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Alex's Grandma
03:19 / 01.11.05
An open-ended thread for everyone who feels that society's falling apart, that democracy's failed and that the only way forward is to bust some serious virtual heads on X-Box, PS2 etc.

I thought there was nothing I could do, that there was no way of fighting back, and then I found The Punisher on PS2. And ever since then, up to my neck as I am in pixelated underworld carnage, I've felt much better about things somehow.

So, on the one hand, The Punisher is a good entry-level 'shoot-em-up' DVD with a strong plot line, solid graphics, great game play and so on, but on the other hand, it feels like, like a valve, a way of dealing with the pressure ...

So a thread for sharing your thoughts about games to do with, er, this kind of thing.
 
 
Isadore
06:45 / 01.11.05
In lieu of driving exceedingly quickly on actual roads, I have been street racing in Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition for the xBox. It has an extensive soundtrack, a camera that does a very good job of making you feel as though you are moving at one or two hundred miles per hour, and lots and lots of shiny, shiny vehicles with plenty of ways to customize them. The controls require very little in the way of acclimatization, though the subtleties take practice and patience to master.

Possible side effects: disregarding traffic laws back in meatspace, running red lights, that sort of thing. Also, I seem to have an incurable fancy for a Lotus Elise now.

I've tried to get into Gran Turismo 4, which is by all accounts a better game in terms of realism; but Midnight Club wins me by its sheer fun factor and ease of control. Racetracks, even rallies, just don't seem as interesting or visceral as street racing.
 
 
Axolotl
07:26 / 01.11.05
The recent Incredible Hulk game. The game itself is alright, not amazing, but there's a nice free-roaming sandbox part to it which is good for letting off steam. It's suprisingly satisfying to stomp around throwing soldiers around, crushing tanks & smashing buildings. Possibly while muttering under your breath "Why won't puny humans leave Hulk alone?".
 
 
Spatula Clarke
13:33 / 24.12.05
XIII just arrived (98p on the Game website, in case anybody's missed the mention in the bargains thread) and I'm already enjoying it a lot.

It's very simple and, in places, not totally successful when it tries to pull off something a little different (taking hostages and pointing them towards certain enemies is supposed to stop you from being fired upon, but the AI doesn't always want to play along, shooting you unless you have the hostage pointed *directly* at them and sometimes not even noticing that you've got a hostage in the first place), but I'm getting far more from it than I did the bloated and broken FarCry Instincts.

Even though I've already seen hundreds of screenshots, the visual style still took me by surprise in how consistent and effective it is. I really wasn't expecting it to work quite this well - a lot of games that use cel-shading for characters fall apart when it comes to sticking those characters into their environments because of the lack of thick black outlining around the other objects in the world. Tis doesn't suffer from it and I'm not entirely sure why. Possibly it's bceause of the simple use of colour everywhere.

Best thing about it has to be the music - again, surprised at how suitable it is and how much thought has obviously been put into it. Very jazzy, very funky, very '60s spy thriller. Provides the entire game with a sense of stylistic consistency and a very individual atmosphere.

Liking the successful strip back to Goldeneye play mechanics, too. Funny how many developers claim to be looking to that game but manage to miss the target by quite some distance, either over-complicating it or going in the opposite direction and making it far too basic. This is just right - control and pace hit the nail on the head.

Almost wish I'd bought it on release, although I suspect that I'm getting so much out of it now because I've been so disappointed by every other first-person shooter I've played in recent months. Must have been something in the water at Ubisoft at the time - this, Beyond Good & Evil and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time are all games with real flair and imagination, trying to do something individual and seperate from the crowd - that's since been removed. One more sale wouldn't have made any difference to their abandoning the individual in favour of the identikit, though - none of the games sold particularly badly, despite what they've claimed since.

Also playing NiGHTS on the Saturn again, just because no other game has ever recreated the sensation of flying that you get in dreams half as well as Sonic Team did there (and score attacking certain games never gets old) and La Pucelle Tactics which I might talk more about in the Nippon Ichi thread I started here, if I can be bothered.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
19:39 / 24.12.05
I've been on the Midnight Club: Dub Edition also, after finishing Metal Gear Solid 2 a few days ago (jeez.. what a trip).
I have a soft spot for the Pimp-my-ride subgenre of racers, probably down to being bitten by radioactive chavs. Need For Speed Underground 2 took up my entire household's time last year (though unlike GTA:San Andreas, I didn't call in sick to work so I could play it). MCE, has more options for rides, four cities instead of one, Motorbikes (I'm currently rocking a Ducati), but less variety of races and the pimping, which was the focus of NFS, doesn't seem to affect your 'rep', so you do just fine by getting a good car and maxing out the performance (though I wouldn't know, because all my rides are as glorious a a thousand Christina Aguileras making out with each other).

And, while we're here, may I also offer my recommendation for The Warriors. It's essentially Streets of Rage, in 3d with little mini-games thrown in (stealth, 'throwing up a burner' etc.). It's not very deep, but, like Punisher, the joy (or shadenfreud) comes from the horrible, horrible things you are able to do your fellow man in the course of a fight.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:46 / 24.12.05
Completed F.E.A.R. this week, and I'm fairly tempted to go back in for another round. THE best AI I've ever seen, the nastiest fighting, the best implementation of hand-to-hand in an FPS yet- and it's also scary as fuck.

World Of Warcraft appears to be eating my life right now, though, so I may have to hold on that one.
 
 
Yotsuba & Benjamin!
09:33 / 27.12.05
The 360 has finally started to release its strangle hold on my life but it refused to topple into mere "How About I Just Play You A Few Times A Day" status without a fight.

Project Gotham Racing 3, Need For Speed: Most Wanted (which is NFSU2 straight up, only with cop cars, and thus is pure hot), Perfect Dark Zero's insanely great multiplayer, Geometry Wars Evolved, Mutant Storm Reloaded, and Outpost Kaloki X (I KNOW, right?) are the main causes of the problem, what with their robust Achievement structure, gorgeous graphics (blah blah blah, duh, but seriously, see them in HD), and Live connectivity. Kameo, Condemned, Amped 3, Spades, Robotron, Gauntlet, and Zuma aren't helping things either. And Dead or Alive 4 isn't even out yet. It is hopeless to resist.

Be warned. If and when you get one, you will buy eight hundred million games.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:56 / 27.12.05
Bought Quake 4 yesterday- looks so far like the traditional Quake fun, but much prettier... somehow it's not succeeding in tearing me away from WoW, though.
 
 
doglikesparky
16:45 / 27.12.05
Coincidentally, just finished Quake 4 yesterday. On the whole it's pretty standard Quake fare but it's pretty enough and there are moments just different enough to keep you playing.
Of particular note is a sequence about half way through that I won't spoil for you suffice to say I was completely bloody surprised by bad time Kane (that's you) goes through...
 
 
invisible_al
22:09 / 27.12.05
Bought Half Life 2 with my christmas money, dear god is it tense, I'm half expecting whirling manhacks and headcrabs to jump me as I'm walking round the house at the moment. Ravenholm *shudder* definately not playing this with the lighst off.

Something I noticed when I was installing stream, they're doing Darwinia through Steam now, for only about £12 ($20), Huzzah for independent developers sticking it to the Man. Might buy that after I've finished HL2 (and had a nice cup of tea and a sit down).
 
 
EvskiG
18:54 / 28.12.05
The Warriors is wonderful. It's stunningly true to the movie in almost every detail, and beautifully evokes the almost post-apocalypic New York of the 1970s.

The fighting moves are a pleasure, too: nothing like smashing someone with a brick, then grabbing him in a headlock, flipping him to the ground, elbowing him in the face, dragging him to a standing position, kneeing him in the gut, and then ramming him headfirst into a wall. Repeatedly.
 
 
Baz Auckland
22:32 / 28.12.05
I managed to get a copy of Civilization IV and boy it's fun! Just like Civ3, Civ2, Civ1, etc. etc. Getting state religions and having my capital become the Holy City of Hinduism is great. AND instead of just barbarians, your early scouts and whatnot can get eaten by wolves and lions!

(...a friend of mine spent countless hours working on The Warriors... I'm so proud...)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:49 / 29.12.05
Heh. Every time I see Civ IV in a shop or magazine I think "I bet Baz is well into that".

I'll get it myself at some stage.
 
 
carcaroth
11:47 / 30.12.05
In fact, new games have this power over us, poor socially problematic people that love pixels. I thought that videogames were the same as they used to be long ago, since i kinda of stopped playing them on the Sega Saturn generation, in trade of fun with PC games only. Then i discovered Playstation 2 and his Emotion Engine. Man, whatta machine. To deal with games now is not just to have this attention based relation with moving pixeled representations. Now you deal with... you know... People! Who are simply living their lives! And the aesthetic experience... It's like playing a movie! And almost always, a good one!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:57 / 30.12.05
Cossacks! Hoho, Austria fell pretty sharpish to my fine highlanders! Oh yes!

Haven't really got anything more to add.
 
 
Sniv
00:03 / 31.12.05
I've just finished playing God of War on the PS2 that, while very short (I finished it with only three readl "days" worth of playing), was bloody awesome.

It's simply one of the goriest, most OTT mythical fighting games I've ever come across. Your character has two magic blades chained to his arms, and he hacks and flails his way through the legions of the ancient greek underworld. Orges, zombies, medusas, cyclopses, a 100-ft tall ares, the titular God - you get to kick the shit out of them all.

The game mechanic is intensely satisfying (which is probably why I finished it so quick), so you always feel in control - button mashing isn't rewarded so much as a decent combo attack - it just feels great.

The story too, is pretty great for what is essentially a gory beat 'em up. Aside from from one very silly (and skippable) 'sex' scene, played like a dance game, to a soundtrack of satisfied moans, the story is top-notch, giving the player decent motivation to carry out the story, and at least two or three very good reveals, that while not effecting gameplay, helped to make you feel that what you were doing mattered.

The game also features some stunning set-pieces, including a stunning glimpse of the man-mountain titan that has a dungeon on its back, a battle with Ares where the two of you are giants and more sick, sick fights than you can shake a severed head at. Highly recommended.

Also, my girlfriend bought herself a DS last week (in pink no less, so I can't take it out) with the mandatory Nintendogs. Man, that game is disturbing. I found myself talking to it like it was real. It's freaky little eyes looking right at me as I scratch it's head for bringing me the ball back. And I've gotta call it Daisy. In a high voice, so it'll understand me, as Ellie trained it to start with. So, humiliating, but worth a go certainly.
 
 
Triplets
06:35 / 31.12.05
Also, my girlfriend bought herself a DS last week (in pink no less, so I can't take it out)

That would be teh gay!
 
 
Tim Tempest
22:18 / 31.12.05
Alright, I just joined the countless masses who are in love with Metal Gear Solid. I just beat MGS2, and it was so much fun. 16 solid hours well spent. I couldn't find the first game though, so I'll have to keep tracking that one down.

Other games I'm playing at the moment are Ninja Gaiden Black, GUN, and GTA: San Andreas, all for my Xbox.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
22:51 / 31.12.05
Just dug up my Starcraft cds. I'm having a lot of fun trying to complete the single player missions in bizarre ways. My favorite so far: in the final Protoss mission in the first game, I managed to cannon creep the Overmind. I cheated a bit and had a group of Wraiths to deal with Guardians, and I had to distract a sunken colony with a group of Zealots running back and forth in front of it, but other than that my attack was done exclusively with photon cannons. Good fun.

I ordered Warcraft III and its expansion today. I really don't need another source of distraction, but there you go.

Why yes, I do tend to be a bit behind the videogame trends. Damned outdated Mac laptop. Also I hate spending money.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:21 / 10.01.06
You know that bit at the start of The Fellowship of the Ring where Sauron swings his sword and sends a whole wave of armoured people flying? KA-SMACK?

Ever wanted to do that?

Then Spartan: Total Warrior is the game for you! Plus: decapitations! Frying whole legions of Romans with God-powered lightning! Blowing shit up!

It soothes me after work.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:06 / 11.01.06
Ooh, Spartan: TW rules. Come to think of it, I may have to dust off the Xbox and get back into some of that.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:15 / 11.01.06
MORE BLOOD. I NEED MORE.
 
 
The Strobe
11:11 / 11.01.06
Spartan is patchy, though. When it's good, it's fantastic - the huge battlefield with Romans and Medusa's rays falling from the sky - that was cool.

When it's bad, christ, it's tiresome. Especially when the phrase "PROTECT THE THING" comes up. I have currently had about fifteen attempts at protecting the two cocking grain stores, and it's very, very annoying. Just crappy design, really - wonderful engine, really tactile (and the way it forces you to bash your way through crowds with shields/defensive manoeuvres, clearing space to then take them on) - but there's some awfully repetitive gameplay tropes underneath.

Still, it is very satisfyingly violent.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:49 / 11.01.06
It has some of the worst cut-scenes I've seen since my discovery of these modern videogames, too. I particularly "like" the way the Spartans are American and so the Romans are... English. OI, CRASSUS. LEAVE IT AHHT.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
11:53 / 11.01.06
I'm going between extremes at the moment. Firstly, there's the ubermachoness of Serious Sam, which is awesome in terms of firepower and general stupidity. Then, if I want to feel REAL bad, I'm into Silent Hill 2. There's nothing like those alarming double-legged things. Though there's less actual headkicking, it feels somehow so much more horrible in SH's world...

Fucking pyramid heads. Brr.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
08:07 / 12.01.06
I'm barging my way through Smackdown vs Raw 2006, the latest in the franchise for PS2. The season mode, as always, is kinda light on plot, but for me, season mode is all about building up experience points to boost your created character for two-player games. I have two wrestlers of my own creation who've been with me since the first PS2 version of the game; and the annoying thing is that they aren't backwards-compatible. It's be so cool if you didn't have to create your wrestler's look and move-set and everything from scratch each time...
 
 
agent darkbootie
15:39 / 12.01.06
I can't tear myself away from "World of Warcraft." It's a disease, I tell you. I spend too much of my life killing Cloud Serpents and mining for copper ore. I may have to chuck it entirely. But I'm only 29th level, see, and if I make it to 40 I can get a mount, and the new expansion even has flying mounts, so if I can just hang in there, I... ARGH!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:12 / 12.01.06
Yes, WoW is a bit... all-consuming, isn't it?
 
 
Anthony
17:21 / 19.01.06
i agree with every word about the Xbox 360. It's futile to try to have a life any more when you have one.

Project Gotham Racing 3 - offline as i still suck
Call of Duty 2
Perfect Dark Zero - mainly online
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
19:51 / 19.01.06
Just finished Half-Life 2 (again). Would like to start a thread at some point on its mightiness...
 
 
invisible_al
00:32 / 20.01.06
Well go on then, I've just finished it as well .
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:57 / 20.01.06
Half-Life two has good days and bad days- sometimes it won't run at all, others it's just fine.

Today being a "not at all" day, I'm back into Spartan (well, and WoW, but I've already put in a few hours on that today).

KILL AND KILL AGAIN!!!

Anyone got any hints on defeating Beowulf? I'm getting pwned right here...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:02 / 20.01.06
Spend most of your time initially blocking, and only hit him with the direct attack when he's just lifted his hammer in the air. When he does the POWER MOVE with the hammer, get clear and jump into the air, which stops you getting hurt by it. If you've got any PWNER OF THE GODS, use the Medusa attack to turn him to stone and hit him for a bit. After you've his energy down a bit, some guys will come into the ring of fire to help him - if you can kill them quickly it's a great way to get some extra health/godpwner. When he starts throwing fire at you, although you can shoot him with arrows if you have them, you can also just dodge the fire, kill the minions, and wait for him to come closer again.

To help your motivation, I can tell you the next level is where the game gets really fun, in my opinion. Zombies! Skeletons! And the chance to use that hammer yourself...

FOLLOW ME AND I'LL LET YOU KILL FOREVER
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:14 / 20.01.06
Ooh... must redouble my efforts to get to the zombie lovin'.

I can get to where the berserkers turn up, then I always get handed my ass. Mind you, I hadn't realised jumping saved you from the hammer attack, so...

PWN AND PWN AGAIN!!! etc.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:15 / 20.01.06
(Oh, and thank you, btw).
 
  

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