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What video games are you playing at the moment? You scum, you... degenerate... scum...

 
  

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The Strobe
12:04 / 20.01.06
I'd recommend the twin swords, just because you can charge the RAGE BAR faster. RAGE ATTACK him when you can, and also, you can avoid the hammer attack by rolling (Y+L) quite easily.

Berserkers: um, deal with them seperately - nowhere near Beowulf, that's for sure. When he goes into throwing crap fireballs, just get down and dirty - don't try shooting the fire out of his hands.

He is a million times easier than protecting those grain stores.

And yes, Hammer vs Zombies is a very pretty sight, if only because it charges its rage bar in one swing a lot of the time. That said, killing zombies is a nightmare, and usually not worth the effort...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:36 / 20.01.06
I dunno, I enjoyed the whole "stamp on them to finish them off" bit. The twin swords are indeed what you need a lot of the time, just so you can built up to that fantastic pinball rage attack.

I like the way Ares' encouragement gets creepier, more paternal and more evil as the game continues.

THAT'S IT BOY. DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD?
 
 
The Strobe
14:04 / 20.01.06
Careful there, Flybs; you might be about to hit a BIG PLOT SPOILER OF THE GODS
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
17:13 / 20.01.06
With Musicland declaring bankruptcy I picked up 3 videogames for $18 bucks last night.

Hitman-Contracts which looks decent but careepy.

Deus Ex Invisible War which I thoroughly enjoy.

Terminator 3-Rise of the Machines which would be far more impressive if the year were 1985. By far the worst game I've ever played.

I've been terribly addicted to Revenge of the Sith which is cool but might suck and Hulk Ultimate destruction which is one of the most enjoyable games ever.

Nothing like crush a bush, jumping and throwing it like a boomerang at a killer robot then riding the robot about, bouncing off the pavement and pounding it in the face at the same time. This is the game Ult Spiderman wishes it was.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
00:35 / 22.01.06
Paleface said of Spartan:

When it's bad, christ, it's tiresome. Especially when the phrase "PROTECT THE THING" comes up. I have currently had about fifteen attempts at protecting the two cocking grain stores, and it's very, very annoying.

You have no idea what annoying means until you get to the 'Protect Archimedes' bit. "Help me Spartan!" he bleats. So you knock the bad guys away from him... and he runs cowering towards them. You're just finishing some of them off... and he starts running off ahead, into some more. You can't go on ahead too far, because if you get too far away from him, the game thoughtfully generates about eight of those evil little fuckers with the two swords to kill him. Finally, when you reach a certain point, he starts having to ask random passers-by for directions in his own city, thus getting you directed right into another legion of Romans... Fuck!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:11 / 22.01.06
A few on the go now.

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, which I like a lot. The increase in freedom over the previous games in the series makles it feel, weirdly, a little bit like Deus Ex. They actually seem to have got the hang of creating a stealth game now, rather than a strict trial and error puzzle game disguised as the same.

Shame that the usual Ubi Soft stupidity has to rear its ugly head every now and again - if you play two or more other games on the Xbox before returning to this, you have to sit through the intro movie all over again because of the way they have the game read the console's cache memory. Fucking idiots - SC is *exactly* the sort of game that I find myself wanting to take a break from with something more immediate after a hefty session, so it's an annoyance I'm having to put up with almost every time I play it.

Project Zero II: Crimson Butterfly is scaring the bejezus out of me. Fewer real frights than in the first game, but when they do arrive they're even more terrifying. Game itself is more forgiving than the first and, as a result, more enjoyable. Starrting to get properly disturbing now, too - the initial batch of ghosts are maybe slightly dull. Making we consider trying to play through the original again, once I've finished here - I gave up on that one out of total frustration with the obnoxious and unfair jumps in difficulty. Lots to unlock here, though, so I may just go for a couple more runs through this one instead.

Timesplitters: Future Perfect. It's as shit as I remember it being when I hired it out for a weekend, just after release. Real "throw the pad through the window" crap - throws you into challenges without giving you the slightest hint as to what the winning objectives are, relies on luck more than skill (it's often impossible to get decent ranks on some of the challenges because you can't fucking find anybody to shoot, the bots all deciding to bunch themselves into the opposite area of the map from where you've spawned). Weapons are insubstantial and there's absolutely no sense of connection when a bullet hits your target. Abysmal.

Guilty Gear X2 #Reload. Loving this. Will talk about it in the beat 'em up thread.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:00 / 22.01.06
Thanks to your helpful advice, I finally pwned Beowulf!

Golly, this hammer's nice...
 
 
Axolotl
16:09 / 22.01.06
I picked up Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones recently as it was on sale. I'd really enjoyed The Sands of Time, though I'd steered clear of the Warrior within, as I'd heard it was pretty poor.
The Two Thrones seems to be a return to form, with plenty of wall-running platform action. The city of Babylon looks amazing as do the various characters' actions. The combat seems to have been re-worked slightly, making it less of a button mashing affair. The story and characters so far aren't as gripping as the first game, but then I thought that was perhaps one of its stongest points.
 
 
rotational
20:10 / 22.01.06
I'm bloody having to play through True Crime: New York City, a GTA clone where you play as a policeman and act as a hood in a realistic rendition of Manhattan. It's a bit of a tragedy: so much work has been put into it - it can look beautiful and there's a lot of detail and activity on the streets. But it's broken. The framerate is awful on my PS2, there are stupid bugs all over the place, and god, NYC is boring to drive around. It's not even as if the cars are fun to drive. Actually they're painful.

But I've got to play it because I want(ed) to do a review of it, having got the promo copy off the publisher. I accidentally confused the disk with my identical-looking GTA San Andreas promo copy the other day and was forced to see how the two games compare. Badly. One thing's for sure - True Crime is certainly demonstrating just how good GTA is.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
19:09 / 23.01.06
Pretty decent haul of 'armchair freethinker' games from Blockbuster today, on one of those '5 for £25' deals - 'The Getaway,' 'Grand Theft Auto - Vice City,' and 'Hitman - Contracts.'

God, how these four walls are going to literally weep tears... no rivers of virtual blood...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:57 / 23.01.06
WRT Hitman - Contracts; does anyone have a clue what's supposed to be going on? The copy I've got has no instructions, you see, so; are you meant to be waking up in a lunatic asylum full of killed-with-max-prejudice clones of yerself, having just tenderly murdered your 'father, in a strange white space. And if so, where do you go from there?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
04:18 / 24.01.06
Apologies for the triple post, but... OMFG!11!23!! what an excellent game 'Hitman - Contracts' has turned out to be. So weird, so depressing, so insanely difficult - it took me nearly two hours to get through the first level, on 'normal,' yet* (in the world of the Hitman, 'easy' simply does not exist - there's a real strain of East European, existentialist badness running through the thing, this is not the sunny, upbeat set-up that say The Punisher inhabits, him and his fluffy bunnies, his comparatively Blytonesque tropes, all this occurs in a much harsher world, where decadent Western pigs do not get a second chance, just because they happen to have forgotten where their guns, knives, etc are; trip up on 'Hitman' and it seems as if you have to go... right... back... to the start of the relevant level.)

Really, it's hard to imagine a more upsetting game. You begin in an asylum with a damaged memory, surrounded by butchered clones of yourself, and mumbling Russian mental patients, and then progress to an S&M rave that's being held in a meat factory, where one of your first tasks is to drug your target's lawyer, as well as, pretty clearly, killing everything that moves if it gets in your way.

I'd go so far as to say that in terms of the video game genre being discussed here, this is probably it's 'Wasteland,' it's 'Crime And Punishment,' it's 'Unknown Pleasures.'

But they are pleasures that you too can know, for about £7.99 at your local Blockbuster. This spring, I feel, it's pretty much the only way to tavel.




* I think I've mentioned this before, but it's well worth repeating - I'm not really very good at teh video games.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:46 / 24.01.06
I have just ordered Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, which shoudl be here within days.

I am a little excited.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:24 / 24.01.06
Dawn Of War truly rocks... that reminds me, I really must install it on my new PC so I can see it in all its glory.

Alex, I kind of thought you'd like H:C. Might I also recommend (nowhere near as good a game, but I think you'd like it) Manhunt, which you should also be able to pick up pretty cheap. Personally, I thought it was ace, but I know a lot of people thought it was bollocks. It's fairly nasty.
 
 
fluid_state
22:57 / 24.01.06
If you like DOW, you'll love it's expansion, Winter Assault, if only to play as the perpetually beleagured Imperial Guard. You can also dress up your little Space Marines better, too.

I'm playing a lot of Eve-Online right now. It's a ridiculously complex shared universe (the tutorial takes about 2 hours to get through, although it can be skipped, which isn't recommended) with the most mature MMO community I've ever seen. It also looks about as exciting as watching paint dry, but that's before some PVP pie-rat jams your warp drive just shy of the stargate back to secure space. That's around when you wish you'd become a miner or scientist for some rich corporation. Great game. Must log back on now.
 
 
Anthony
12:34 / 25.01.06
your mom hands me her ass

sorry, i'm getting bad habits through Xbox360 live
 
 
invisible_al
19:12 / 25.01.06
Beacause I don't want to give it it's own thread, but it's too cool to keep secret, have a look at this unshown xbox360 ad.
 
 
Supaglue
20:05 / 25.01.06
I too have DoW Gold edition (both in one pack)on order and have done since the 3rd Jan. Still hasn't frickin' arrived. I could've painted an entire Space Marine army by now. Is there a supply problem?


Having to dig out old games in the meantime - A borrowed copy of Amped on the Xbox, before I renew my live account, is going down nicely - the well balanced learning curve is evident again as I start to pick it all up from when I last played it. Enough trials to keep me busy. Superb. Just gotta get Amped 2 now for online, although I heard they'd changed it a bit.

Rome: total war is also keeping me busy - You just can't beat trampling your elephant legion through your enemies. Its basically tabletop wargaming, with a tag on empire management system (improved from Total War: Medieval). I think it can get a bit samey eventually but it works well in two hour bursts then exercising iron will and walking away.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:03 / 30.01.06
If anyone has any extra-special tips as to how you'd go about being the king of the universe on 'Soul Caliber 2,' in the 2-player option, they'd be more than appreciated. Especially if they were forwarded via personal message, which the enemy, 'the other,' specifically *unspec Barbelith poster*, would be unable to see. I'm getting my ass kicked here guys, honestly.
 
 
The Strobe
21:05 / 30.01.06
Alex: it's all about mastering Guard Impacts, from what I remember. Beyond blocking, parries and GIs will help you gain a serious frame advantage over your opponent. Also, stick to characters you know and are easy - so no Voldo, Ivy, or Astaroth; stick to the balanced, easier characters like Mitsurgi, Taki, Cassandra, etc - perhaps Kilik - and play a poking game. If you can catch your opponent whiffing a huge move (because you defended well) you'll cause pain.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:35 / 30.01.06
PF;

Cheers for the ideas - *unspecified Barbelith poster* is going to get his ass handed to him, on a plate, hopefully, courtesy thereof.

What's your opinion about 'Raphael' though? It's no good, really, just moving forward and pressing 'A' repeatedly while in this man's shoes, but, on the other hand, this, as a stategy, does seem to work?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:29 / 31.01.06
You've got a week to practice, Granny, and then it's time for...



MASS! MASS! MASS! MASS!
 
 
The Strobe
12:18 / 31.01.06
To master Raphael, from what I remember, you'll probably want to take advantage of his various stance-shifts. He's not quite as basic a character as he appears. I've always found Mitsurugi a very gentle character to learn with; not hugely quick, but not slow, and great power/juggles.

The Gamefaqs page for the game might help you a bit - lots of character specific FAQs for starters, and a few generic combo ones too.

If Generic Poster likes playing as Astaroth, you should have no problem with anyone faster than a slow-moving snail.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:34 / 05.02.06
I'm afraid Granny's reflexes are not what they once were.
 
 
Dead Megatron
12:34 / 07.02.06
I just got myself Battle for Middle-Earth (the first instalment). Boy, I love sooo much to summon the balrog.

Anybody got Battle for Middle-Earth 2? Is it even cooler?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
09:52 / 13.02.06
Ridge Racer 6 keeps on giving. I'm around 16 hours into the main World Xplorer mode and I've only completed 53% of it.

Strange that its hook hasn't yet let go of me, because what you do in the first ten minutes is what you do for the rest of the game. It's just teh same courses, mainly the same cars, only a bit more difficult each time. The Basic races (all 7 hours worth of them) were all beaten on the first attempt, so useless was the opposition, and the Advanced races didn't present any more of a challenge. Expert races are starting to heat things up, but they're still not *that* difficult.

Special class races, on the other hand, are. The rear view mirror - handy throughout the game, as you can get a free burst of speed by having a boosting opponent ram you up the arse - becomes essential. It reminds me of trying to beat the Devil and Angel in Ridge Racer Revolution in terms of the amount of concentration it requires.

Project Gotham Racing 3 is a more attractive version of its prequel. The new driver's-eye view is a superb addition, though, and provides a whole new level of visual feedback. Your head lurches about when taking corners or braking/accelerating quickly, and the business of countering a slide becomes a total instinct thing as a direct result. I keep accidentally locking the wheels up by braking into corners too heavily from the chase cam, but it never happens from the driver's POV.

Entire game looks astounding, but it's funny how quickly you come to accept it as normal. I think there's got to be a point where the increase in the amount of detail on a standard TV screen stops being noticable, and maybe we're there already. I'm actually having to force myself to appreciate the graphics on offer here. You don't get the opportunity when concentrating on the race in hand, obviously, but it's more than that. It's almost as though the huge, expansive and completely three dimensional, real-time backgrounds are *so* good looking that they're indistinguishable from the flat, 2D backdrops that have been integrated so well into the scenery in certain games on the Xbox and PS2. Kind of cements the idea that a high def set is essential if you're going to truly appreciate the jump in technology.

Amped 3 I didn't like very much to begin with. All the structure has been ripped out and it feels, initially, like too much of a step into the virtual sandbox thing. I'm really getting into it now - it comes alive once you open the full mountains up, leading to single runs down from the very top to the very bottom that can take a quarter of an hour to complete.

Control is made even easier, yet again. Something else I wasn't keen on at first, but got used to once I stopped comparing it to the first game in the series.

Doesn't look particularly next gen until you take notice of the draw distance, which is amazing. You can stand on the highest peak available and see for miles, all the way down the mountain.

Story mode is a strange one, having one of the best narratives I've yet seen in a game (in terms of humour and presentation), yet giving you challenges that are less enjoyable than the non-story ones. Not too much of an issue, because the story challenges are in the minority.

Bit gutted that they've taken out the online multiplayer from Amped 2, which was a unique experience, but otherwise it's great stuff.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:30 / 14.02.06
I'm getting back into CoC: Dark Corners Of The Earth. The enemy AI is shit, but fuck me it's atmospheric. I kind if don't want to get to the end.
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
11:43 / 14.02.06
I got Dark Corners...for Xmas and still haven't been able to play it 'cos the cocking A/V on my telly's buggered. Really looking forward to it though.
 
 
ferunandesu
19:36 / 14.02.06
Over the past couple of years, I've lost my ability to actually see a game through to the end. So the list of games that I'm currently playing is getting quite large:

Counter-Strike: Source _ This is the only game that I play on a regular basis.

Half Life 2 _ The need to continually defrag my drive to prevent loading problems has hampered my progress.

Deus Ex 2: The Invisible War _ I played this game day and night for two days, got to the end, and never played it again. The game is so good that I'm afraid of finishing it.

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic _ I played this night and day also, but I ran into a driver issue. I fixed the problem, but I never played it again.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind _ I play it every once in a while, but I never really accomplish anything. Very similar to my real life.

StarCraft _ I bought this game a couple of years ago. I finished the Terran campaign, and then loaned it to a friend. The friend's laptop power cable tore up, and did so with my game in the combo drive. As far as I know, that's where the game still is...

Final Fantasy IV _ I play this whenever I have a hard time sleeping. It's soooo boring.

Mortal Kombat II _ I decided that I want to master this game. Should be quite the task.

Ico _ I played this for a couple of hours, and then just stopped. It seems to be overrated.

Final Fantasy X-2 _ This game made me want to vomit. It is Final Fantasy, however, and I'm required to finish it.

Ninja Gaiden (NES) _ This game is hard. This game is fun. This game is mostly hard.

Half Life: Opposing Force _ I got this game for free. I tend to play for about 30 minute intervals seperated by 2 or 3 months.

Onimusha: Warlords _ I got to the end of this game, and then sold it to someone. This doesn't mean that I won't finish it, but it will be a little harder to do so.

Chrono Cross _ I played this game to the end also, but then had to return it to Blockbuster. I later stole the game from a friend of a friend, and will pick it back up anyday now.
 
 
iamus
21:06 / 14.02.06
It worries me how many games that I leave unfinished these days.

The most recent one that I'm meant to be finishing is Banjo-Tooie for the N64, which I just managed to pick up after a few years of looking. I still think the first one was one of the finest, most polished games on the N64. Rare at the top of their stride. I'm pretty sure that I comprehensively hammered every last corner of it at least twice.

I'm only a bit into the second one and now I've left it to the side for a week or two. I'm not sure if it's just because it's not as good, but this is becoming a bit of a trend now.
Perhaps it's just my way of telling myself to stop sitting on my arse.
 
 
Sniv
21:23 / 14.02.06
I finished Deus Ex on the pC yesterday, for the first time. I really enjoyed it, and I'm not sure why I left it so long to play it in the first place. It was excellently crafted, even though the engine was dated and te scenery a bit ropey the game world still felt cohesive, and bigger than what I was actually seeing. When I started playing, I was impressed by all of these characters and the depth of their motivations and personalities. It was one of those games where I didn't kill friendlies on sight, not because the game wouldn't let me, but because I felt it would be out of character for JC, and I cared about the characters I was interacting with.

I'm a bit wary of playing the sequel though, as I've heard it isn't as good, and I don't want to be let down. Any recommendations?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:35 / 14.02.06
Deus Ex is truly one of the greatest games ever.

Invisible War is a lot better than people make out, too- I think expectations were so high that it was doomed. It's not as good as Deus Ex, but it's a long way from bad.

For Deus Ex-type RPG shenanigans, you could do worse than Vampire: The Masquerade- Bloodlines, which, again, isn't as good as Deus Ex but is still pretty damn good.

Rome: Total War has my vote currently as best RTS ever (though my heart overflows at news of Medieval 2:Total War- damn. Just bought a new computer, and I think this one looks worthy of another upgrade- who do I have to kill?), but if you want more first-person fun then F.E.A.R. or FarCry take a lot of beating.
 
 
hanabius yamamura
22:06 / 14.02.06
re Ico _ I played this for a couple of hours, and then just stopped. It seems to be overrated

... persevere, ferunandesu, for, in my opinion,over-rated it's definitely not ...

... in fact, I'd say it's probably one of the most original under-rated games about ...

h
 
 
Supaglue
10:25 / 15.02.06
Rome: Total War has my vote currently as best RTS ever (though my heart overflows at news of Medieval 2:Total War- damn. Just bought a new computer, and I think this one looks worthy of another upgrade- who do I have to kill?)


OMFG - Getting chill blanes just thinking about it.

Check out the Images! All it needs is castle designing section(like in Stronghold) and a full on diplomatic online multi-player incorporated in it; and I am going to have a catheter fitted to a chair AND NEVR MOVE AGAIN.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:43 / 15.02.06
This month's PC Zone has a ten page preview. And by golly, it looks absolutely gorgeous. The soldiers even have different faces and stuff, and apparently the combat is going to be much more varied, with cool combo moves and shit like that.

It's just gonna rule, really.
 
  

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