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The Little Book Of Barbarian Wisdom

 
  

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P. Horus Rhacoid
19:28 / 25.09.05
BY THE SURLY BEARD OF MRIFK, GRIGNR FETCHES BISCUITS FOR NO MAN!
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
20:12 / 25.09.05
A MAN MAY HIDE HIS FACE WITH A SECRET FACE WITH A SECRET SURLY BEARD OF MRIFK
 
 
Lord Morgue
06:08 / 26.09.05
IS THERE ANY MAN HERE WHO WOULD ASK SVEN OLE THORSEN TO GET SOME BISCUITS? WOULD THEY ASK THE SAME OF MATTHIAS HUES? OR RALPH MUELLER, MARC SINGER, LOU FERRIGNO, TEAGAN CLIVE OR LEILANI DALUMPINES? I MIGHT ASK TINY LISTER, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE SORT. OR MICHEAL CLARKE DUNCAN, IF HARD PRESSED, SHOULD CERTAINLY BE ABLE TO TALK SOMEONE ELSE INTO GETTING THE BISCUITS.
ANYWAY.
IF ANY OR ALL OF THESE FINE MIGHTY-THEWED, LIMB-CLEAVING TYPES SHOULD PUSH ASIDE THE FLAP OF THE YURT IN A FLURRY OF SNOW, AND FIND SOME WANKER HAS STOLEN THEIR SPOT, WE'RE ALL TALKING SMACK ABOUT THEM AND WE'VE DRANK ALL THE TEA, I SHOULD THINK THERE WOULD BE A RECKONING! OR AT THE VERY LEAST, SOME CLEAVING.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
06:26 / 26.09.05
TRULY, THE SURLY BEARD OF MRIFK LIFTS AND SEPERATES! THIS IS TRU- Excuse me fellow warriors, for it appears the trickster-god Loki hath clouded my eyes, making me see 'Cleavage' where there, in truth, was 'Cleaving'. Yet still, my thoughts are still of Bridgette Nielsen in Red Sonja. Dark magics are afoot here...
 
 
A
06:30 / 26.09.05
VERILY, A MAN MAY LATHER HIS BEARD, AND THEN RINSE, BUT SHOULD A MAN THEN REPEAT? AND WHAT OF CONDITIONER? A MAN IS MUCH VEXED BY THIS.
 
 
A
06:32 / 26.09.05
ZOUNDS! A MAN WAS BESET BY AN ENCHANTRESS AND FORGOT TO USE BOLD! TRULY, THIS IS MUCH DISPLEASING!
 
 
grant
20:28 / 26.09.05
A MAN WHO NEEDS CONDITIONER IN HIS BEARD IS A MAN WHO HAS NOT BEEN EATING ENOUGH FRIED FOODS. TRUTH? FOR WHAT IS A BEARD BUT A TRAP FOR SECOND HELPINGS?
 
 
Quantum
13:29 / 27.09.05
TRUTH, THE LEAVINGS IN THE BEARD MAY SUSTAIN A MAN FOR DAYS THROUGH BLIZZARDS AND STARVATION.

IF A MAN EXPLORES HIS DARQUE SIDE MIGHT THE MAN BE MOCKED?

MIGHT THE MAN STROP OUT LIKE A WHINY BITCH? AND FLOUNCE FROM THE YURT OUT INTO THE SNOW DECLARING HE 'MIGHT BE SOME TIME' LIKE THAT PANSY CAPTAIN OATES? AND THENCE SKULK BACK A SHORT TIME LATER AS THOUGH NOTHING HAD OCCURRED, LOOKING FOR FRENCH FANCIES AND HIS PLACE BY THE FIRE UNDISTURBED?

SHOULD SUCH A MAN BE COUNTENANCED AS A BOON COMPANION, OR TROUNCED AS THE LICKSPITTLE KNAVE HE IS?!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:30 / 28.09.05
STRONG TRUTH. HE MUST BE IGNORED AS THOSE WHO TAKE AXES AND THREATEN TO CRY TO MOTHER ARE IGNORED. THEY ARE NOT MEN.

BUT HO, IF A MAN SMITES A MAN WHO WHISTLES WITHOUT TUNE - THOUGH HE IS OF HIS OWN COMPANY - IS NOT THAT MAN STRONG? FOR WHO WILL PROTECT MUSIC FROM WHISTLING BUTCHERS IF NOT MEN OF GIRDED LOINS AND CURL-ED CHEST HAIR?
 
 
akira
00:55 / 28.09.05
TRUTH INDEED, YET MIGHT NOT THIS MAN BE SIGNALING TO HIS CLAN? HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTEN THE SACRED RITUAL OF THE BISCUIT GETTER? 'HE WHO BRINGS HOME THE BISCUITS SHALL SIGNAL HIS CLAN WITH MELODIC WHISTLINGS TO SOOTHE THEIR WORRIES AND NOT BRING HARM UNTO HIM IF HE IS NOT OF THEIR CLAN'
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
01:44 / 28.09.05
TO CLARIFY: IF A MAN USES NOT BOLD, NOR CAPITALS, THEN HE IS NO MAN! TRUTH THAT! HE IS TO BE THROWN FROM THE YURT WITH NAUGHT BUT HIS LOINCLOTH, INTO THE ICY SCANDINAVIAN WASTES WHERE HE WILL BE BESET BY DARK DWARVES! MY ABOVE POST IS EXEMPT, FOR I WAS INFLUENCED BY EVIL MAGICS. YES. TRUTH. SUCH A MAN THAT WILL NOT USE BOLD AND CAPITALS SHALL BE DENIED BISCUITS OF ALL BRANDS -FOR THEY ARE WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE- DISCOUNTING THE PINK WAFERS, WHICH HE SHALL WEAR FOREVER AS A SIGN THAT MAN HE BE NOT!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:49 / 28.09.05
BUT WHAT IF WHISTLED TUNES BE TO SUMMON BISCUIT-RAVAGING, NON-BOLDERS FROM THE ICY WASTES OF THE NORTH? SHOULD NOT THEN THE WHISTLER BE CLEAVED?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:45 / 28.09.05
AYE, IN TWAIN, BROTHER. IN FUCKING TWAIN.
 
 
Quantum
08:32 / 28.09.05
WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

FOR THIS MAN IT IS DRINKING! SMOKING! WHORING! PIMPING! BISCUITS (DISCOUNTING THE PINK WAFERS)! SMITING! CAROUSING! THE GETTING OF TREASURE!

FELLOW BARBARIANS, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:35 / 28.09.05
QUAFFING! SMASHING! ARSON! GINSTER'S PASTIES! STRIDING! SCOWLING! BIG SWORDS!
 
 
William Sack
09:05 / 28.09.05
TRUTH!!! WHAT SAY YOU, MY BARBARIAN BROTHERS, TO HEADING NORTHWARDS TO THE ICY WASTES TO VISIT THOSE THAT WOULD RAVAGE OUR BISCUIT SO THAT WE MIGHT RAPE THEIR ALE
 
 
Quantum
09:41 / 28.09.05
NAY!! ALE MUST BE SULLIED IN NO WAY! FOR REAL ALE IS THE SIGN OF REAL MEN! SAVE YOUR RAPINE FOR THOSE FIZZY FOREIGN STEINS OF L'GARR!
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:54 / 28.09.05
GINSTER'S PASTIES!

Heh, I first read that as SPINSTER'S PANTIES!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
10:20 / 28.09.05
A MAN WONDERS HOW IT IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO RAPE A LIQUID.
 
 
Ganesh
11:07 / 28.09.05
AYE, IN TWAIN, BROTHER. IN FUCKING TWAIN.

BUT LET HIM CLEAVE NOT TO SHANIA TWAIN, FOR THIS WAY MOCKING LAUGHTER LIES. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:14 / 28.09.05
NAY, NEVER THAT TWAIN. OR, INDEED, WINDSOR DAVIES.
 
 
akira
12:25 / 28.09.05
TRUTH. THE CROSS IS IN THE BALL PARK. MAN NOT DENIY THE OBVIOUS
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
12:37 / 28.09.05
BUT TO DENNEHY THE OBVIOUS IS TO BE A STRONG MAN. TO INVOKE STAR OF FIRST BLOOD MAGICS IS TO REVEL IN THE BARREL-CHESTED. DENNEHY-OBVIOUS ARE THEY WHO ARE HEARTY OF LAUGH AND PISSERS-UPON OF BRYAN BROWN!
 
 
akira
12:47 / 28.09.05
NAY! THESE MEN WALK IN THE SHADOWS OF STRONG MEN AND ARE NOT MEN BUT DEVILS FROM THE ICY NORTH I SAY! WHO AMONG THE KNOWS OF SUCH A MAN WHO WOULD EVER BE GIVEN THE TITLE OF BUSCUIT GETTTER? I SAY NONE. AND MORE! THEIR HORSES ARE BADLY IN BREATH. MEN SUCH AS THESE DID NOT BE FEED FROM THE BREAST OF WOMAN. FOR IT IS LACK OF MILK WHICH HAS MADE THESE MEN NOT MEN.
 
 
akira
12:52 / 28.09.05
IF MAN LAUGH LIKE LITTLE GIRL AND BLOW SNOT BUBBLE WHEN SEEING THIS THREAD IT IS NOT SHAME
 
 
Quantum
12:56 / 28.09.05
TRUTH!! STRONG TRUTH!!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:00 / 28.09.05
A MAN MIGHT SNEAK AWAY FROM WORK LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT IF A MAN COULD JUST FIGURE OUT WHERE THE BOSS WAS AND WHAT SHE WAS UP TO.

BUT, THEN AGAIN, A MAN MUST BE STRONG AND MUST PICK UP HIS BAG, IPOD, AND THE CLOAK MADE FROM THE SKINS OF HIS PREY, AND WALK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR AS IF HE WERE OFF TO DO SOMETHING LEGITIMATE, LIKE SMITE THINGS AND COLLECT TWIGS. THEN A MAN MIGHT GO HOME EARLY AND CATCH SOME AFTERNOON TELE. A MAN MIGHT HAVE QUITE A YEN FOR JUDY YET ****ING LOATHE RICHARD. RICHARD IS SOFT AND SNIDE AND NOT A MAN LIKE WOT I AM.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:14 / 28.09.05
WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY ROBS XOC OF BOLDNESS? NOT BOLDNESS IN ACT, BUT BOLDNESS OF THE RETELLING. FOR ALL RETELLING MUST BE BOLD, SAVE FOR THAT WHICH WIZARDS AND EVIL ELFIN-LADIES DO MAKE.

BUT YEA, TO SNEAK OUT IS THE WORK OF A MAN. A MAN OF CUNNING AND GUILE. AND BISCUITS.
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:27 / 28.09.05
IF A MAN SAYS GOOD-BYE TO HIS MANY FRIENDS FOREVER; HE CAN TELL THEM; THAT HE DOES NOT KNOW HALF OF THEM HALF AS WELL AS HE SHOULD LIKE; AND THAT HE LIKES LESS THAN HALF OF THEM AS WELL AS THEY DESERVE.
 
 
akira
13:54 / 28.09.05
TRUTH! I HEAR TELL THAT IN THE DEEP DESERT MAN WEAR SUITS OF WATER, AND UNDERTAKE GREAT QUESTS OF VAST DISTANCES FOR BUSCUITS AND BEHOLD WITHOUT THE AID OF HORSES THEY MAKE RIDE WITH DEVIL WORM! YET THESE MEN ARE NOT STRONG FOR STRONG MEN NEED NOT SUNBLOCK NOR MAGIC SUITS, STRONG MAN PISS ON OTHER STRONG MAN FOR THE GOOD OF THE CLAN. MAN MAY GET LOST IN DESERT BUT WILL SAY 'MAN NOT LOST, MAN JUST NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS'
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:55 / 28.09.05
A MAN MIGHT OBSERVE THAT THE CONTENTS OF THIS THREAD VARY DRAMATICALLY IN QUALITY.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:48 / 28.09.05
AND A MAN MIGHT GET BITTEN ON THE BUM FOR HIS IMPUDENCE

RRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:22 / 28.09.05
A MAN MIGHT WISH.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:45 / 28.09.05
A MAN MIGHT WISH. BUT A MAN MAY NOT WILD MOOD SWINGS UNLESS A MAN MIGHT RUN THE GAUNTLET OF FOES WHO POUR SCORN UPON HIS WORKS, AND LIKEN THEM UNFAVOURABLY TO HIS PRIOR DEEDS.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
01:42 / 29.09.05
TRUTH!
 
  

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