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Quantum

14:09 / 05.10.06

Thatcher was an sinister manipulating old crone before it was cool.

From that same post. I heart Spyder.

Triplets

15:43 / 07.10.06

Pete Doherty, IRL! lets us know how It's been going*

It has been brought to my attention that The General, although a dab hand with a crack pipe and shiv, is really quite shit at toasting. While this doesn't much differentiate him from any other members of the band (the bassist can't play guitar, I can't write lyrics or indeed music - but who cares, right? It's about the feeling!) me and the guys have chosen to operate a policy of last in, first out, and have - not without some difficulty, I might add - chucked him out.

It's all very sad, and so on, and I personally found it a draining emotional experience and was forced to drown my sorrows by having anal with Kate Moss (this is a euphemism for taking heroin) for a couple of very gruelling days.

I lol'd.

* you know, it's going to be a long while before artistic capitalisation mid-sentence doesn't remind me of Parodius Wankshaft.

Triplets

02:52 / 14.10.06

ROSEBUD IS THE SLED YOU FUCKING CRYBABIES

Jack Fear on spoilers

miss wonderstarr

21:11 / 14.10.06

Our Lady of the Godlike Genius

Wolverine versus the Power of Love? Sure, Wolverine has an adamantium skeleton but the power of love is a curious thing that makes one man weep and another man sing.

I really don't ever "lol" at anything I read online but that made me crack a rare, rare smile.

Olulabelle

23:21 / 14.10.06

That is so funny, and I really did LOL too.

ghadis

23:52 / 14.10.06

Mistoffelees...

Why get people punished for buying shirts?

For some reason that, has had me pissing myself for the last couple of days.

Jack The Bodiless

00:17 / 15.10.06

As for the facehuggers--come on, look at the things. They're a pair of hands and a fanny.

Technical note - I believe the facehugger employs a stiffened proboscis to inseminate the victim. So, basically, it's a pair of hands and a cock. Kind of an ur-teenaged boy.

miss wonderstarr

15:36 / 15.10.06

The line about the power of love is making me "laugh" (inside) again, even re-reading my quoting of it on here. I think I could read it again and again. It's the mock-naive utter deadpan that makes it so perfect. Basically, I wish I'd written it at just that moment of the thread.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:10 / 15.10.06

LSD is great for non-torture situations

A great bit of clarification from Kirk Ultra in the Interrogation Techniques thread.

Mistoffelees

07:35 / 16.10.06

I´m happy for making you merry, armed with madness, and thanks for quoting me!

Here´s one quote, where, if we had signatures, I could use the bold stuff. It´s inspired:

"First let it be known that the human known as "Mist" is a liar. He has doctored these "photographs" so that his own perversion apears to be the perversion of Pooh and friends. His ways are dark, his sins are many. Be sure, growing minions, that when the time comes he will be amongst the first to go."

- Winnie the Pooh aka Princess Swashbuckling = HOT in the shady Winnie the Pooh versus EVERYONE! *NSFW PICS* thread.

Quantum

12:41 / 16.10.06

Stoatquote again, it's just after this pillow post by Mist, go look.

Triplets

00:32 / 18.10.06

And there was one who I thought would be an interesting one night engagement and then I saw him dance and it was like watching Santa get kicked to death.

Swashbuckling. Perfect.

Princess

09:45 / 18.10.06

Thanks Mist, thanks Triplets. Is it telling that I was drunk when I wrote both of those?

Mistoffelees

11:33 / 18.10.06

No, because there are no typos!

Princess

14:31 / 18.10.06

Me? Typos? When drunk? Pshht. Perish the thought.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

17:26 / 19.10.06

Mirror, dreaming of birth: Basically, you can't measure anything without "touching" it, and touching a particle or wave alters it, even if you're only touching it with light.

Not because of comedy, but because of elegance. Especially the last bit, "even if you're only touching it with light." It's not a terribly concrete verb, to touch, but it has this understated beauty to it that isn't used enough.

ONLY NICE THINGS

16:50 / 26.10.06

And that's where my patience abruptly ran out; for me to work to play a game I was no longer enjoying, that had beautiful environments and graphics but no real playability, that conspicuously failed to live up to its potential and disappointed with every new level... it was too much.

As a final expression my contempt for the game I logged onto the map editor and created an island in the shape of an enormous cock and balls.

Wolf From the Door expressed his disappointment with Far Cry: Instincts. I bet God had to resist the temptation a few times.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:15 / 26.10.06

While trawling the Music forum, I just found this quote from Solitaire Rose back in cocking 2002.

And dammit, punk is for people who want to name their kids Sheena because Joey Ramone made it a great name.

Dogs count, yes?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:45 / 28.10.06

'm off my very face and lula said I hould post in the drunk thread byt there are many derun tk threadsw and this one had a pirate aND I AM PRINCESS SWASHBUCKINLNG AND Pirates are sqwashbuckling so there and hahahajh

Princess Swashbuckling (as was) becomes my favourite drunk lateshifter with one sentence.

Princess

13:14 / 28.10.06

Thanks. Alcohol makes me quotable once again.

Just out of interest, where is the *actual* drunk thread?

Olulabelle

13:17 / 28.10.06

I don't know but I still maintain you should have posted in it. That's the highest standard of quality drunkness we've had for ages.

Tsuga

13:48 / 28.10.06

Alcohol makes me quotable once again.
I think you often seem quotable undrunk, as well.
But frankly, I was waiting for you to show up in the hangover thread today. Probably a good sign that you didn't.

Princess

13:49 / 28.10.06

Well kids, it's just a matter of practice, determination and time.

I'm lying. It's mainly just a matter of time.

Spyder Todd 2008

19:25 / 28.10.06

Nick- I'm having a major problem with this whole thing: I keep mixing him up with Mick Foley, who is clearly not the same.

Haus- One writes pages of fiction, the other writes to pages for friction.

There are days when Haus is far too clever for his own good.

iamus

04:59 / 29.10.06

Just out of interest, where is the *actual* drunk thread?

Click me!

Papess

21:31 / 29.10.06

"...but generally speaking the kind of person who'll talk about hir experiences of fucking incubi/succubi on a public message board is either the kind of person who is soulbonded to the ghost of Anakin Skywalker and is astrally pregnant with his twin babies, or the kind of person who likes to talk about how ze's just dumped Aphrodite for being too clingy."

MC helping out Digital Horus Eye in the "Stupid" magick, religion and spirituality questions" thread. I especially like the bit about Aphrodite.

Dead Megatron

11:20 / 30.10.06

By the time I was half way through the quote, I was already saying o mayself "this is MC's fo'sure"

Quantum

15:59 / 30.10.06

Compare this;
Robert Anton Wilson "is" one who is not "is." Perhaps we may describe him as a psychedelic philosopher, a postmodern trickster, an intellectual comedian, a twister ripping through the psyche. He first came to prominence as an editor of Playboy in the 1960s. link

with this;

It's so good that there is someone willing to stand up and be counted. To tell us that the Emperor is not wearing any clothes. To be as the court jester, who played the valuable role of speaking the truOH DEAR SWEET HOLY FUCK I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPP

...and you can see why I love Barbelith, and specifically a Heart wreathed in Flame. Calling shenanigans so you don't have to since 2001, helping ensure we notice things that happened since Leary.

Mon Oncle Ignatius

00:49 / 31.10.06

Flyboy rides again: I would apologise for insulting you, only it strikes me as the only morally defensible position to take.

Evil Scientist

07:56 / 31.10.06

The Doctor is in!

You're fucking right conflict exists and is occurring right now, I am conflicting with you, not because we are competing for female monkeys or bonobos and throwing them from the tree but because you are talking shit and I object strenuously to it.

Quantum in the "Stupid" Magick, Spirituality, and Religion Questions thread.

Quantum

10:15 / 31.10.06

Anyway, since ths actitude mine bother people im the temple, i move here because I think i'm not babbling nonsense.

Digital Horus Eye. I weep for the species.

Olulabelle

10:19 / 31.10.06

Far funnier is Ex's response:

...my first thought of a response was a string of question marks and a photocopy of my scrotum.

Olulabelle

21:43 / 31.10.06

For the most interesting introduction paragraph I have read in a long while, here is squareye:

Is there still space for one more at the back of the class. I missed the bus and had to hitch a ride from a guy who had had two different colour eyes (one green and one red). He said he knew the secret at the centre of the universe, but I told him I had already read the etiquette guide on Barbelith and that was just asking to get flamed, so I didn't pursue the point.

I think that's a really cool first ever post.

iamus

02:45 / 01.11.06

Barbelith's favourite double-act, Electrix and Keggers.

Triple posting : Lateshift stylee

Triplets

19:24 / 02.11.06

Either way, if Jack Thompson finds out he'll, to use a phrase from my own school days, 'have an eppy'. Murder-simulators are one thing, but boy-kissing? Not on Jack's watch! Jack's a man who likes his beer cold and his boys not making out.

P to the H to the E to the X, on Rockstar's new videogammatica. Boys? Kissing? In school? If only magic were involved.

And capes.

And pointy hats.

And firm wands.

And mmm.

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