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I love the AvP thread so much right now:
The idea is that you can perform and imitate realistic violence, since knives, guns and bats are more or less available. But you can´t burst out of someone´s chest, spit metal eating acid at them or blow yourself up with a nuke you carry as a wristwatch.
is just beautiful deadpan by Mistoffeles. And Gypsy Lantern's:
If I could write the screenplay, I'd set the action in Rio de Janeiro's slums.
That would be ace. Sort of like "City of Predators", with a Tropicalia/bossa nova soundtrack, coked-up aliens, and a spattering of Candomble. I would also like to see "Predator 3: The harder they predator" set in Kingston, Jamaica and starring Jimmy Cliff as an intergalactic rudebwoy predator trying to make it in the cutthroat music business, cornering his prey in the ghetto while singing "You can get it if you really want", and leading inevitably to a big aliens versus predators soundclash at the end of the film.
Is maybe my favourite Barbelith post this year. |
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