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grant
17:19 / 05.10.04
And I like cake. Do I have to explain this one?

But then how do you stay so thin?
 
 
Ganesh
17:34 / 05.10.04
The first derives, I believe, from a reputed test of those wishing to join the Hell's Angels: essentially, performing cunnilingus on an actively menstruating woman - thus earning one's 'red wings'.

No idea about 'plating'.
 
 
w1rebaby
18:13 / 05.10.04
"A sexual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of glass over their face, and the other shits on the glass."
 
 
Sax
18:49 / 05.10.04
This thread has it all. Bitching, insults, sex, cake, flirting. The works. Tom, close down Barbelith apart from this thread and let's all just stay here forever.
 
 
Lord Morgue
07:59 / 06.10.04
Urbandictionary to the rescue!
Blossoms
This is truly the information age.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:16 / 06.10.04
A cake a day can only make you slimmer. It's a known fact.
 
 
Lord Morgue
09:32 / 06.10.04
Especially if separated from you by a plate of glass.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
11:03 / 06.10.04
Wow, I don't want to do any of that stuff. I'm such a

N - E - U - T - E - R.

N - E - U - T - E - R.

N - E - U - T - E - R.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
00:15 / 08.10.04
Don't take my name in vain.

Which one, Nuccka?

Be careful. I might bless you with Flyboy's face-knife too!
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
00:16 / 08.10.04
His blessed face-knife, even!
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
00:32 / 08.10.04
Here's a clue: he used to be able to detect paedophiles through the power of smell.

Fortunately. For you, maybe. I developed a cold. A perpetual one.

Unfortunately. For you, maybe. I no longer hold any sympathy. For any bitches. You may control. Or may not.
 
 
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01:07 / 08.10.04
Woah! Your a nice big hard man sat infront of your keyboard aren't ya? What a tough guy. Go and give your ego a fuck and do us all a favour.

Be a BIG MAN and try facing yourself you sad fucker. It could be an ugly sight but you should pull through eventually.

Good luck.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
01:12 / 08.10.04
Adapt or die (s)creamin'.
 
 
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01:27 / 08.10.04
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
01:35 / 08.10.04
How ...Ironic.

My illegimate son disowns me.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:38 / 08.10.04
Jack Frost (Kal-Eon-Varr)'s post just made me sad. Im sure it was all for me.
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
01:43 / 08.10.04
Who, talentful old you, Keggers?

Don't be silly.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
21:01 / 08.10.04
Well, I guess this thread's value has finally reached zero (by evidence of it no longer holding the top slots and lack of interesting scrappin').

All that's left now is for all of us to apologize to that special someone you called a terrible name way back on page whatever or got into a nasty, hurtful limmerick contest with or thought mean things about, so that the healing can begin. Let's get some closure, before this stops being a fun and therapuetic release of aggression and becomes something really embarrassing.

I'll start. Anna D, I'm sorry I accused you of taking a cheap shot and then pouncing. It was all the extra aggression flying around. You're ace, I mean it.

See? It's easy. Let's all do this. It'll be like those scenes in movies and television where everybody is all on a big bed together at the end of a "very special" episode and they all say goodnight to each other, one by one. I'm a sucker for that shit.
 
 
charrellz
22:25 / 08.10.04
*sits on sitcom bed next to Johhny0*

I'm sorry guys...< sappy music>I never should have written any haikus, it was just, you guys we're having all the fun with those limericks and...no! It's my problem and I'll take responsibility for it. I'm going to Haiku Rehab tomorrow, I need to get clean. I'm sorry everyone! *breaks into tears*
< /sappy music>

Now where the hell is my Emmy nomination?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:43 / 08.10.04
I'd like to apologise unreservedly for everything I've said on Barbelith, unless it was about Steve.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
22:54 / 08.10.04
 
 
Lord Morgue
05:19 / 09.10.04
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:02 / 09.10.04
I guess this thread's value has finally reached zero (by evidence of it no longer holding the top slots and lack of interesting scrappin')

And by the presence of ped-sniffing lizard hunters.
 
 
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11:34 / 09.10.04
Jack Frost (Kal-Eon-Varr)'s post just made me sad. Im sure it was all for me.

No Keggers, like one of the Columbians says in Vice City :

"YOU DA MAAAN, MAN!"

Although on a bad day I could easily look at that post and it could very easily apply to myself. Buuut that's another story.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:29 / 09.10.04
 
 
Mourne Kransky
03:08 / 10.10.04
Would those be the Alfred Molina parts?

Off to bed with that thought firmly planted in my head...
 
 
Lord Morgue
12:51 / 10.10.04
Soylent Green is ALFRED MOLINA!
 
 
Ganesh
17:10 / 10.10.04
Soylent Green is SEMOLINA!
 
 
MJ-12
19:04 / 10.10.04
The Double-Meat Medley is PEOPLE!
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
22:10 / 10.10.04
And by the presence of ped-sniffing lizard hunters.

I developed an allergy to lizards. It was real sad too. I had to give my army away, and all.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
22:43 / 11.10.04
You kids GO TO BED, goddammit!

Don't make me come up there.
 
  

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