What up, dork elite? PICS

12:51 / 24.09.04

For heaven's sake, love, put a coat on. You'll catch your death.

Jade, wouldn't you like to post some pictures here as well? Before the legshag pile-on?

Rage

12:54 / 24.09.04

What a typical response from you.

You won't hold me back from destroying this empire!

pointless and uncalled for

12:54 / 24.09.04

Rage, in your absence the board has been colonised by many of your spiritual children. I suspect that these people may be about to pledge their allegiance (at the very least) to the Mother they never knew they had.

12:55 / 24.09.04

"Die Barbelith Die"

Any one who knows German can't be all bad.

Rage

12:59 / 24.09.04

The thing about a bunch of geeks making fun of you is that:

1. this makes you geekier than them
2. this makes you sexier than them

Hattie's Kitchen

13:01 / 24.09.04

Wow, giving the finger to the camera! Subversive! Has Liam Gallagher been coaching you?

Rage

13:03 / 24.09.04

You are coached out.

13:10 / 24.09.04

Spooky.

13:12 / 24.09.04

I don't think anyone's tried to make fun of you, yet, Rage. That's all about your inability to interpret signals.

Now, dear, let's establish boundaries. Is the empire you're planning to destroy Barbelith? If so, any ideas who the emperor is? Or how you plan to go about it? "Drivel" is not a viable answer, I fear - we have been performing the drivel equivalent of preparing ourselves with incrementally greater doses of puffer fish poison.

Jack Fear

13:12 / 24.09.04

Hurrah, she's back and she hates us again.

Adolescence itself ends, but adolescent superiority goes on forever.
It's sort of comforting, actually.

But not really. Mostly it's just dull.

Sax

13:13 / 24.09.04

Rage, what abnormally long fingers you have. Are you an alien?

Lord Morgue

13:13 / 24.09.04

Well, as I'm sure you can guess, I'll pledge allegiance to anybody with even the slightest resemblance to Tank Girl.

Let's boogie we puke!

pointless and uncalled for

13:19 / 24.09.04

And that's one.

13:23 / 24.09.04

It's like watching Stargate all over again, with dreadlocks.

Rage

13:43 / 24.09.04

The thing about destroying your empire is that my methods would seem like drivel to someone like you. Haus, you are over. Let's face it- you're washed out. Washed out like the rotting corpses you beg to play with at lunchtime. One can choose to have fun with the Rage and decide to accompany her in her mission to destroy the barbelith empire, or one can be a tight ass who stinks of fish poison. This is hardly drivel when you look at it from this new angle. By the way, the empress is Mordant Carnival. Everyone knows that.

I'm Rick Jones, bitch

13:50 / 24.09.04

ANNE RICE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously love have you ever heard of asthetics?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:50 / 24.09.04

And don't you forget it, minions.

You look like a Barbelithian Mastercard ad:

"Boots: £400. Hair extensions: £70. Gas mask: £125. Six gallons of incoming random-male-30-40-y/o-geek droolage over the next 3 pages: Priceless."

bio k9

13:58 / 24.09.04

I've been thinking. Now that we've got some money and Archie's gone, don't you think it's time we we settle down? Get a little house. I want you to have my baby.

wembley can change in 28 days

13:59 / 24.09.04

Why does "dork elite" give me a huggle feeling?

Tryphena Absent

14:02 / 24.09.04

Nice dress, shame about the pose. Or perhaps the walls were falling down? In which case I apologise.

14:15 / 24.09.04

Anna: a hit, a palpable hit.

Radiator: a miss. When mockingly asking someone if they've ever heard of something, try to spell it correctly.

Rage

14:17 / 24.09.04

May I ask why you're projecting your advertising tactics onto the possible behavioral outcomes of mindless 30 year old fanboys? Leave my pictures out of your advertising company, empress "I'll-faux-sell-you-because-you're-younger-and-cuter-
than-me-and-I-couldn't-make-it-to-Burning-Man-boo-hoo."

Fascist ho. You'll never sell me. You'll never even sell a vacation to Paris.

Your empire is crumbling. See that pile of metal rubbish over there? It's your post formatting.

Now, I shall go listen to noise.

grant

14:19 / 24.09.04

Where'd you get the goggles? I like those goggles.

Jack Fear

14:19 / 24.09.04

You won't be young forever.
If you're lucky.

Loomis

14:22 / 24.09.04

Any one who knows German can't be all bad.

Is that a Simpsons reference SK? Even if it's not what I thought it was, I laughed all the same.

14:23 / 24.09.04

who's the ugly chick in the pictures? why's she wearing those hideous clothes? shouldn't she have gone on a diet before letting someone take pictures of her?

14:25 / 24.09.04

heavens above, i just noticed THE HAIR!! bless.

14:28 / 24.09.04

I always find it hard to know who to be annoyed with most whenever Rage picks a fight with the board. And between "Fascist ho" on one side and "lose some weight" on the other, this is yet another of those occasions.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:29 / 24.09.04

I can predict their behaviour because I have behaviour-predicty drones implanted in the hypothalamus of every new poster to Barbelith. Even now, I am using your image to draw yet MORE victims into my lair! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

14:41 / 24.09.04

She's right, you know. Thanks to this thread, people who want a kind of Amish Suicidegirls are going to be flocking around the walls like the zombies in Dawn of the Dead.

14:45 / 24.09.04

no that's not fair, she comes here looking for some bad attention, something to justify the eris tattoo, and folk fall over their tongues trying to say something clever. what she wants is a straightforward backhand across the cyber-face, and swhat she got.

Rage

14:48 / 24.09.04

When was the last time you called someone a fascist ho? Ya, that's what I thought.

And fat chicks rule.

Enjoy George W. Bush these next 4 years.