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Bill Posters
23:53 / 11.03.03
I want to sleep. And worse, I have cigarettes. Big Red Multinational ones. Amerikkkan Imperialism ones. I might as well fill my lungs with powdered glass and uranium and suck Dubya's cock directly. WTF am I doing?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:54 / 11.03.03
Stoatie: I'm suffering myself - I'm craving a geetar and a feather boa, but I have none here, either. So I share your pain, even though I do have phased vocals in my ears...
 
 
Mazarine
23:58 / 11.03.03
I'm here, flossing. It's hard to do that and type.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
23:59 / 11.03.03
I want to sleep too. I have a cold. I feel like I have sanded my thraot with powdered glass even though I was very restrained at the weekend and only scavved about ten on Friday (the shame). Oh bed, lovely bed. Why do we ever leave it?
 
 
Mazarine
00:01 / 12.03.03
Bedsores. And blood clots.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:03 / 12.03.03
And a lack of gin.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:12 / 12.03.03
I want a bed that's in a pub. Possibly a pub/library combination kind of thing. And a catheter.
 
 
Ganesh
00:14 / 12.03.03
I'll insert the catheter if you like. I was always rather good at that.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:16 / 12.03.03
bloody hell, Maz, hugs, that sounds lousy.
 
 
Bill Posters
00:17 / 12.03.03
Good god, hasn't the poor boy suffered enough recently?!
 
 
Mazarine
00:21 / 12.03.03
Oh, I haven't got either, BiP, they're hypothetical. Though my mom did used to tell me I'd develop problems with the circulation in my legs if I didn't quit sleeping on the couch. "Like Nixon."

Apparently Nixon had poor circulation in his legs, though I'm not sure what a couch had to do with it.
 
 
Ganesh
00:22 / 12.03.03
Are you dissing my catheterisation technique, Bill? You're not too big to be put over my knee and spu... er, spanked, y'know...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:22 / 12.03.03
Nurse! The candles!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:32 / 12.03.03
*strikes match*
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:34 / 12.03.03
oh, and add room service to this:

pub/library combination kind of thing

and put me down for one.
 
 
Bill Posters
00:43 / 12.03.03
Will this never end?
 
 
Mazarine
00:45 / 12.03.03
No.

Well it won't.
 
 
Bill Posters
00:49 / 12.03.03
And to think, the 'Neshster hasn't even seen my leather jacket query in the FAQ thread yet...
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:53 / 12.03.03
Stoatie - bed in a pub? Ever been to the Bed Bar in Porotbello Road? It's probably poncy and shit, but hey it's got booze and a bed. Would be good on a Monday PM don't ya think?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:56 / 12.03.03
Well, I'm wearing a leather jacket today. Rrrrowr.

And as far as beds and socialising goes, there's a kinda neat vegetarian movie room here called Govinda's - you pay some piddling amount, get a fantastic vegie meal, and then get to go upstairs to a screening room that's full of couches and beds and cushiony things and watch a movie. It's All Good. I think I saw Baraka there...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:59 / 12.03.03
Wow. Stuff youse guys, I'm off round Rothkoids...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:59 / 12.03.03
All these amazing places exist in the city I'm in right now and no-one told me?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:00 / 12.03.03
Dang, that place is actually on the other side of the world, isn't it? Fuck it. I'll just find me passport.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:05 / 12.03.03
There's always Benjamin's Bedroom (queer indie night where the Vauxhall Tav is done up to look like an indie kid's bedroom.) Cheating slightly, as the bed in the corner of the floor is usually the province of the DJs, but if you're suitably nice to them...

how's your ass-canding technique coming along, Stoats?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:18 / 12.03.03
Yes. You should all come down for drag shows and vegetarian goodness. And Chez Smooth. And I'm sure Loomis will chip in with something to say about The Townie.

...'cause we're open!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:19 / 12.03.03
Still needs work, bip. Any volunteers?
 
 
Baz Auckland
03:29 / 12.03.03
Must focus on my Jesuit Relations now, but I just wanted to let you know I'm blasting 'Dandy in the Underworld' in your honours. Hope you can hear it.

You rattlesnake out with your tailfeathers high
Jitterbug left and smile to the sky
With your black velvet cape and your stovepipe hat
Be-bop baby the dance is where it's at

We love to boogie, we love to boogie
Jitterbug boogie, Bolan pretty boogie
We love to boogie on a Saturday night
 
 
Laughing
03:42 / 12.03.03
I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink...

I don't get it. I've completely cut caffeine from my diet, I exercise (some), I don't after lunch, I meditate and stretch and turn on the little waterfall white noise device in my bedroom....

...and yet I still can't get to sleep. Three nights now, running on a few scattered hours of napping. Hell.

Soon the hallucinations will start up, which isn't half as fun as it might sound.

Myabe I should just give up sleep entirely. It's a bad habit. AntiSleep -- that's the way to go. I hear it's a wonderful path to Slack.
 
 
Laughing
03:44 / 12.03.03
(ahem) I don't SMOKE after lunch, I meant to say previously. See? I can feel my cognitive abilites slipping away already. I'm having trouble typing and I'm losing my short-term .... thingy.

Hell.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:48 / 12.03.03
When you say Jesuit Relations, Baz, do you mean literally?
 
 
Bill Posters
03:49 / 12.03.03
U have my sympathy, Laughing. When I find a cure for insomnia, you'll be the first to know.
 
 
Laughing
03:55 / 12.03.03
Thanks, Bill. I'm seeing a doctor about this (again!) first thing in the morning.


Somebody play me some Floyd. Something obscure.
 
 
Baz Auckland
04:19 / 12.03.03
Not literally... although an uncle in the ol' SJ might be fun at Christmas.

It's a collection of reports sent back to France from New France yearly from the 1620s to the 1680s. Most of it's "silly Hurons! Don't believe that!", but the bit I'm on now is horrible descriptions of their martyrdom though. Yech. I'm hoping for no nightmares tonight after reading this.

Some obscure Floyd is now coming out of my speakers for you Laughing:

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom of the sickroom
And talk to yourself as you die.

Life is a short, warm moment
And death is a long cold rest.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye:
Eighty years, with luck, or even less.

So all aboard for the American tour,
And maybe you'll make it to the top.
And mind how you go, and I can tell you, 'cause I know
You may find it hard to get off.

You are the angel of death
And I am the dead man's son.
And he was buried like a mole in a fox hole.
And everyone is still in the run.

And who is the master of fox hounds?
And who says the hunt has begun?
And who calls the tune in the courtroom?
And who beats the funeral drum?

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in gloom in the sickroom
And talk to yourself till you die.
 
 
Cavatina
07:37 / 12.03.03
Kit-Cat Club: it's probably too late now to wish you all the best for your seminar presentation. I hope you had a truly interested and responsive audience -- of the sort that affirmed you and approached any 'gaps'in the mentoring spirit of offering helpful links and avenues to explore, rather than trying 'to catch you out'.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
21:38 / 12.03.03
Oh, it's not too late! Thank you very much indeed. I'm on at 5pm tomorrow evening and right now what I really need is a kicking to get me going - it would take me so little time, maybe a couple of hours, to knock this thing into proper shape, and can I do it? I cannot. Also I am, conveniently, going very croaky. With luck this will make me sound intriguingly husky rather than froglike, but I doubt it...
 
  

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