BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


barbequotes

 
  

Page: 1 ... 7475767778(79)8081

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:46 / 07.04.08
That's my new favourite joke. EVER.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:18 / 11.04.08
I don't know what it is but the board is basically rocking my face off atm. From the "paganism < Christ" thread, the following exchange:

Ev: Of course, notwithstanding your cut-and-paste above, you still haven't even attempted to answer my question: how reason led you to the conclusion that Catholic Christianity is the objective truth, and that "the Church is making all the claims worth making."

In your own words.


Calvin: Do you reinvent the wheel every time you catch a bus?

Then over in comics we find this, which is just awesome.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:53 / 11.04.08
I know it's frowned on to spam pictures in the Temple, so I'll put it here...

 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:34 / 11.04.08
Do you reinvent the wheel every time you catch a bus full of ***s?

Fixed.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:40 / 11.04.08
Of course, the tragedy of it all is that that's exactly the kind of discussion about Christianity and other faiths I'd LIKE to have in the Temple. Just not with someone who's uninterested in discussion (or who uses racial slurs to piss off the imaginary "PC Brigade"). Hence my steering well fucking clear.
 
 
Dead Megatron
12:43 / 11.04.08
We could continue the discussion regardless of that nuisance. I'm sure many barbelithians have interesting stories and information about the issue.

I'm busy now going over older threads on that.

(Plus, maybe it's best for me to quit while I'm ahead.)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:59 / 11.04.08
Actually--after we got the obligatory "OMG yr basing teh n00bz yr so meeeeeeen!" crap out of the way--people settled down to engage with the topic and it became quite an interesting discussion. Calvin's crashingly poor input now serves more to throw the the tasty stuff into relief.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:13 / 11.04.08
I'll still give it a while, I think.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:53 / 11.04.08
OK, I have a challenge, and it's for everybody, but especially Mordant and to a lesser extent (recently at least) Haus.

This is my challenge: Next time you post to Barbequotes, why not cite something you find amusing or interesting (in a positive way), rather than irritating or stupid?

It's a crazy idea, but it might just work, and moreover I think it would make a refreshing change.

I don't especially want to have a go at people and however much I try to be diplomatic it never works anyway, but it genuinely does get me down to have my attention repeatedly drawn in a "look at this, isn't it awful, aren't they wrong?" way to what other posters think is wrong with Barbelith.

I come to Barbequotes hoping to read the best of Barbelith, not the worst, and I don't think I'm entirely alone in this - and so I humbly submit that quoting stuff that annoys you should perhaps be done in the aptly-named Barbannoy thread from now on.

Just a thought. Outraged ripostes to the usual address.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:59 / 11.04.08
Oh, you can't be so perfectly barbequotable while ruling yourself out of barbequotability. It's not fair.
 
 
Quantum
14:59 / 11.04.08
That's not hurt feelings. That's me mocking you.

Mordant, in that thread. I laughed out loud.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:45 / 11.04.08
But it's not annoying me anymore, I think it's really funny.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:50 / 11.04.08
Also, going back a few pages I can only find two quotes of so-bad-it's-good way (3 if you count that link to the Comics thread), with a funny Keggers joke in between. I think you're just trying to SILENCE and OPPRESS me. Probably with SCIENCE.

But okay I'll try to post lovely things for a bit.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:07 / 11.04.08
And to be fair, that Keggers joke was good enough to make up for at least three pages of annoyance.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
17:22 / 12.04.08
NOT TO DIE OF PIES BEFORE END OF SERIES 4, CRIBBINS!

I dunno why, but every time I read Whisky's comment about Bernard Cribbins, I laugh like a goofball. I just imagine it being said with so much emphasis and possibly, hand gestures.
 
 
Liger Null
19:31 / 12.04.08
Next time you post to Barbequotes, why not cite something you find amusing or interesting (in a positive way), rather than irritating or stupid?

Erm, don't we have a thread for irritating stuff?
 
 
Tsuga
01:13 / 13.04.08
Erm, don't we have a thread for irritating stuff?
A priceless gem from Liger in the Barbequotes thread.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
04:58 / 14.04.08
Alex's Grandma in the current Doctor Who thread:

If I was the Docter, I'd rather be tripping the light fantastic with a dalek, frankly. Okay, the thing would be trying to kill you a lot, but at least it would be honest about it.

Sadly, this caused me to ponder (a) the logistics of having a Dalek companion and (b) what Dalek pillow talk must sound like.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:48 / 14.04.08
Glenn M in the gift-that-keeps-on-giving which is the Kris Marshall BT ads thread:

KM is jumping up and down on his great, galumphing clown's feet, making noises like Tom Baker at the fireworks.

And my mind's ear knows exactly what that would sound like ...
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
19:39 / 14.04.08
"SMELL MY FACE, ALIEN! I AM BROKEN AND NOT AT ALL TASTY"

Whisky amusing me once again as I catch up on all Whoniverse related topics.
 
 
Mug Chum
19:17 / 27.04.08
From the Mario Kart "thread":

My number is 4596-9800-356. Add me. We'll race. It'll be awesome.

I can't be the only one who thought that was totally fucking brilliant, right? Can't you just imagine the slow-mo transitional fade ins of hir lying on the bed, stomach down (legs up, swinging them), playing Wii as the number appears on the screen, accompanying that fantastic invitation?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:19 / 27.04.08
I am a war-torn country, and bits of me keep falling victim to sleeping sicknesses.

Papers nails it.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
19:36 / 28.04.08
Intention to ban has been stated, concerns have been outlined, red velvet lines the black box, Calvin appears to have been released into the wild in any case; could it not reasonably be suggested that it's time little cowboys were in bed?

Mordant/Hole. It's really the little cowboys who are cranky and need to go night-night that sell it to me.
 
 
Feverfew
19:04 / 29.04.08
If anyone tells you sea-foam green can't rock out, you tell them I said to go fuck themselves.

Sage advice here, from Tuna Ghost.
 
 
Triplets
17:29 / 03.05.08
The BBC: Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear.

The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it. The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.


Mist: Hm, I read that with the Attenborough voice. Nature will find a way.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
19:15 / 05.05.08
Alex's Grandma, in the Iron Man thread:

As part of the comics-reading community, I feel it's always important to make the unitiated feel as if they aren't about to drown in a river of git milk.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
19:47 / 05.05.08
Strong Truth, and for me, a workable alibi for the fact that my anime-related topic starters are always so pedestrian - I'm trying to cut down the git milk factor so as not to scare off the unconverted. This might not yet be Bar/b/elith, but no one wants it becoming B/a/rbelith either. Unless I'm wrong and more people would like to get PROMOTED.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:27 / 05.05.08
I have no idea what that means, but I suspect that that is no bad thiing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:41 / 05.05.08
I don't understand either, and I AM a... I think I should probably leave it at that. If for no other reason than that I don't want to read any more of the Iron Man thread now the movie's out and there'll be spoilers, so context could be an issue.
 
 
petunia
20:56 / 05.05.08
EnFIGHTenment!

Haus wins everything EVER
 
 
EvskiG
17:14 / 06.05.08
One of my old professors used to be described as "holding a black belt in Buddhist studies."

She was tough.
 
 
Feverfew
19:03 / 10.05.08
Taken out of context? Yes.

Second time I've barbequoted Tuna Ghost? Yes.

Worth it?

John Goodman's face was a little disturbing when I wasn't expecting it, though.

Definitely.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
11:24 / 16.05.08
This exchange in Gives me a Happy is suitably lovely:

Mr. Flunchy: I'm going to make my move at the Leatherback Turtle exhibit. That place is always deserted and has soothing ambient ocean sounds to set the mood. Hopefully the enormous stuffed carcass won't distract.

Whisky Priestess: Well, that sounds promising. Taxidermy is so erotic.

Papers, anyone, anywhere?: Taxidermy is so Erotic: The Musical!

Go make now.


I want to see Taxidermy is so Erotic: The Musical.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:25 / 16.05.08
I want to see "I'd Stuff Anything!", the star-making tie-in talent show.

I really do.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
15:12 / 16.05.08
Alternative title: 'Take This Dog and Stuff It'.
 
  

Page: 1 ... 7475767778(79)8081

 
  
Add Your Reply