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haus of fraser
18:48 / 06.07.07
Stoatie points out one of his big problems with Mark Kermode...

God, it's just occurred to me how icky it would be to sleep with the guy.

"How was it for you, darling?"

"Well, not as good as the Exorcist, that's for sure".
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
12:37 / 07.07.07
d'mandem in the moderation requests thread: Halo's kinda hard for a foetus.

Ze's not wrong.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
17:13 / 09.07.07
mattshepherd, for the Robin versus the zen monks thing in the 52 thread.

"I was going to tell you this awesome story about a tree falling in the forest... but forget it. You have ruined Zen for everybody. Forever."
 
 
Triplets
15:09 / 10.07.07
Django Durango, It's OK! Democracy is restored. "There's never a frown, with Gordon Brown".

That, and the Robin Goes Zenanas thing have made my month.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
19:44 / 10.07.07
Yay! Quothed at lasht!

Now I feel complete.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
14:28 / 11.07.07
SiliconDream, from the All-Star Superman threaD, on a hypothetical Bizarro-Aquaman:

A man whose power is to be commanded by fish?

"AM NO MUCH TOO BUSY TO PROTECT PRECIOUS GARBAGE IN BIZARRO MUSEUM! SALMON AM ALREADY ORDER ME NO HELP JUMP DOWN WATERFALL! ARCH-ENEMY AM WHITE STURGEON, HIM NEVER ASK ME FOR NOTHING, AM NO LEAVE ME UNEMPLOYED!"

Because I can't look at it without giggling a lot.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
21:14 / 11.07.07
Probably inappropriate unless the intent was to spark internet comics fandom to debate the topic. Which is a bit like dumping rats in a drainpipe hoping they'll clean it.

LDones in the "authorial intent" thread.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
05:31 / 16.07.07
Whiskey P knows how...





This is a shark:

~~~/\~~~

This is Big Brother 8:

BB8

This has been the last few weeks:


BB8 ~~~/\~~~


BB8
~~~/\~~~


BB8

~~~/\~~~


BB8
~~~/\~~~


~~~/\~~~ BB8


That is all.
 
 
Glenn Close But No Cigar
20:54 / 16.07.07
Haus, imagining a fictional, post-match interview with went-to-Yale-on-a-football-scholarship-contemporary-art-star Matthew Barney:

"Great match, Matt, terrific long passing. Will you be celebrating tonight?"

"Well, Gene, I'm going to sink a brewski or two with the boys, call my mom in Pittsburgh, stab Normal Mailer in the gall bladder with a car aerial and then force myself slowly through an anus-like aperture sculpted into the bottom of a child's paddling pool."
 
 
Ticker
13:10 / 19.07.07
Another Haus quote:

It's just so depressing to see how easy it is for somebody to turn themselves into a temporary-visa troll, and also how attractive it is. A bit of self-delusion, a bit of laziness, a bit of moral cowardice and there you are - boom! You're on a visitor's visor to Douchitania.

I think it's the discovery of the regal land of Douchitania that puts it over for me.
I think it's a duchy, and so would have a Duke or Duchess?
 
 
Triplets
13:15 / 19.07.07
It would have a Dooky or Douchess.
 
 
Triplets
13:19 / 19.07.07
And, while I'm here, Corey Waits writes the most unself-conscious barbequote of the month

Anyway, good to see you around these parts JH (I can call you JH can't I?).
 
 
Triplets
13:21 / 19.07.07
I'll be bookmarking your blog and keeping an eye out for the launch of the store.

"And sleeping outside your house, and looking through your window, and I will love you and squeeze you and call you George... Is it okay if I call you George?"
 
 
HCE
14:56 / 19.07.07
I have to give it to that guy (JH) for apologizing so gracefully, though. We could use more of that. Turned the thread right around.
 
 
Triplets
15:45 / 19.07.07
Yeah, to be fair that guy is a class act.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:08 / 19.07.07
Yes. A class act I am proud to call friend (I can call you friend can't I, friend?)
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:17 / 20.07.07
Archabyss: It won't be long before a soap character get done by the police for smoking in a pub or the soap pub gets a fine for smoking on their premises in a storyline.

Evil Scientist: This will, in fact, form the central theme of the next series of Spooks.

I want this to happen.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
20:16 / 22.07.07
Damn you, gays.

Hector Lima's typo in the ASS thread.
 
 
The Falcon
09:10 / 23.07.07
That it should be followed shortly by the classic comicbook typo

Sperman tied to a rocket and orgasmically screaming while being shot into space

makes me a little suspect.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
21:53 / 23.07.07
In similar vein, in the Gold Digger thread Decadent Nightfalling wrote:

ideas, politics, the eternal questions of manking

Since he was talking about Vertigo Comics, it's evens whether it was meant to be 'mankind' or 'wanking'.
 
 
This Sunday
23:21 / 23.07.07
Come now, Vertigo books have a long history of dealing wtih mankings, from the Cthuloid and Jack in The Invisibles to the gibbering inbred manking of Preacher. Also, yes, mankind and wanking. Gold Digger's a bit lacking in these sometimes.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:08 / 01.08.07
A politician with a poo-related vice - clap clap. A conspiracy theory - clap clap. Some grown-up swears - clap clap. Dildos - a flock of strange birds struggles to fly free of their constraining wrists.

Haus.
 
 
Mistoffelees
14:01 / 03.08.07
I frequently open my inbox to find penis enlargement advertisements from the Managing Director.

Out of context quote from jamesPD, found in the Questions and Answers - Part 3 thread.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
20:48 / 03.08.07
Normally I can't stand Iron Man unless he's completely shit-faced,

The best thing from the 'Iron Man' Film thread by a loooooong stretch.
 
 
Quantum
18:16 / 07.08.07
What am I, Pope Mordant the First?

Class.
 
 
Papess
22:13 / 07.08.07
...and sass!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
16:15 / 08.08.07
Jamie, in the What's the worst comic you ever read? thread:

DEARs (sic) is about an alien race that comes to Earth. They're all beautiful boys and girls, and they've been socially and genetically engineered to be slaves, and nothing but. And it's a romantic comedy! Except there's no romance, just disturbing misogyny, and no comedy, just disturbing misogyny.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:36 / 13.08.07
It was like being stalked by a Chick tract in sportswear.

Mordant/TTS.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:00 / 16.08.07
Mr Dawkins, speaking logically...

how do you, from propositions

1) you're fairly plain-looking

2) you have a really annoying voice

and

3) you're married to Lalla Ward

come to the conclusion that there is no God?


Stoatie nails it.
 
 
Spaniel
08:30 / 17.08.07
I've always thought Dawkins was quite handsome, in an intense, pointed face sort of way
 
 
grant
12:53 / 17.08.07
He speaks quite highly of you, as well.
 
 
Spaniel
09:18 / 18.08.07
I think we just get a bit weird in the head during these long stretches between issues.

Papers in the ASS thread.

I suppose you really need to visit comics regularly to get the hilarious truth of it.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:36 / 20.08.07
Janean Patience, in the Wolverine thread, with the loaded quip:

You cannot put Judge Dredd into War and Peace and expect it to work.

But he would have got Crime and Punishment over with in double time. "Turn yourself in, Raskolnikov. No? Heat-seeker! Meat wagon needed. Body for Resyk."
 
 
Dead Megatron
14:56 / 26.08.07
I know it's horrid and I've probably lost the last 2 months of photos and art work, but Daaaaamn! That was one awesome explosion!

Venger, in Random Thougths, living life like there were no tomorrow.
 
 
Blake Head
00:16 / 27.08.07
The highly crushable LTIY/Mordant aka “The Hunter” explains Drizzt Do'Urden’s recent fall into hard times over in the cocaine thread:

Damn. I always wondered what happened to him after he left the Underdark. Don't tell me--he pawned his scimitars for crack, right? I guess being an m-sub devotee of a spider Goddess doesn't look so bad now.

Not Twinkle! I mean, damn, I knew I’d lost touch with the later books, but I hadn’t quite expected them to deal with this level of gritty realism. Anyway, respect to Salvatore for addressing these important social issues.
 
  

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