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The Little Book Of Barbarian Wisdom

  
  

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Saint Keggers
23:34 / 20.09.05
WHEN A MAN USES A SWORD...ITS ALWAYS POINTY END OUT!
 
 
ghadis
00:06 / 21.09.05
"IN WHICH CASE A MAN SHALL NEED TO ROLL EIGHT CONSECUTIVE FOURS, ELSE HE BE CAST INTO THE PIT OF ETERNAL EGRITUDE FROM WHENCE HE MAY ONLY BE SAVED BY THE PLAYING OF HIS WELL-HELD ELVIN ROPE CARD"

PAH!!!IS SPIT FLY TOWARDS YOU! YOU WITH BIG FANSY WORDS! BIG MAN FROM UP OR MIDDLE UP ON THE HILL! BEEN TO SOME LERNING SCOOL. MOMMY AND POP GET MONY FROM ESTATE! WANKER!GET REEL JOB BAKEING OR HANDLING KAKE AND THEN TURN IN YOUR FANSY TALK.NO GRACE JONES WITH YOU WITH THAT. OR YOU NO GRACE AND HAS PAPPY PAY HER FOR CLEENING OR DO ALL STUFF FOR U
 
 
grant
00:14 / 21.09.05
A MAN MAY SIT AND THINK, AND THE FOLLOWING THOUGHT MAY COME: WHICH IS STRONGER, THE HAND THAT WIELDS THE STEEL, OR THE BUTTOCKS THAT SIT UPON THE GOVERNOR'S SEAT? IF THAT SEAT BE OVER A MIGHTY STATE, WITH A VAST ECONOMY AND A THRIVING PUNK ROCK SCENE?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:15 / 21.09.05
THORMAK, THE EVIL MOST FOUL, SCROURGE OF THE LOST PLAINS OF HELL, RULER OF THE DARK LANDS OF HERENDAL, KEEPER OF THE ACCURSERED CROWN OF MERTHRISK REALLY DOES NOT ENJOYWISH TO JOIN YOU AND YOUR DRINKING BUDDIES IN A GAME OF MARCO-POLO"
 
 
Quantum
10:04 / 21.09.05
HO, BARBARIAN GRANT- WHAT LILY LIVERED LIES ARE THESE?!!?
THE HAND THAT WIELDS THE STEEL IS VERILY *ALWAYS* MIGHTIER THAN THE FLACCID BUTTOCKS OF THE GOVERNOR, NO MATTER THE ROCKINGNESS OF THE PUNK ROCK SCENE, FOR THESE TREASURES MAY BE WRESTED FROM THE FLACCID BUTTOCKED RULERS BY FEARLESS AND MIGHTY BARBARIANS!!! SUCH AS YOU AND I!!! WITNESS THE FALL OF ROME!!
LET US SMASH THE 'MAN' AND HIS FLACCID BUTTOCKS, PLUNDER HIS TREASURY OF PUNK ROCK CLASSIC VINYL HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF HIS WIMMIN, STEAL THE LACES FROM HIS TRAINERS!!
 
 
William Sack
10:32 / 21.09.05
BUT WHAT IF THE BUMLORD OFFERS YOU A POST AT HIS RIGHT HAND WITH COMPANY WAIN AND HEALTH PLAN? DO YOU SMITE HIM, QUANTUM?
 
 
MJ-12
11:07 / 21.09.05
THERE IS IRON IN THE WORDS OF THIS THREAD.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:09 / 21.09.05
INDEED. TRUTH IS STRONG HERE.
 
 
Lord Morgue
11:14 / 21.09.05
CROM! VERILY, A MAN MAY SCOFF AT CONAN 2, BUT SURELY SUCH A MAN WOULD NEVER HAVE SAT THROUGH RED SONJA.
 
 
bjacques
11:14 / 21.09.05
IN THE TEETH OF THE ANGRY SOUTHERN GODDESS OF WIND AND RAIN, A MAN MAY APPEASE HER BY QUAFFING MANY DRINKS NAMED FOR HER SAKE! ESPECIALLY THE STRAWBERRY KIND!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
12:21 / 21.09.05
THOU MIGHT MOCK RED SONJA, BUT NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT SUCH A MAGICAL LANTERN PLAY HAS EVER BEEN SEEN THE LIKE OF BEFORE OR SINCE. HEARTY ARE THE GUFFAWS AND MIRTHFUL THE ATTENDANTS AT THE SACRIFICIAL ALTAR OF THESPES! STRONG IS THE KOMEDIA!
 
 
Quantum
12:23 / 21.09.05
BUT WHAT IF THE BUMLORD OFFERS YOU A POST AT HIS RIGHT HAND WITH COMPANY WAIN AND HEALTH PLAN? DO YOU SMITE HIM, QUANTUM?

MIGHTILY DOST THOU SMITE HIM!! WHEN A MAN SELLS OUT TO THE MAN, A MAN MUST DECRY THE MAN WHO SELLS OUT TO THE MAN AND STEAL THE LACES FROM HIS TRAINERS!! WHEN THE BUMLORD OFFERS YOU TREASURE AND WENCHES, IT IS A GROVELLING LIE TO ESCAPE BEING SLAIN AT THE TIP OF YOUR BLADE!! SMITE HIM!!
 
 
Quantum
12:26 / 21.09.05
TRULY CROM HATH SPAKE- 'TIS BETTER TO LIVE AS A FREE PAUPER, THAN A WEALTHY SLAVE TO A BUMLORD *FNAR*
 
 
William Sack
12:33 / 21.09.05
THEN SHOULD WE DECRY MINSTRELS WHO SING AND PLAY AT THE BIDDING OF THE BUMLORD AS CORPORATE WHORE SELL-OUTS? SHOULD WE SLAY THEM TOO?
 
 
Quantum
13:06 / 21.09.05
NO, YE MINSTRELS ARE A VALUABLE ASSET TO SPREAD THE FAME OF A MAN FAR AND WIDE AND REPORT THE DEEDS, LIKE SLAYING BUMLORDS. MINSTRELS ARE BELOW A BARBARIANS NOTICE EXCEPT AS LACKEYS, AND MUST EARN A LIVING- PITY THE PUNY CREATURES WHO CANNOT SLAY AND PILLAGE.

*AHEM* EXCEPT FOR THE VARLET KNOWN AS CHESNEY HAWKES!! HE MUST BE SLAIN IN A VIOLENT AND GRISLY MANNER AS SOON AS HE IS SEEN, BY CROM!! TRUTH!!
 
 
Quantum
13:10 / 21.09.05
VERILY HATH MINE MINSTREL LACKEY SPAKE
THE HAND THAT WIELDS THE STEEL WILL ONLY YEILD TO THE HAND THAT WEILDS THE WHEELS OF STEEL.

LET THE MEN ROCK!
 
 
mondo a-go-go
13:51 / 21.09.05
"HAND ME THAT LEG, WILL YA?

Do you want mine? It's not working right. It's got cramp in the calf and a hole in the heel. I'll trade you for one that works right. Or for a crutch.

A MAN MAY HAVE ONE LEG, IF A MAN BE WILLING FOR A FAIR TRADE.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:13 / 21.09.05
A MAN MAY EVEN HAVE A WOODEN LEG, IF HE IS TO TAKE TO THE SEAS.
 
 
grant
14:41 / 21.09.05
TRUTH. THE TRUTH OF THE LEG.
 
 
■
16:59 / 21.09.05
SHOULD MARSHMALLOWS NOT BE COOKED BY THE FIRE A MAN MUST THROW THEM AWAY AS HE THROWS A CALTROP UNDER THE FEET OF WIZARDS FOR HE IS PROBABLY GRILLING SOME KIND OF FOAM PACKAGING, BY CROM'S SCROTUM!
 
 
grant
17:47 / 21.09.05
A MAN KNOWS CROM'S SCROTUM DOES NOT GRILL FOAM PACKAGING!
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
18:21 / 21.09.05
THE SCROTUM OF CROM!?! THIS POWERFUL ARTIFACT WAS LAST SEEN AT THE BATTLE OF RHONONDIR, WE MUST QUEST FAR AND WIDE TO RETURN IT! THIS QUEST SHALL REQUIRE A MIGHTY WARRIOR, A DEVOUT PALLADIN, A WIZARD SKILLED IN ARCANE LORE, A THIEF WITH A TROUBLED PAST AND A BLACK CHARACTER, PLAYED BY CHRIS ROCK, OR POSSIBLY MARTIN LAWRENCE, TO SAY THINGS LIKE "Nuh-uh, I seen this movie, the black guy always dies first" SO STUDIO EXECUTIVES AND TEST AUDIENCES DEMAND! SO IT SHALL BE DONE!
 
 
■
18:36 / 21.09.05
A MAN SHALL KNOW THAT HE MAY GO TO THE LAND OF KALI FORNYA AND RAVAGE THE WOMENFOLK AND YET BE LAUDED AND ELEVATED BY THE PEOPLE THERE, FOR IT IS THE TRUTH THAT A MAN'S MUSCLES AND A GAPPY SMILE MAKE HIS WISDOM AMONG SUCH FOLK MIGHTY.
 
 
grant
18:38 / 21.09.05
AYE. IT IS A GOOD PLACE FOR A MAN SUCH AS THIS.
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
20:06 / 21.09.05
THROUGH A GAPPY SMILE MAY A MAN SUCK HIS FOOD DOWN FASTER. THIS IS TRUTH!
 
 
grant
20:07 / 21.09.05
TRUTH! BUT HAS SUCH A MAN HONOR?
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
20:14 / 21.09.05
A MAN MAY HAVE BOTH HONOUR AND FOOD IN HIS BELLY. AND INDEED, A MAN WITH A GAPPY SMILE MAY HAVE MORE HONOUR FOR HIS GAPS DOTH PREVENT HIS FOOD FROM GETTING WEDGED IN BETWEEN HIS TEETH AND FRIGHTENING OFF WENCHES.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:39 / 21.09.05
A MAN IS THE CAPITAL OF JORDAN

A MAN WILL RISE
A MAN WILL FALL
FROM THE SHEER FACE OF LOVE
LIKE A FLY FROM A WALL
 
 
Jack Fear
22:54 / 21.09.05
IT IS NO SECRET

IT IS TRUTH!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:32 / 21.09.05
A MAN MAY FACE THE ARMIES OF DARKNESS AND SEEM TO BE OVERWHELMED, BUT IF HE HAS HIS WITS, AND HIS CHAINSAW, AND HIS SHOTGUN, NO DOUBT HE SHALL EMERGE VICTORIOUS. THOUGH HE DOES NOT IN THE END GET THE GIRL BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO THIS TOTALLY DISGUSTING ZOMBIE DEMON THING AND, THOUGH HE FOUND HER BEAUTIFUL ONCE, SHE HAS GOT REAL UGLY. BUT AS THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THE SEA, SO TOO ARE THERE MANY OTHER PLEASING WENCHES.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:37 / 22.09.05
CEREBUS FINDS THIS THREAD PLEASING.
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
06:44 / 22.09.05
A man may lose his voice from sitting round a campfire and shouting TRUTH *cough* *splutter* all night, but his squeaky voice leaves him the greater man and the squeaks are the squeaks of TRUTH AND HONOUR *coughcoughhackbleeagh*
 
 
■
06:54 / 22.09.05
A MAN MAY HAVE STREPSILS.
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
08:53 / 22.09.05
AYE! CHERRY-MENTHOL AND HONEY-LEMON TRUTH!
 
 
Quantum
09:00 / 22.09.05
A MAN SHALL KNOW THAT HE MAY GO TO THE LAND OF KALI FORNYA

*hushed whisper* what manner of foul sorcery is this!? shall the mighteiest among us indeed become bumlord of a sunny land and vassal to the dork lord? tell a man it is not so, for my mighty lip shall tremble and my heart be crushed!
 
  

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