your ass, as they say, is grass unless you pull a Frewer gem out of it. Like "I'd love to explain my complex ideas on intergenerational mores amongst the economically disenfranchised, but at the moment I am just too disheartened by Matt Frewer's lacklustre performance as Sherlock Holmes in a series of tele-films circa 2000." This will spark off a round of rousing debate as to Frewer's appropriateness for the role and whether any non-British actor should be allowed to tackle Holmes, including even Frewer, the thespian's thespian.
This is rarely used, but almost always works. The "Frewer Gambit," as it is now known, has gotten me out of a number of jams and is solely responsible for my survival to date. Use it judiciously, but not with abandon, and good luck.
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