosphere.

Lots of cool little gameplay ideas in here. Gunnar can be used as a sentry gun while you go off and do something else, which also opens up the possibility of setting one-man ambushes. Helm can, similarly, be left to one side to get on with cracking a door code while you take out the enemies flooding the room.

The ammo system is clever, too. Insted of picking ammo up, Bagman recycles scrap metal and equipment found on corpses into whatever new equipment you desire. It's an intelligent system in the same way as that in Deus Ex 2 - it means that you don't have to run out of ammo for your favourite weapon and are allowed to describe your own way of playing the game.

Level design provides a nice amount of freedom, which combines with the weapons/ammo system to make you feel empowered. It also steals well from games that have come before - Beyond Good & Evil's stealth combat mechanic of taking enemy grunts out by wrecking their breathing aparatus is lifted wholesale, but still feels completely fitting in this environment. Sniper rifle is superb.

As is the vocal acting. This was one of the things that Dredd vs Death got spot-on and it's just as suitable and believable here.

I wouldn't hesitate recommending it, Stoatie, especially if you were already interested.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
15:32 / 14.07.06
I'm holding out for my new compy to arrive before I start playing anything other than WoW, but I cannot wait to get stuck into Elder Scrolls: Oblivion when it does.

Should be awesome in all its widescreen glory.

Currently I have to switch back to my desktop every 5 minutes whilst plying WoW as it keeps overheating my graphics card, which is annoying.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:36 / 17.07.06
Thanks for the Rogue Trooper recommendation, Randy! It is going to keep me company on the long, cashless, boozeless nights ahead this summer...
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
15:16 / 17.07.06
Currently I have to switch back to my desktop every 5 minutes whilst plying WoW as it keeps overheating my graphics card, which is annoying.

Um...that is a little worrying. I'm assuming an nVidia card, but you shouldn't need to be taking action like that with any card. I sincerely advise you ensure your card isn't faulty, or, where you're comfortable it's not, rethink your cooling system as that could one day cause a much greater problem than simply forcing you to go back to desktop.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:04 / 17.07.06
I've given up on my "only playing Condemned in darkness" rule, given that the comnbination of working nights and it being summer means I never get to play, and all this time on I'm still not very far through at all.

It's still damn spooky. The melee combat's a little clumsy, but ever so satisfying when you time it just right. So far I'm finding it a masterpiece of tension-building, punctuated every now and then by fighty bits, rather than a scary fighty game. Like a decent horror movie, the real artistry comes in the seconds leading up to the action, rather than the action itself.

It's damn good, though.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:19 / 17.07.06
Unfortunately, I'm finding it impossible to get the Xbox to display an image on my brand-spanking new television at anything approaching the correct aspect ratio, so Rogue is going to have to sit on teh back-burner until I can figure out what the hell's going on.

Been playing the 360 version of Condemned myself over the last couple of days, Stoatie. The combat is clumsy, I agree, but it provides a satisfying thunk whenever you manage to land a blow. Lighting effects are surprisingly hit-and-miss, given that they're one of its big selling points - the permanent light sources work well, but how come the light from your torch never creates shadows?

Just out of interest, does the PC version have anything like the dead bird collectathon from the console one? I've got to admit, even though most of them are clearly lazy afterthoughts, the 360's Achievements system *is* working to prolong the lifespan of games for me.

(Oh, and on scary games: did you ever pick up either of the Project Zero twosome on the Xbox?)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:25 / 17.07.06
Project Zero? No, I had a bad Amazon experience. Note to self- must get those still.

Yeah, the birds are there in full effect. Feels a little console-y at those points, but as long as it continues to frighten me, I don't care. And the "tons of dead birds fall through the roof of the subway station" bit is really quite cinematic.

(Thinking of console scares, got Xbox Cold Fear for a fiver the other day. Not played it yet- I hear it's a bit rubbish overall but delivers a few good scary moments).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:38 / 18.07.06
And I've just gone back to Sid Meier's Pirates! on the XBox (my PC was knackered when it came out and I just couldn't wait). And I've remembered why I stopped playing it. It's too fucking addictive.

Is there much difference between versions? I'm thinking of picking up a copy of the PC version, just cos I prefer playing games on that, but is it worth it if I already have the XBox one?
 
 
Essential Dazzler
18:33 / 19.07.06
Hitman: Contracts, Killer 7, and Resident Evil 4, arrived this morning. Intended to sample all three, but I ended up on Resident Evil all day, because it is very, very Good.

Can you here me squealing? I'm squealing.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:39 / 20.07.06
I've discovered a downside to Rogue Trooper: it is either much too short or much too easy. The former, I think. I'm on the last level already.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:18 / 20.07.06
Oh. That's a bit shit. The Dredd game had the same problem - I can't remember exactly, but I think it took me somewhere between four and a half and five hours to complete fully.
 
 
Janean Patience
21:11 / 07.08.06
Just got an Xbox, unboxed for £50, with X-Men Legends and Halo 2. Haven't played on a console for a decade. Finding X-Men very hard, hopefully because of my relative inexperience, and zooming through Halo 2.

Dumb question, I know, but what are the big Xbox games? Like, the must-haves?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:18 / 07.08.06
Unless you already have Half-Life 2 on the PC, I'd say that should be your first purchase.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:41 / 07.08.06
Jet Set Radio Future is one of the most stylish games you'll ever see (or hear). Given that Sega have since become one of the least adventurous publishers around, it might be your last chance to find out why they were so revered during the Dreamcast and early Xbox eras.

Otogi and its sequel are fairly basic buitton-bashers, but coated in beautiful Japanese mythological imagery, which makes the button-bashing almost infinitely enjoyable. Two of the best, most under-rated games of the last few years - the second is clearly better than the first (more content, greater longevity, slightly friendlier difficulty curve, even more gorgeous than the first) but they're different enough to warrant buying both. Post-haste.

If you like driving sims, Forza is the current genre high point. Lots of features that show Gran Tourismo up for teh soulless try-hard that it is. A damage model that affects handling, a selection of courses that you won't already have spent a good part of your life getting bored of, untouchable online career mode. And an inspired help system that marks out the racing line on the track for you and alters in real-time depending on your speed. Plus the ability to do this sort of thing:



which, asides from being an opportunity for me to show off my mad decal skillz, should hopefully demonstrate just how powerful the decal design system in the game is (once you've spent a few hours with it). If anything, it's worth buying the disc for that on its own.

Dead or Alive Ultimate is the best beat 'em up on the system and a riot in two-player - random enough that somebody who doesn't have the first idea what they're doing can always get a few wins in on against a self-proclaimed expert. It's also, in a very real sense, a more complete package than DoA4 on the 360. If 2D fighters are more your thing, I'm partial to Guilty Gear X2 #Reload - looks that make a mockery of Street Fighter 3 and another game system that allows newbs to beat pros. It's also the only game I know of that truly ROCKS THE FUCK OUT in a cheesetastic big grin stylee.

The two Project Zero games are, as mentioned above, must-haves. You won't find a more effective horror series than this at the moment. Only problems being that the first game is too difficult and the second too easy - the atmosphere easily makes up for any disappointment in this regard.

Metal Slug 3 is simply the greatest 2D run 'n' gunner known to man.

There are really too many great games on the Xbox to list them all. In terms of overall software library, it won my heart over the other two of the 'last' generation of consoles.
 
 
netbanshee
00:43 / 08.08.06
I just finished Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow and started onto the side bonus mission. It was quite a good ride with something like 13-14 hours of gameplay to be had for the main mission. There's a Boss Rush I could get into, but I've deferred it to challenge some high scores my friends have been getting in Tetris DS.

I do plan on experiencing Dead Rising later on in the week on a friend's console, but it looks like the next games in my library will be Meteos and the much awaited Okami. Good times a comin'.
 
 
The Strobe
06:30 / 08.08.06
Onto that list of "good Xbox titles" add:

Crimson Skies, which is a good laugh as an action-flight game, and fun in multiplayer.

Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath always seems to do well.

If you like less realistic racing, Project Gotham Racing 2 is a pretty good game; if you like crazy-arcade racing, head straight for Outrun 2.

If you don't have any other consoles, head straight for Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, because it's wonderful, exhilirating, not too hard, and one of my favourite games ever.

Sportswise, Amped and its sequel are great fun - if anything, I prefer the first game - and Links 2004 is a lovely golf game, far better than the Tiger Woods series IMVHO.

I'll have a think about a few more. What sort of things do you like? Or think you might like?
 
 
Janean Patience
16:35 / 08.08.06
Thanks very much for all the recommendations, especially as my question was vaguer than vague.

Half-Life 2 yes, I always meant to play Half-Life on the PC but never got around to it. And Blue Shift and all that business. I'll assume there's no need to be familiar with the first few games to get the sequel. Also from this thread I fancy Punisher, which I've seen for £5 nearby, Hitman: Contracts and Rogue Trooper, though I'll have to wait for that to cheapen up a bit.

I may remember seeing a screenshot of Jet Set Radio Future. Love the title, just smashing some cool words together with no thought of sense. Googling it doesn't give me much idea of what the game's like.

Was never much of a one for driving sims, except where you could go off track and, ahem, "fuck shit up" - Carmageddon 2 and the GTA series, for preference. I'm interested in getting good two-player games, cooperative if possible so my various gaming partners-to-be (they mostly don't know their fate yet) won't stop playing when I start kicking ass.

Project Zero is what, like Silent Hill and Resident Evil? Survival horror is new to me. It's shocking how badly I've fallen behind the console curve. I was master of MarioKart on the SNES. Still I like a bit of J-Horror and I reckon my partner would watch, so they're on the list. And Metal Slug sounds like what I bought a console for; less involved saving, more mindless killing. And gubbins, meaning power-ups. Plenty gubbins.

Prince of Persia, that's some kind of 3D platform game? I've heard of those. I used to be very fond of the kind of platform game which offered fruit as a reward. It remains, in fact, one of my greater regrets in life that I never finished Rainbow Islands when I had the chance.

Sorry to sound like a modern-day Brian Keenan. All I've played in the last 10 years are the GTA games, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Carmageddon 2 and Worms Armageddon. I like a FPS, I'd like a 2D shoot-'em-up, I clearly need to see what's going on with today's modern young people's platform games and I need to get some none-network multiplayer stuff. Thankfully it's all available and cheap since I'm surfing technology's backwave.
 
 
Janean Patience
16:40 / 08.08.06
Meant to say, never was much on sport games, war simulations, and though I don't mind a bit of stealth I prefer to go in the front door all guns blazing, which apparently on Splinter Cell isn't a viable strategy.

Oh, and are any of these Star Wars games good?
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
17:21 / 08.08.06
Knights of the Old Republic is quite fun, and you should be able to get a copy for ten bucks. Prepare to put some hourage in, though.

My all-time favorite XBox offering is Morrowind, but it's a polarizing game. Enormous, freeform RPG that's not without it's flaws.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
18:11 / 08.08.06
Lego Star Wars is a good laugh. Shooty 3D platforming. KotOR is also good, but it doesn't really sound like you're after that kind of thing.

The Project Zero games are ghost stories, whereas Silent Hill is a more psychological trip and Resi a splatterfest. It's like the difference between, say, Ring, Jacob's Ladder and Night of the Living Dead.

JSRF is impossible to compare to any game other than its prequel. It's an inline skating graffiti platformer with a unique visual style and totally left-field soundtrack. It's nuts and manic.

Mindless killing: Otogi and its sequel, Serious Sam (rough around the edges but about the only FPS that's managed to keep the old Doom flame burning - certainly moreso than Doom 3). I picked up Armed & Dangerous for a couple of quid in my local games store the other week - a smart, likable comedy shooter that only falls down on looks. Lots of odd weapons and blowing up buildings.

Psychonauts is a cool little game - combination of the old Lucasarts SCUMM adventures (Monkey Island and all that) with the Super Mario 64 style of platforming.
 
 
Proinsias
19:00 / 08.08.06
Just resurrected my Dreamcast since the DS has whetted my appetite for gaming. Dear lord there are some good games floating around for pennies on the Dreamcast. It feels like the bestest christmas day evah. Never before have I had 10 new games at the same time.

Street Fighter 3 3rd strike - might take me a while to get the parry sorted but after watching the video doing the rounds of the SF3 competition final I need to put some time into this game. I was adamant that it wasn't up to SF2 turbo until I stuck SF2 turbo in my snes, I was wrong.

2K2 Tennis(?) - 2 buttons and two weeks gone from my life, just one more tournament and then I'm off to bed is my new mantra.

Marvel vs Capcom - Still very little idea what I'm doing here but hey it's fun. I think I may browse some guides on the laptop the next time I stick it on.

Any dreamcast recommendations would be appreciated
 
 
iamus
21:07 / 08.08.06
I'm in the same boat with both the Dreamcast and X-box.

X-box games I've played recently.....

Halo: Really not all that impressed by Halo I have to say, and that came as a bit of a shock as the Marathon games are still some of my favourites ever (Well.... Marathon 2 at least) and I've literally been waiting to play this since it was first announced as a mac-exclusive title. Maybe I just left it too long to play it. There's some inspired bits to it, but that whole, looooong section that takes place in a series of identical rooms and then introducing The Flood as the major threat (who, lets face it, are a really shite baddie) sort of made me a bit meh.

The games refusing to load up the next level (after meeting The Flood) and I have to say I'm not particularly fussed about that.

Fable. Liked Fable. Bit of a confection really. Not nearly as epic as it really makes out, but it's plenty fun pottering about while it lasts. Went through it first time as a goodie. Had intended to try again as evil, but I'm not sure if it's worth the time. From the way the game plays, and from what I've heard elsewhere it doesn't make a whole lot of difference.


Before Halo, and all during it, I thought I was getting a bit bored of First-person shooters, but then I bought Half-Life 2. Christing Fuck but that's an impressive game (as if anyone isn't already aware)! Fun and different and innovative from beginning to end. In fact, the worst bits of HL2 were the solo shooty bits, I could have played a whole game that ran like that incredible, incredible intro level. Even then though, it's kind of wrong to call them "worst". The first time you fire something into the air with the Gravity Gun, after making do throwing stuff without, is a Squee moment and a half. I also bought the original Half Life for the PS2 beforehand and made a point of playing through that first. Great for it's time, but those last, alien levels are such a woeful mistake it almost ruins the experience. I very nearly stopped playing at them to move onto the good stuff.

The Chronicles of Riddick. Only just started (and subsequently sidelined for The Sims 2 on the Mac) but it looks pretty good. Gets major points for being the first, first-person game I can think of where you can actually see the rest of your body. How hard can that really be to implement?

Also got Broken Sword 3 but colour me unimpressed. Big adventure game fan, but always more of the Lucasarts stable than anything else. Broken Sword never really did it for me, and this is the same. Akward, uninvolving and even feels a little amateurish.

Need to get my hands on JSRF, because I played the original to death back in the day, and always cursed the fact I didn't have access to the sequel. Shall be scouring the bins, or possibly biting the bullet and getting new online somewhere if poss....

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Dreamcast..... same as Proinsias, though I'll admit I'm not even paying pennies for most of my games thanks to recent Haxxor technology that opens up the entire hard-to-find catalogue and lets the Dreamcast open up like the beautiful flower it is. As well as the above I'd just like to give a mention to Space Channel 5 for the moment.

SC5 is hilarious, high-camp, 70's retro-futuristic dancing fun. Up to the last level now, but that final boss is a bastard. No controls apart from up, down, left, right and two different shoots (one for killing aliens, the other for rescuing hostages) but it's so well put together and so funny that it doesn't matter at all. Actually works with the lightgun (which I randomly picked up the other day for four quid), though all you're using it for is the D-pad and the trigger-button. Makes the game so much cooler that way.

That'll do for the mo.....

Randy, can you tell us your thoughts on Gunbird 2? Either here or the shooter thread, only had quick access to it recently and I'm not sure if I liked it or not. Also hoping to get my hands on a copy of Mars Matrix soon, so we'll see there..... Any other DC shooters worth tracking down (2D specifically. Rez is already long gotten) ? I think the Dreamcast is going to be my in to the 2D bullet ballets.
 
  

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