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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:26 / 02.10.04
Look, this is just bollocks.

I don't want jibing, offending, or rudeness.

I want to see you all FIGHT!!! With chains and stuff. And blades. Where's the claret, people?
 
 
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10:09 / 02.10.04
Look, this is just bollocks.

I don't want jibing, offending, or rudeness.


Phew! I thought i'd lost you there for a minute Stoat, DON'T DO THAT!

Maybe it's because i've just got up or something....
 
 
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10:11 / 02.10.04
I'm not deliberately bumping this you know...........i just like it, i'll go away now for a bit and Haus and Dupre can put the Kal-Eon-Varr Voodoo dolls away.......

But if another mad argument goes off i will return. Because.....well, it's just mad innit.
 
 
Lord Morgue
02:23 / 03.10.04
Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
07:52 / 03.10.04
The great thing about fences is they can be disassembled and used as planks to blatter the lot of you.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
10:12 / 03.10.04
A&Bcreativo: passe

For you trendsetters, perhaps. I am still fuming about how this fucking bitch's knee jerk reaction hurt the cause far more than she helped it.

I'll bless her with Flyboy's face-knife. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:25 / 03.10.04
Hmmm.. we've moved on to threats of violence against women. What a surprise. Are you one of the old boys, Bemo, who should know better, or a new bug looking for a bit of attention?

On the fence-sitting issue - that's an interesting point. We're used to queer members of Barbelith, and those that love them, being able to exercise a bit of humour here - partly, also, of course, in a satirical vein, as the terminology employed, being as it is concerned with cake-eating and fence-sitting, references clichés directed at bisexuals. But, without the rich tapestry of history behind the way people on Barbelith interact, how *does* that make the bisexual reader feel? That's "the bisexual reader", rather than "the reader who would like to express an opinion on how the bisexual reader should feel", he offered rather hopelessly.
 
 
Char Aina
13:36 / 03.10.04
ah, but ze's threatening VIOLENCE, dont you see?
against WOMEN!
its such a cliche that it MUST be funny!

or something.

erm.
 
 
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18:18 / 03.10.04
For you trendsetters, perhaps. I am still fuming about how this fucking bitch's knee jerk reaction hurt the cause far more than she helped it.

I'll bless her with Flyboy's face-knife. Yeah, that's what I'll do.


Maybe you could bless yourself by laying off the sugar a bit and calming the fuck down.
 
 
Ganesh
21:51 / 03.10.04
I'd kinda assumed it'd be generally recognised that my facetious linking of 'greedy' with 'bisexual' was a(n admittedly in-jokey) reference to the old 'greedy fence-sitting scum' Barbe-meme, as explored in threads like this one.

Now read on.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:06 / 04.10.04
Three things, A&Bcreativo: Open For Business (you mental midget, you odious, impotent little halfwit, you dribbling, hateful piece of filth).

1) Don't take my name in vain.

2) You wouldn't know "the cause" if it fucked you up the arse, sunshine.

3) Do me a favour, would you? Leave Barbelith now. Don't post here again. It'll make things easier and more pleasant for you in the long run.
 
 
Lord Morgue
08:47 / 04.10.04
A&Bcreativo: cunt.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:42 / 04.10.04
Are you one of the old boys, Bemo, who should know better, or a new bug looking for a bit of attention?

I just did a little research, and you'll never guess who Bemo is. Here's a clue: he used to be able to detect paedophiles through the power of smell.
 
 
Sir Real
13:10 / 04.10.04
This thread was the only real reason to come to work today.

detect paedophiles through the power of smell.

Surely I'm damned to Hell for the jokes springing to mind right now, jokes that I (even I!) am too decourous to express.


A&Bcreativo: cunt.

That's so funny I don't even know how funny it is, and I know from funny.


That's "the bisexual reader", rather than "the reader who would like to express an opinion on how the bisexual reader should feel", he offered rather hopelessly.


And the winner, and still yet to be knocked off the top of the heap.....
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:28 / 04.10.04
After some self-examination I realized that, as a gorgeous, wealthy, white man, I was suffering from a dearth of things to complain about. Being bisexual seemed ideal, as it is mainly behavioral and they really don't get much respect (just look at Six Feet Under!). But I don't get along with most of the bisexuals I meet because they are, I dunno, sort of greedy and indecisive. But I do really like gay porn. I dunno, Haus. Am I qualified to anser you? I am totally offended about something and would like to sound off about it.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:34 / 04.10.04
Are you sure you aren't metrosexual? How does traveling on mass transit systems make you feel?
 
 
HCE
14:17 / 04.10.04
"But I don't get along with most of the bisexuals I meet because they are, I dunno, sort of greedy and indecisive"

Is it ALL right to be offended by this even if it is true?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:20 / 04.10.04
I assume it is a humorous reference, once again, to the stereotype of bisexuals as hoarders of cake and sitters of fence. How about we assume for starters that making generalisations about the personal characteristics of an entire sexual preference is *on crack*, and go from there?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:30 / 04.10.04
God, like I even care. I don't even eat cake--a moment on the lips, you know, and forever on the hips. What I need to know is, does liking gay porn make me a bit queer? Because I LOVE gay porn and I'd like to petition the GLBT Center for a support group.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:32 / 04.10.04
the first transgression, the 'you are siding with your boyf' bit was not, to me, a sexist comment. boyfs and girlfs stick together, gender/sex/sexuality notwithstanding.

Well I wouldn't have been that bothered if it had been directed at me. Don't you think it would be rude if I said to your other half (or future other-half), 'how's Toksik today, is he doing well? What does he think of Gordon Brown?' while you were standing directly in front of me? It seems directly insulting, focused to undermine me and I think in view of gambit's other comments it also seems pretty, basically misogynistic because I'm clearly female and he'd just directed a comment that I clearly thought was misogynistic. So yeah I was rising to the bait and I was doing it on purpose because frankly if someone offers me a fight I'm not going to back down and especially when I think I've got the good on my side.

So your critique of my response is fine but I don't think you realise why I was actually angry. Gambit just managed to hit on the two things I hate most in the world and combine them while failing to answer a simple question put to him by any number of people. After all he never accuses Jade of being too thin and Jade's mad about posting his pictures everywhere and he's very thin. If you question why he specifically accused Rage of being fat I think it comes down to what's culturally acceptable and most likely to get to a woman and that's at least partly body image. And when I look at it like that there's no way I ever would back down from a comment that's so unjustifiably targetted to hurt, no matter who it was aimed at.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:38 / 04.10.04
Because I LOVE gay porn

Possibly you are played by Michelle Trachtenberg, in which case there is already a support group for you.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:45 / 04.10.04
Yes, "Mitchie" totally played me--that skinny bitch!
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:21 / 04.10.04
Anna: have you perhaps considered not taking this quite so deadly seriously?

I'm not saying this to offend, I just think that this whole thing is being blown a tiny bit out of proportion: this is, after all, a proper fucking pile-on of a thread.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:23 / 04.10.04
Her boyfriend probably set her on you. With a lemon.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:27 / 04.10.04
Why can't you people just let Anna be right when she's right? Is it because she's usually right and you're usually wrong and it just hacks you off? I don't think she doesn't know it was a joke.
 
 
_Boboss
15:42 / 04.10.04
must say i don’t like your tone. ... what’s happened to all the garble garble we saw earlier? maybe we caught you at a lucky time last week

thought i'd ricky-rewind a bit to this all-out, copper-bottomed classic, worth seeing in full glory again:

'Yes clearly that's why it's okay to call a normal sized girl fat (would you really aim that at a man? Would you assume that it would be an insult in quite the same way? That is misogyny) and ask flyboy, not the person who really dug in to you (that would be me), but flyboy if he set me on you. And now instead of a normal, angry woman who doesn't want a man to speak for her and is irate because someone assumed a man did, I am a hysterical suffragist?

I'm not hysterical ? but I am a feminist. I'm not sitting here and taking this bullshit. You haven't bothered to excuse yourself for a comment that was originally totally out of order and in fact you've made it worse and worse by treating me like some mindless dolt. Well I'm not giving up, I'm not mindless, I'm not hopeless and I still think you're an appalling misogynist because you've done nothing to dissuade me of the fact. Actually you've made it worse. You think trying to beat me down with 'hysterical suffragist' comments is going to shut me up? Welcome to 2004, we're not little women anymore and accusations of hysteria just scream even more misogyny or did you miss that little bit of history where every woman who asked for the right to vote was accused of hysteria?

See, your arguments don't put you in a favourable light gambit. Just keep digging your masculine hole. Eventually you're going to make the other females come out to kick you and I'm small enough to admit I'm going to enjoy it.'

difficult to know where to begin. i've been a bit too busy to respond this week, much as i've enjoyed seeing the strangled fragments of cool being blown
everywhere. (and the limericks, though i do think haus should have written his in portugese)

i don't understand the meaning of the first bit in parentheses so i'll skip it, and the sentence immediately after as it's too clumsy to try clambering over. the last sentence in paragraph 1, poor dear, you seem to have forgotten you're only doing this thanks to flyboy's (or is it all men's?) psychic powers, you're not a normal angry woman at all, you're a mind-slave. after that it does drag a little, gets a bit ssspitty, but comes right back in with 'welcome to 2004' - like i imagine it would be having bruno brookes 'lay the smack down on my ass'. (nice late nineties reslo terminology too. very hip.) that it was provoked by an accusation like 'hysterical suffragist' in, when was it again?, is just priceless. History is invoked in an entirely unsupportable way and the whole thing wraps up back on form with the last paragraph, 'masculine hole', that's right, and the final, rousing W.I call to arms that in no way plays up to stereotyped gender roles.

so, other than anna's talent for self-parody, what have we got? a tentative affirmation that people like to choose to interpret postings on the blith somewhat literally? that brains abandon ship if the moody-bone gets banged? he says this = he means this = he is this?

i think that's a rather easy negotiation to have made with the textual content of a website flame-thing. if half of the gathered have decided that i am a mysygynyst then i think i can continue to live with the weight of an invisible label, and offer no apology for any previous choice of words in this thread. i can, after all, continue to live quite happily (in fact, given the funnies this thread's thrown up, more happily than before) with the misconception. therefore, i maintain that calling an attention seeker ‘fatty fatty bloat bloat’ or something like that is a pretty good way to get them to blush. lesson best to take from this: if you call an attention seeker a fatty and the oppression-starved chattering classes won’t let it slide without calling gender jihad,

fuck them.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:47 / 04.10.04
"Poor dear"

"WI"

Oh dear.

We still don't have any evidence, of course, that Gaimbit calling Rage fat had any impact on whether her photos were up or down.

However, we are past that now. What we need now is a picture of Gaimbit, shirtless, face obscured. Gasmask optional.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:23 / 04.10.04
Dear, sweet little gambit, of course your intentions are invisible just as a label is. You can't read a perfectly clear post and can't respond to one angry woman without resorting to sexist rhetoric. That's fine, I feel a great amount of sympathy for you. Darling I'm not angry with you anymore. I understand that everything you have said to me is reasonably evasive and that you haven't really been rude to everyone, just two women and that you respond to all claims without any justification for an invisible reason and have undermined me for asking one question about one comment for what, I'm sure, you believe is a valid reason. So why don't you simply explain it?
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
16:26 / 04.10.04
Bush loses the Haus keys again But, without the rich tapestry of history behind the way people on Barbelith interact, how *does* that make the bisexual reader feel?

Probably a bit hacked off. But because I do know what the place is like I can just smile because I know you're all dead jealous. It's when it gets passed off as fact in any other forum that I get twitchy, but that hasn't happened for aaaaaaaaaaaages.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:27 / 04.10.04
So why don't you simply explain it?

While posing topless. With an octopus on your face.

 
 
ibis the being
16:32 / 04.10.04
must say i don’t like your tone. ... what’s happened to all the garble garble we saw earlier? maybe we caught you at a lucky time last week

Please. Just - please. What's next, the joke about 'anything that bleeds for seven days?' Too bad we can't see Anna in person so we could disparage the smallness/largeness of her tits. Let's see if we can get her to respond to "Lesbiansaywhat." Really, Gambit, you've yet to say anything I haven't already heard from sexually frustrated boys in school when I was thirteen years old.
 
 
HCE
16:34 / 04.10.04
"I assume it is a humorous reference, once again, to the stereotype of bisexuals as hoarders of cake and sitters of fence. How about we assume for starters that making generalisations about the personal characteristics of an entire sexual preference is *on crack*, and go from there? "

It was a humorous reference to 'alright' as an evil variant on 'all right' -- thus the caps.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:38 / 04.10.04
In that case, shouldn't you have capped ALL and RIGHT? Thus:

Is Saturday night ALL RIGHT for fighting?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
16:49 / 04.10.04
A math problem. Show your work:



/



+



=

[The answer key might not be work safe.]

John Waters must be so ashamed of us.
 
 
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