| IF A MAN SHOULD ROLL A SIX, THEN IN TRUTH, HE BE THE VICTOR. UNLESS THY ENEMY HOLDETH THE GAUNTLET OF PLUS FOUR MIGHT, IN WHICH CASE A MAN SHALL NEED TO ROLL EIGHT CONSECUTIVE FOURS, ELSE HE BE CAST INTO THE PIT OF ETERNAL EGRITUDE FROM WHENCE HE MAY ONLY BE SAVED BY THE PLAYING OF HIS WELL-HELD ELVIN ROPE CARD, AND HENCEFORTH, WITH CONCURRENCE OF ONE'S DUNGEON MASTER EMERGE INTO THE DEEP JUNGLE HOME OF THE HEAVING VALKERIES AND BE PUT TO THE TEST OF HEAVY OILING, THE OUTCOME OF WHICH BE EITHER AQUISITION OF THE CLOAK OF BUTCH OCCLUSION OR CERTAIN DEATH! |
