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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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Katherine
14:40 / 21.03.05
Ok so maybe it's not your fault that the studio ceiling has been leaking water, but it's YOUR BLOODY COMPANY! I am not paided enough to have to deal with the tenants upstairs who are singly unhelpful not to mention a damn sight bigger than me! And with customers who still want their photos taken,HELLO THE STUDIO IS FLOODED! And to the irrogent twat this morning, 'No I'm not going to switch on the lights, because there's water coming out of the socket! Personally whilst I may not be of supermodel looks I prefer them not to be jolted with god knows how much electricity!'
If my boss would kindly get his backside down here to where his company i, instead of sitting at home doing fuck all, it would be nice! I don't recall this in my BLOODY JOB DESCRIPTION! Poxy sod.
 
 
HCE
15:30 / 23.03.05
No, I will not leave a tip for you. Handing me something and making change is not a service, it's the only the only thing that distinguishes your filthy snack shop from a vending machine. At least a vending machine wouldn't glare accusingly.
 
 
Ganesh
15:44 / 23.03.05
Yeah, just pour the fucking drinks, willya?
 
 
The Puck
19:20 / 23.03.05
that attitude gets you a "special" glass
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
20:30 / 23.03.05
"I'm MAD Me's"
Not exactly Sloanes, but there is an appreciable crossover - these are the self-consciously "kooky" (mostly) girls who drink a large amount of Lambrini, sway from side to side and repeat their characteristic phrase at you, generally while pretending to be bisexual or like Tori Amos. However, any hint of genuine deviancy or mention of anything actually countercultural, and the catch-all pejorative description "just weird" is applied. As in:

ME: "Oh, you're mad, you, eh? What do you think of the new Mars Volta album?"
I'M MAD ME: "Urrgh! They're just WEEIRD!?! Do you have any more Lambrini?"
ME: "Fuck sake**, you useless, airheaded hypocrite. I assume you're aware of the intrinsic contradiction of adopting an "eccentric" pose to mark you out from your "mates" while never. actually. doing. anything original? How long did it take you to come up with the oh-so-brilliant idea of coming up to people and saying "fish" at them? And for the love of ALL THAT IS SEMEN-STAINED, the word "Random" cannot be used except to denote an unpredictable outcome of an event. "Ohh, I'm sooo RANDOM! FISH! FISH! PENGUIN!" is NOT A FUCKING SENTENCE. Now go away before I deflower you with this here sharp stick."

GAH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:31 / 23.03.05
You first, dick.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:42 / 23.03.05
I mean, for fuck's sake - you wanna know what makes me say "Urgh!"? The Mars Volta and their fans - I'm sure there must be some Mars Volta fans out there who aren't dicks, but they're a lot less vocal than fuckbakes like you.

Yeah, those airhead girls who are only pretending to be weird, not properly weird like you.

You know what you are?



The reason God gave me this sword.
 
 
tom-karika nukes it from orbit
21:49 / 23.03.05
Why is it that some pig-ignorant Mega-Morons are so contented in their moronic stupor that they are moronically PROUD of their moronhood, and flaunt it at any opportunity.

I, for instance, make a statement to the effect that his previous comment was redundant and meaningless. Which it was.

He says (and I quote)

"I'm sorry, I stopped listening about halfway through that, could you say it again"

A childish example of sarcasm in action you might think, but no:

THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS SINCERE! His tiny brain had been filled up when my sentence was more than ten words long! He wanted me to say it again because I had exceeded his attention span!

Never mind. A thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away...
 
 
■
21:52 / 23.03.05
Put that away. You know the polis are shooting folks who wave those now?

Affected "wierdness" gets on my tits, but it's a rite of passage that pretty much everyone goes through and shows a lack of self-awareness that we all grow out of, hopefully. It is OK to disdain it a little because it reminds us of what twats we have been in the past based on the same world view.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:58 / 23.03.05
Look. It's quite simple. I've had my ticket for this fucking opera (for which I have been waiting for over a year now) for over two months. And it cost the best part of fifty quid. So no, I'm not going to be able to come in for some short-notice overtime. No, not even if it IS important. That's not an issue. And I don't care if it's going to sound weird when you tell your superiors it's cos I'm going to a fucking opera. I don't care if it would be easier to swing it if it was a football match. Why on earth would I be going to a football match? I'm not coming in, okay?

Unless you replace my ticket with one for the following fortnight. An upgraded one for the following fortnight, at that.
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
08:55 / 24.03.05
Petey: the point I'm making was that the Mars Volta aren't even that "weird" - (I'm not even particularly a fan - the intimation was meant to be that it's a hallmark of people who are self-consciously "countercultural" that they're extremely vocal about their music as a sign of "positive weirdness").
Also, don't get me started on people who play with ickle swords...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:05 / 24.03.05
LARPers? If you insult LARPers, you insult my *family*.

I could be wrong, but aren't you conflating two types of person - to wit, the Lambrini girl and the self-consciously kooky girl? I can't imagine the average Lmabrini girl having any knowledge of the Mars Volta at all - a happy, prelapsarian state, to be sure.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:24 / 24.03.05
Plus if self-consciously kooky people give you headsick and rage, this may not be the best messageboard for you...
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
09:32 / 24.03.05
I'm really angry that Pete's being a cock back there. In fact, it's completely untamed anger.


anyway

DEAR RADIOHEAD CUMSTUMP: THE NEXT TIME YOU LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO FORGE YOUR RATTY FUCKING SIGNATURE ON A UNIVERSITY DOCUMENT BECAUSE YOU'VE FUCKED OFF TO COCKSVILLE WITHOUT GETTING YOUR SHIT TOGETHER I'LL FINALY OVERCOME MY URGE NEVER TO MEET YOU, EVER, AND INSTEAD HOLD YOU DOWN AND FART IN YOUR MOUTH YELLING "DUCH OVEN!" THEN FOLLOW THROUGH

better now
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:05 / 24.03.05
Self-consciously kooky is a contradiction in terms. They don't exist, no one is self-consciously kooky.

Not exactly Sloanes, but there is an appreciable crossover - these are the self-consciously "kooky" (mostly) girls who drink a large amount of Lambrini, sway from side to side and repeat their characteristic phrase at you, generally while pretending to be bisexual or like Tori Amos.

Damn, I keep trying to be nice but... just read some books.
You have major problems with your perception of class (sloanes and lambrini, huh. Not opposing at all! Perhaps you just don't know what a sloane is?), gender (women pretend a lot do they?) and the movements that people make when they are drunk (totally inexplicable). The very suggestion that... Sloanes have LOADSA money. Lambrini drinkers have NONE. That's why they drink lambrini. My...brain...is...cracking.

This really isn't the place to talk about people 'pretending' to be bisexual. People don't 'pretend', they think they might be, they try it out and later they might reject it but it's not pretending but I think you might be deluding yourself about how wise you are to other people.
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
04:39 / 25.03.05
What is this, the trials of Hercules? Between the rain and the previous floods and the food poisoning and the dependence on the cocking internet for contact and the car malfunctions and the emotional smackdown and the multiple cold-sores and the housemate playing cocking PS2 at full volume until the wee hours and the nausea at my own self-pity - BAH.

Fuck it ALL right in the bin, I say.

*kicks bin*
*stubs toe*
*cries*
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
10:50 / 25.03.05
[threadrot]

Right. I appear to have posted something above that was not only rather (read very) badly-thought out, but has also offended various people and made me look extremely stupid. This post is an attempt to salvage the situation.

Rereading my original statement, it does indeed come over as at least misguided, at worst unpleasantly bigoted. I'd like to think I'm not like that: for example, my use of the words "self-consciously kooky" were not intended to be an attack on members of this board - in my head, at least, the reason I used the word "kooky" was to create a tone of sarcastic disdain in reference to the sort of people who would spend ages, for example, thinking up the astonishingly unconventional gambit of wearing odd! socks!

"aren't you conflating two types of person - to wit, the Lambrini girl and the self-consciously kooky girl?"

Now I come to think of it, yes, although the addition of the word "girl" to those types makes me rather uncomfortable.

"I think you might be deluding yourself about how wise you are to other people."

Now I think about it, so do I. The point of the original post, rather than a self-aggrandising attempt at a damning critique of social types, was actually my trying to get a load of frustration off my chest about someone who's been driving me insane lately, but "cunningly disguised" as the former. Which succeeded only in offending people and making me look like a prat.

In conclusion, I'm not going to continue to defend my original post, as it was, with hindsight, badly conceived and ill-advised. I'd like to apologise for any offence caused, and I hope that, given time, this rather embarrassing incident might be forgotten about.

[/unthreadrot]
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:51 / 25.03.05
It's a incredibly valuable talent to be able to step back and say "maybe that was ill-advised of me" rather than start shooting back. God knows I don't do it enough. Let's consider the matter resolved.
 
 
agvvv
11:17 / 05.04.05
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im so fucking tired of it all. School is going to hell, I dont know where to live this summer, my girlfriend wants to take a break to "have some time for herself" and all that FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friends and I have grown apart and I have fucking writers/everything thats creative block. My mom is in a fucking psychriatic institution and I cant fucking sleep right at night.. I just.. yeah.. I dont know what the fuck to do.. thank you for your time

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scrambled Password Bogus Email
11:27 / 05.04.05
I'm not angry at all, nor do i have any headsick or rage today, but I really wanted to be the 1000th post...

Oh, hang on...

CUNTING CAB DRIVERS ALWAYS TRYING TO RUN ME OVER ON MY BIKE!

And yesterday some shit fucking cow in her Land Rover was dialling her mobile, not watching the road, one hand on the wheel and actually ran into my back fucking wheel!
 
 
Sekhmet
13:28 / 05.04.05
Okay, so I'll be poster 1001.

Dear helpful idiot,
The dog you found and dumped in my yard admittedly looks a lot like my dog, being a large chocolate Lab. However, it is NOT my dog. My dog was still in the yard. Now I have TWO large brown chocolate labs in the yard, one of which is mine, and the other of which is a huge, muddy, and completely undisciplined stray who is destroying my back yard and jumping all over my dog. I realize you were trying to be helpful, but fer Chrissakes please don't go dumping every big brown dog you find in my yard. I wish I could make you pay for the damage to my garden and my lawn furniture, but unfortunately I don't know who you are.

I have spent far too much time in this thread.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:07 / 06.04.05
Arrgghhhh. Everytime I try to post in that bloody thread... everytime... I lose the text. Whyohwhydelilah?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:32 / 06.04.05
Feeling the hate today, more than I have done in a long while.

HATE.
 
 
Olulabelle
15:00 / 06.04.05
Fucking DVLAWiltshireConstabulary Bollocks.

I told you over and over again that I don't have my licence since it was stolen, and asked you what I should do about paying my speeding fine. I wrote to you 6 times and you didn't reply. Now you tell me I have to go to court for not paying my fine, but I asked you what I should do and you didn't answer!

And, worse, now there will be 12 points on my licence which means that I'll probably be disqualified, but the points I've already got are not even my points they're my ex husbands, so that he didn't get disqualified.

It's NOT FUCKING FAIR!
 
 
Spaniel
12:33 / 07.04.05
That's fucking awful. Surely there'e something you can do?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:41 / 07.04.05
No way, she already confessed, they'll both get done for fraud if she unconfesses.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:53 / 07.04.05
Citizen's advice bureau, maybe?

Feeling the hate à la Goodness Gracious Meme, perhaps for the same reasons. Also the fear and the concern.
 
 
Bed Head
13:08 / 07.04.05
Olula, dude, I’d say just tell all that to the magistrate. Using your very poshest voice, and along with copies of all the letters you wrote to the police.

I’m also in a terrible mood. No one big reason, just hundreds of tiny reasons swarming all over. Little bastards.
 
 
Spaniel
14:16 / 07.04.05
Nina, I was talking about the letters not ex-hubby's points.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:38 / 07.04.05
Whoops...
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the silence of shame rang quietly through the office
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did you keep copies of the letters Olula?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:46 / 07.04.05
Also

JESUSMARYANDJOSEPH. IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE AN INVOICE SYSTEM THAN MAKE SURE SOMETHING CORRESPONDS SO THAT I CAN FILE THINGS. WHICH I CAN'T DO. BECAUSE NOTHING CORRESPONDS. I'M A TEMP NOT A PSYCHIC.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:06 / 07.04.05
Haus: very probably.

me=very much a la The Simpsons' Fat Tony:

I am not so much upset as I am murderous with rage
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
15:31 / 07.04.05
Why can't librarians have a license to kill? I mean, I perform a valuable service to the community and there are just some arseholes that do not deserve to live. And I know who they are. So what could be wrong with that?

Chief Wiggum: "Can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands?"
 
 
Mazarine
15:40 / 07.04.05
I absolutely agree. Ninja Librarians! Putting the "Shh!" back in Shuriken.
 
 
ibis the being
15:15 / 13.04.05
Hello there. I am CLEARLY EATING LUNCH right now. If you have something you need me to do TOMORROW AFTERNOON, I'm thinking maybe, just maybe, you could wait until I'm finished with my fucking sandwich to start leaning over my shoulder making me open up Excel documents. Seriously. Your office is down the hall. FUCKING COME BACK LATER I'M EATING.
 
  

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