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One sentence angst

 
  

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Ganesh
10:37 / 28.08.02
"Ooh, the Joker!" exclaimed Superman, testing his chains for 'writhability'.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:34 / 28.08.02
This is utterly ridiculous, thought John, I want to screw Lex Luthor.
 
 
aus
14:10 / 28.08.02
He's so damn angsty.
 
 
Ganesh
15:42 / 28.08.02
Superman, meanwhile, hung still in his bonds, gaze fixed on Lex's lips - and no amount of green lipstick could hide the fact that they were deliciously, conclusively Lex's lips - as his arch-nemesis slid toward the Kryptonite Syringe.
 
 
gridley
16:56 / 28.08.02
Meanwhile, in Superman's pants, Smallville was becoming Metropolis!
 
 
aus
17:24 / 28.08.02
John soon became discontented with the corny humor and slow action in his slash Superman comic, so he turned his face from Superman's adventures to again look out at the world that continually failed to fulfil his fantasies.
 
 
gridley
18:43 / 28.08.02
"It's so hard to be me," lamented John to his reflection in the train window, "sort of half Walter Mitty, half Stephen Morrissey."
 
 
aus
18:51 / 28.08.02
"Which explain why you so ugly," said the old lady sitting across from him.
 
 
Ganesh
20:00 / 28.08.02
Her response to a suddenly-snapped femur was less eloquent but, perhaps, more heartfelt.
 
 
Panda.
23:44 / 28.08.02
John took out his cock and came all over her.
 
 
aus
00:28 / 29.08.02
Exactly what Walter Mitty and Stephen Morrissey would have done in the same situation, he thought.
 
 
Ganesh
02:01 / 29.08.02
Thinking of Morrissey, he came again.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:08 / 29.08.02
It was a bit projectile actually and looked very cool, he decided to think of Morrissey a lot in the future, it would help him release tension.
 
 
gridley
13:19 / 29.08.02
Maybe things would be different for him, thought John, perhaps all of life's torments would end, if he actually met Morrissey.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:01 / 29.08.02
Maybe he should get off the train and go and find Morrissey.
 
 
Panda.
14:30 / 29.08.02
He got off the train, intent on finding Morrissey.
 
 
Panda.
14:31 / 29.08.02
Unfortunately, he took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and ended up in Morriston (Swansea).
 
 
gridley
16:28 / 29.08.02
Where Morrissey just happened to be doing a bit of shopping at the local bookstore while taking a break from his latest tour.
 
 
Ganesh
17:48 / 29.08.02
His tour of, er, Wales.
 
 
aus
19:42 / 29.08.02
John was jolted awake when Morrissey paused to look him in the eye and say, "Ticket, sir?"
 
 
Ganesh
01:35 / 31.08.02
"Ask me," John replied, with a smile, "ask me, ask me, ask me, I won't say no - how could I?"
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:44 / 31.08.02
"I'm sorry sir" Morrissey replied while readjusting his hat "what exactly do you want me to ask you?"
 
 
aus
02:28 / 31.08.02
Train Conductor Gil "Muffin" Morrissey had never before had the experience of such a lean, oddly handsome young man looking at him in that lustful way, and he was beginning to feel a little flattered.
 
 
Ganesh
02:29 / 31.08.02
"Well," elaborated John, "if there's something you'd like to try...?"
 
 
Monkeyzilla Vs Tokyo
02:36 / 31.08.02
Morrisey replied, "Try sir? I don't understand. Would you mind pulling my finger though? Please?."
 
 
aus
02:41 / 31.08.02
The conductor extended his stubby, pudgy, trembling finger in John's direction.
 
 
Ganesh
02:41 / 31.08.02
"Stop me, oh ho ho, stop me," replied John, "stop me if you think that you've heard this one before."
 
 
aus
02:46 / 31.08.02
Though still flattered, "Muffin" Morrissey was becoming impatient - he had important business to attend to, like punching tickets and knocking passengers' feet off the seats.
 
 
Ganesh
02:54 / 31.08.02
"You shut your mouth," erupted John, rather defensively, "how can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved - just like everybody else does."
 
 
Ganesh
03:03 / 31.08.02
"My only weakness," he continued, "is a listed crime..."
 
 
aus
03:20 / 31.08.02
"...and cheating in a Barbelith 'one sentence at a time' story by posting twice in a row, which was clearly against the spirit of the rules."
 
 
Ganesh
03:29 / 31.08.02
"One sentence at a time," he murmured, pointing out the window at the consecutive-post-repeating panda which seemed to embody the spirit of the rules - whatever that meant at this light-headed moment,
 
 
aus
03:33 / 31.08.02
It seemed that pandas always had the right rules and knew exactly how to break them at the right time, but they were tree pandas rather than the great pandas you'd expect.
 
 
Ganesh
03:41 / 31.08.02
"I'm so very sickened," ventured 'Muffin' Morrissey, "I am so sickened now."
 
 
aus
03:41 / 31.08.02
story illustration - not a sentence but a tree panda
 
  

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