Official ninja webpage? Well, where's the instructions for the ninja death touch? If you're gonna call your page the official ninja webpage, you need those instructions posted somewhere.
Oh well, what do you expect from people who run around in pajamas?
Ninjas are mammals? Wow, learn something new everyday, i guess.
BTW, am I the only one who thinks this thread shouold have been titled "I want to give a shout out to my Ninjas cuz y'all be hard-core Ninjas. Keep it r'yall, Ninja!"
The reason pirates don't have webpages is because they're too busy doing piratical things. Ninjas have far too much free time because their services are outdated.
Well, if by "doing piratical things" you mean "running like squirrels to avoid getting their heads chopped off by Ninjas", then yeah, I suppose you're right.
Pirates can't flee in their ships if the Ninja has already stowed away on board, and then jumped out from behind the mainbrace just as the pirate was splicing it. Then the pirate would have to run.
A pirate isn't going to run on his own ship, he'll stand and fight. A ninja's cheaply made katana can't stand up to the high quality steel of a pirate's cutlass.
A Ninja's katana (Ninja sword) is made out of special Ninja steel to an ancient magical recipe based on the precepts of real ultimate power. It would cut the pirate's cutlass into 67 different pieces. But the pirate would already be dead by then anyway.
Ninjas were little more than farmers/rapists/thieves and other lowlifes. Most of them wouldn't know one end of a sword from another. On the other hand, pirates were often thrown into life or death situations so they learned quickly and would be far more proficient with an edge weapon than Song PeePee, the sheep herder.
Pirates are lowlifes who won't even eat fruit because they are so lame they think having scurvy is sweet. Most of them only steal gold and jewels from fat rich old guys who are asleep- although that's still a Life or Death Situation for a pirate. Meeting a Ninja would be a Death or More Death Situation for your average pirate.
Well at least pirates steal. What do ninjas do? Sit around in their pajamas and make silly webpages. Not all pirates had scurvy, anyway scurvy makes you more ferocious.
You expect me to believe that ninjas have money raining down on them? Awesome? I don't know....I could see it if they wore some neat ninja armour or something.
It doesn't have to be protective armour. Look, the black pajamas are cool and everything, but I need to see some spikes, some leather, maybe a demonic-looking mask.
Ninjas lack a history of boozy songs about the open sea. Which clearly makes them worse, fighting-wise, than pirates, who do. And can distract their victims with tales of deck-swabbing and keelhauling and such.
TMNT?!? If you showed TMNT or TMNT2 to a real Ninja, he would watch it for maybe 0.00001 of a microsecond before flipping out and killing the entire cinema and all the shops next door and everyone near the cinema and even some people who happened to read about the film in Time Out.
Right. But, the monkey and the parrot will avenge the death of the pirates. You are of course aware that no ninja can stand up to the wrath of an enraged monkey and rabid parrot, right?
Id like to point out that the amount of damage a ninja sword can inflict is insignificant when compared to the awsome amount of damage inflicted by being force-fed a cannonball.
Pirates rule.
They have rhum...ninja's have saki (pirates win)
Ninja's are quiet..Pirates have kick ass drinking songs (pirates again)
Pirates have ships..ninja walk.
Pirates ships sound like swear words (frigates)ninja boots sound like a cat (tabby) (so far, Pirates 3 ninja 0)
Pirates have had many cool movies about them..Ninja's had those Sho Kusugi flicks...(Tie (what can I saw I liked those sho kusugi movies)
Pirates had "The Pirates of Darkwater" cartoon..Ninja's had Stormshadow. (Pirates once more)
I could continue but at this point its futile..Pirates win.
The only good thing about pirates is that they no longer exist (except in poor white trash neighborhoods where they rape and pillage their own people). The Pogues made pirates seem cool for awhile but that was just Shane's cool rubbing off.
Actually pirates do still exist..still stopping ship snad plundering them. How are the ninja's these days???
and to add to my earlier post:
Ninja's have no Lego's. Pirate lego not only exist but have their own playset!!!
And when did Garfield ever dress up like a ninja and sing songs?
Well he dress up as a pirate for the halloween episode and sang the following:
"50 men all out to sea
all were drunk except for me.
T'was I who had to brave the storm
without a bottle to keep me warm
Yohohoho over the raging sea we go!
Yohohoho a pirates life for me!"
Now if that's not ultimate proof that pirates exude uber-coolness then I dont know what is.
When did Garfield ever dress up like a ninja and sing songs? Now if that's not ultimate proof that pirates exude uber-coolness then I dont know what is.
No. Not closed. Ye scurvy dogs, ye. (Oh shit... I can feel an attack of the "putting Arrrr! on the end of every post"s kicking in again.)
Pirates are way cool because they wear big hats and sing drinking songs. And have a skull'n'crossbones. And parrots. And they go all round the world being the scourge of the seven seas and visit cool places where they have monkeys and stuff, and dubloons. And they make more noise so obviously they rock harder.
Ninjas DO have their own legos (see above), and also they can make noise if they want to, like when a Ninja has singlehandedly cut 174 pitates into bite-sized chunks with his Ninja star (Ninja wepon) he might decide to wail on a guitar for a while.
