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07:04 / 25.04.06
That's it, I'm taking raccoon form again!
 
 
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07:05 / 25.04.06
...Shit, did I just type that out loud?
 
 
whistler
10:16 / 25.04.06
'nother newbie here, all pleased and excited and so on about being invited in. I'm often more of a lurker than a poster so I might be very quiet indeed for a little while...

I'm in the middle of taught postgrad study about culture/identity/systems of representation and am currently wrangling with a list of possible research topics as long as yer arm, which is fun and exciting.

I wear glasses and ride a bike - sometimes it's fun just to completely inhabit a stereotype and have done with it. I also like growing stuff in my garden and knitting and cinema and poems and making stuff in general and children and having an opinion, not just saying 'whatever' and Alan Bennett and Bjork and Martha Wainwright and the animation 'Waking Life' and old objects and stationery (the deep joy of a really good pen. Or is this just me?)

Anyway, hi.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:27 / 25.04.06
Hello. Would you like a slice of Bakewell Tart?
 
 
Cat Chant
10:40 / 25.04.06
I wear glasses and ride a bike... I also like growing stuff in my garden and knitting

I think you might fit in quite well here, whistler.

Especially that bit about the really good pens.

(Or was that a typo?)
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:02 / 25.04.06
I wish I could ride a bike *sigh*. Stylistically speaking I should have a bike with a nice wicker basket on the front but everytime I stick my arm out to turn corners the bike wobbles.

However thanks to Gundetta I'm now craving Bakewell frickin Tart, so off I go to lunch.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:07 / 25.04.06
I'm afraid it's not the most expensive brand of Bakewell Tart, oh dearie me, no, Grandma's pension won't run to that. However I've put it out on the best china, which has a very nice pattern, I must say, even if the sugar bowl is slightly chip-[Moderator note: that's quite enough Alan Bennett, thank you.]
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:16 / 25.04.06
Also, welcome to yami - any friend of (id)entity's is a friend of ours. Unless id doesn't "vouch" for you. In which case you may end up sleeping with ze fishes (that is to say, fishes of indeterminate gender).
 
 
whistler
12:11 / 25.04.06
Bakewell tart - a most respectable offering.

*consumes in slightly awkward Bennett-esque silence only interrupted by occasional embarrassment of noise of cake-fork grazing very quietly against aforementioned chipped china*

Thank you - much obliged. I'll be off to see about this really good penis, then.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:42 / 25.04.06
Oh jesus not another one! Can you all please stop doing Alan Bennett impressions. I feel like I've been taking crazy pills.
 
 
Rigettle
14:32 / 25.04.06
Hello there folks,

A.N.Other newbie here, I like hedges & edges & nettles & ridges, birch trees, birds, beetles & Barbelith.

A friend invited me here & it was a pleasant suprise as the old Invisibubbles had been very much in my mind of late.

Looks like you're having a pretty good party in here!

Chrs

Rig
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
20:41 / 28.04.06
so, er, this is introductions then?

i've been lurking on Barbelith since about last October, applied to join in about February, and got accepted last week. my name is a very, very bad theological pun, which i should probably change if and when i think of a better one...

i'm 24 but usually feel either much younger or (less frequently) much older, live in the UK, and am currently sort of dossing around post-uni (politics with international studies) and potentially pre-postgrad (potentially something to do with sociology of disability and/or work/labour/employment issues). whether that makes me "typical" of the Barbelith demographic, i dunno...

stuff i like: anarchism, comics, cooking, cryptozoology, dancing, disability theory, dub, eco-housing, Fortean Times, funk, gender theory, gnosticism, good green ganja, heresy, home made wine, Hindu deities, Frida Kahlo, Sarah Kane, Ursula Le Guin, H.P. Lovecraft, magic realism, Alan Moore, Toni Morrison, nature and wildlife, Lee Perry, Public Enemy, queer theory, roots reggae, sci-fi, squatted social centres, sustainable living, and a whole load of other shit i can't think of right now, probably including some things from T to Z...

i will probably be mostly posting (at least at first) in Books, Music, Switchboard, and maybe Head Shop if i dare...

(in passing, it's odd how the long time it takes to register on here affects feelings about Barbelith as a community - in fact i've actually developed something of an obsession with the place - i feel like i've gone thru all the stages from excitement at the possibility of finding somewhere on the internet that actually tied pretty much all of my strange and disparate interests together, to desperately wanting to post on dozens of threads, to bitter disillusionment at being (seemingly) forever an observer and never a member, to feigned disinterest and slightly wistful occasional checking while thinking "it wasn't to be", to "OMFG!!!1one!!"£$eleven! i actually got accepted!", to "hmmm... now i actually don't know what to post on on here"...)

so i dunno how soon i'll actually post much, i'm so used to lurking it may be hard to get into a habit of actually participating as well... but expect me to resurrect lots of threads from about 3-5 months ago...

(fuck that was long, compared to everybody else's )
 
 
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21:02 / 28.04.06
Welcome all. Sorry it took so long to get you here, but there are some ENORMOUS fuckwits out there, and there are a lot of people in the queue.
So, what I want to know is where are: the nice American woman with all the shamanic blogrings; the advertising guy; the one who likes ruined buildings; the Midwest football fan with all the guns; the guy I bloody work with (Tom, what's going on there?); the award-winning comedy writer; the ultra-leftist anti-DSI protestor; and the one pretending to be a RAW character for a shadowy internet conspiracy. Huh? Huh? De-lurk here, it's what the thread is for.


These are the people I liked, by the way.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:04 / 28.04.06
POST, you fuckers! POST!!!

Anyone can READ the thing... if you're gonna join then POST!!!

Welcome, as well. (Forgetting my manners there... I do that sometimes).
 
 
Queer Pirate
20:29 / 29.04.06
Hi everyone!

I've been lurking on Barbelith for many months and after many misadventures, I finally managed to become a member.

What I like (in no particular order of importance):

- Great books
- Games
- Learning and expanding my horizons
- Other guys
- Radical queer stuff and queercore
- Movies
- Body modifications
- Believing in magic
- Sunny weather
- Smiles
- Hating politics
- Writing
- Having an opinion in general
- Stories
- My friends
- Getting laid
- Falling in love
- Bitching at The System
- Playing dodgeball with madness
- Chocolate chip cookies and hot milk
- Coffee
- Cigarettes (even though I quit)
- Tea
- Booze
- Weed and mushrooms once in every while
- Lush hotel carpets
- Watching snails and ants
- Suikoden
- Placebo
- The Salivation Army
- Dogs and wolves
- Pirates! Arrr!
- Goblins and the fey
- Bass
- Swing
- Cute stuff
- Whatever

Sections of Barbelith I like best:

- Temple
- Switchboard
- Games and gameplay

So greetings to you all, nibbles and soft paws.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:57 / 29.04.06
Lush hotel carpets

You deviant sicko.

Queer and a pirate? What on Earth attracted you to the Lith?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:07 / 29.04.06
Welcome, btw. Our carpets here are crap. Just don't look down, ever, and you'll be fine.
 
 
Queer Pirate
21:23 / 29.04.06
You deviant sicko.

Queer and a pirate? What on Earth attracted you to the Lith?


The ******bles. Three guesses and the first two don't count. :P

Welcome, btw. Our carpets here are crap. Just don't look down, ever, and you'll be fine.`

Mind you, it's not because I like lush hotel carpets that I can't appreciate the pleasures a battered old rug...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:27 / 29.04.06
(fuck that was long, compared to everybody else's)

That's nothing to be about!
 
 
Cat Chant
14:20 / 30.04.06
Natty Ra Jah! Post something about disability theory! I don't know anything about it and I really want to. Start a Headshop thread! With links! What better introduction could there be???

Hello, everyone, by the way.
 
 
Hydra vs Leviathan
15:20 / 30.04.06
the ultra-leftist anti-DSI protestor

That's probably me, or at least it was me who wrote the report on the 2003 DSEI protests, that i totally forgot i had written and was amazed to find was still on the net when it turned up on your search/check of my email address...

not sure if i'm an "ultra-leftist" tho (or precisely what one is - tho i was under the vague impression it was some branch of Marxist) - anarchist/social ecologist with about equal amounts of libertarian/individualist and communist leanings, really...

Natty Ra Jah! Post something about disability theory! I don't know anything about it and I really want to. Start a Headshop thread! With links! What better introduction could there be???

I do intend to, when i can work out where to start and a good "discussion point"... i'm not quite sure that "what do you think of disability theory? here's some links!" is sufficient for a good and stimulating debate... i certainly intend to post about it tho, especially with respect to some of the existing debates on here about identity politics and oppressor/oppressed dichotomies... it fits quite nicely with socialist-feminist gender theory to me (and, at least partially, alleviates some of the holes in it, such as the is-biology-destiny? problem)...
 
 
Jack Denfeld
15:57 / 30.04.06
Jack Denfeld here. I like the poker, the comic books, and other stuff.
 
 
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11:39 / 01.05.06
not sure if i'm an "ultra-leftist" tho

Sorry for any offence, should have said "nicely radical", I suppose.
 
 
Scarlett Harlot
13:59 / 02.05.06
Hello

I am here now. Which is good. I spent ages reading Barbelith a couple of years ago and after a link posted on another forum I found my way here again.

I like collecting STUFF(tm), shoes, sci-fi/fantasy books, cats, urban myths, the gnome liberation front, cacti, photography, standing stones, donuts, Africa, hedgehogs and dawdling along.

I don't like boring food, coffee, Tom Cruise, artificial sweetner, garden gnomes in captivity, rudeness, teabags in the sink, moderation in all things and being herded.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:25 / 02.05.06
Welcome Scarlet!

I´m glad to hear you like cats and hedgehogs, that automatically makes you all right in my book. And, yes garden gnomes deserve freedom. Here in Berlin, hundreds of thousands of them are being held prisoner in gardens all over town!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:27 / 02.05.06
Pampered, spoiled, useless creatures. They would never survive in the wild.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:29 / 02.05.06
Sounds like you got your own garden gnome guantanamo, Xoc.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:29 / 02.05.06
D'you know there's a colony of them living wild in the Midlands after being let loose by well-meaning GLFers who just didn't think about the consequences of their actions? They'll take babies from prams and they totally pwn the native wildlife on a daily basis. I've also heard rumours that their bite can infect you with a virus that turns you into a psychotic killer- a bit like a zombie, they say, only fast.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:30 / 02.05.06
(That's gnomes, not hedgehogs, by the way. Hedgehogs would be stoopid).
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:36 / 02.05.06


We shall overcome
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day

We shall all be free
We shall all be free
We shall all be free some day

The whole wide world around
The whole wide world around
The whole wide world around some day
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:40 / 02.05.06
See what I mean. That's a full grown male specimen but he has to be lugged around in a papoose by a gormless do-gooder. Can't even totter around on his own with his diddy little walk. Wouldn't be quite so irritating if the gnome wasn't mocking us with his big Grimm Brothers grin.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
17:11 / 02.05.06
- Pirates! Arrr!

Lovely. More pirates.

Anywho, welcome to anybody and everybody who’s joined since I last welcomed people earlier. If you want a handy-dandy guide to some of the people welcoming you, I heartily suggest (\shameless plug) going here (shameless plug/) for a quick look at not so new people. It’ll be awesome.

Also, if gnomes are so helpless why does that Travelocity one seem to get around so much?
 
 
Mistoffelees
17:19 / 02.05.06
He´s probably seen Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain.
 
 
Dead Megatron
17:23 / 02.05.06
Welcome, Scarlet. Althopugh I admire your environmental awareness, I wonder what is the point of setting the gnomes free if their natural habitat (i.e. magical forests) is now all but devastated. And, without a healthy presence of the gnome's natural predators (i.e. goblins), we may be facing a plaguer-like population explosion. Unless, of course, we consider the possibility of stablishing a hunting season...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:47 / 02.05.06
So, Miz Scarlett, what does this Gnome Liberation Front activity actually involve?
 
  

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