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The madness of John Byrne

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:54 / 07.01.05
I just hope that if it goes sour over there none of their more rabid members follows it back to here

And they'd go about registering how exactly?
 
 
diz
19:20 / 07.01.05
i think the great experiment is over. sigh.

i consider this a failure on my part. i couldn't stop diz from bleeding over into Terry.
 
 
diz
19:21 / 07.01.05
preserved in case it gets deleted:

[QUOTE=Terry McMahon]
[QUOTE=Rob Hewitt]
You really are a fool aren't you?
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jeff Stockwell]

I'm through with this argument. Rational discourse requires both sides to
be rational and you are not.[/QUOTE]

i appreciate the personal insults, really. i've never insulted anyone in my time here, and it's good to know that that's reciprocated.

everyone warned me about the people on this board, but i just assumed it was more of the same elitist Byrne-bashing. oh, well. this has been a nice way to be proven wrong.

good-bye.

[/QUOTE]
 
 
FinderWolf
19:35 / 07.01.05
hey, it's okay. No worries...let them all have their vicious little crazy colony over there.
 
 
Mr Tricks
20:52 / 07.01.05
Ironic that you're being complemented here WRT your efforts over in JB (BJ?) land and at the same time being insulted by the inhabitants over their for prettymuch the same thing; intelligence.

Don't feel badly about the "experiment" your efforts outstripped anything the majority of "us" would attempt. Sit back and enjoy the huggles/snuggles you've earn in providing such voyeristic thrills . . .
 
 
Haus of Mystery
21:32 / 07.01.05
Interesting that the fuckwits are having a big political debate with little robotman icons and pictures of Captain Marvel everywhere. Horrible big babymen with beards.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:44 / 08.01.05
Well done, diz. You must have done a pretty good job of restraint (far better than I could have managed, anyway)- a couple of them actually seem quite apologetic about the manner of Terry's leaving.
And you didn't get banned.
 
 
Benny the Ball
09:23 / 08.01.05
I found the robot head things too frightening to comprehend - wasn't one of them listed as a security robot or something.

Since when did John Byrne earn the right to dish out Doom Patrol stuff to his fawning minions?
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
22:39 / 08.01.05
I think you were doing the lord's work over there, diz. It's hard enough for me to talk to that kind of people in real life, so how you managed to stay there for so long on your own free will, I'll never know. Consider yourself Barbe-crushed.

When this thread first started, I thought that John Bryne was a funny little man who said stupid things for me to laugh at. It's hard to comprehend that this stuff is what goes on inside a real grown man's head on a daily basis. and that he has a cult of people who think just as he does. Eeew.
 
 
_Boboss
11:19 / 11.01.05
i'm almost a bit afraid to post this, it seems to go too too far but

he thinks the onion is a serious newspaper
 
 
Haus of Mystery
11:34 / 11.01.05
What is it, Michael Moore?

Mmm.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:11 / 11.01.05
Thank you Gumbitch... that's the best Byrne link EVER.

Seriously, this gets weird. I only read his boards when directed there by something from here, yet still some of my closest friends are worrying that I spend too much time reading them and pissing myself laughing.

And I shouldn't, because Alzheimer's isn't funny.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:13 / 11.01.05
(btw... the "seriously" in my second paragraph wasn't meant to imply that I didn't mean the first bit. That IS the best Byrne link ever. Even some of his 'bots seem... well, bemused, I guess.)
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:15 / 11.01.05
Hmm ... do you think 'JB' will reply to the people who have corrected him on his error? I'm taking NO bets.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
23:18 / 14.01.05
FUCKING HELL PEOPLE
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
23:45 / 14.01.05
To summarize:
"Isn't it about time Black people got insulted by
Hollywood constantly pillaging White culture for
material?"

"It sort of makes sense that a current-day film about a sewer worker and a bus driver and their NYC apartment life might now be non-white"

...ugh.
 
 
Benny the Ball
08:09 / 15.01.05
Isn't it great when some idiot tries to dress racist crap up in liberal understanding...

Got to love that wonderful, rich and colourful blackness...just don't let them near anything that he holds dear.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
16:02 / 15.01.05
There is no "White experience", any more than there
is a "Black experience". To suggest otherwise is to
paint an entire race with one stroke of a single
brush.

However, "The Honeymooners" was about the
specific experiences of a quartet of White people at a
particular time, in a particular place. Doing it in
blackface will either lose the points of the original
show, or lose any point in changing the races.


Is it "blackface" when a black (Black) actor plays a role? I thought "blackface" was a white guy dressing up black, like a minstrel show.

Is it "blackface" to have an African-American playing Kingpin or Ford Prefect, or Harvey Dent?
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
17:34 / 15.01.05
Oh god, no one's brought up Mos Def yet. I'm really fucking tempted to give these suckers a prod.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:35 / 15.01.05
STIFF's shoulder devil: Do it! Doooo it!
 
 
charrellz
02:06 / 16.01.05
STIFF's shoulder angel: WAIT! Must find popcorn first. . .


OK. Proceed.
 
 
diz
05:43 / 16.01.05
he also defended Prince Harry's choice of costume. fun guy.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:01 / 16.01.05
I signed up to the John Byrne forum last night, and already it looks like my membership has been suspended.

I mean I don't think I really said anything all that bad...
 
 
diz
21:24 / 16.01.05
what did you say?
 
 
Just Add Water
10:52 / 19.01.05
Could somebody please start a thread about Dave Sim over there? I'm really, really curious about how it would turn out.
 
 
Bed Head
13:05 / 19.01.05
Y’all have seen the Neal Adams thread, right? It’s pretty famous.

In brief: JB sounds off about sloppy pencils, using something some inker dude possibly once said to him about Neal Adams as an ‘example’.

Then: Neal Adams signs up to the forum, to put him straight. In a stately, dignified, ‘think what you’re doing to your reputation here, John’ kind of way. Byrne flusters, doesn’t apologise, tries to justify what he said. Neal Adams repeats his points, for the hard of thinking. A little more forceful.

By now, a hundred wormy JBF sycophants don’t know quite what to say, because, well, it’s Neal fucking Adams, man. Bizarrely, the conversation drifts onto the price of burgers today. Then some genius decides to post a few scans of Neal Adams’ pencils. The entire JBF suddenly realises how they’ve all been pissing their lives away, worshipping a decidedly second-string ‘talent.’

Well, okay, not that last bit, not quite. But all the ‘John-you’re-being-eaten-by-your-forum’ stuff, all that rings absolutely 100% true. In the movie of that thread, Neal Adams would be played by Sam Elliot. He’s that cool.
 
 
Bed Head
13:06 / 19.01.05
Ah, I mean, voila
 
 
diz
13:25 / 19.01.05
Neal Adams is so money. there's another Byrne vs. Adams thread here, where Byrne critiques Adams' suggestion for a Batman redesign.
 
 
_Boboss
15:16 / 19.01.05
that one about the batman costume is amazing. you know the guy with the manga girl avatar with the bouncing tits? wouldn't it be great to meet him in real life and kick him to death (not that he's the worst poster there by any means)?

byrne can't even spell 'Lyotard' properly.(yes, gambit is a wanker)

someone post up a link to this thread there, please. i feel bad talking about them behind their back. and post a link to the 'madness of john byrne' thread on the v forum too. 'fact, i might do a search and see how many 'madness of john byrne' threads there are on the internet...
 
 
_Boboss
15:18 / 19.01.05
oh, and neal adams is dead good in that thread, but he does have odd ideas about how continents form. though y'know, maybe he's right and they are just really big trees made of rock...
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
20:59 / 19.01.05
Oh Lord, these aren't Byrne and Adams; they're all the same gibbering schizophrenic in a darkened, ivy-covered, all-but-abandoned estate somewhere in Maine that no one other than Stephen King has ever heard of, aren't they? It'd be like Fight Club if there was an ounce of true testosterone to be passed around.

/+,
 
 
miss wonderstarr
21:19 / 19.01.05
Fabulous thread. Adams, previously unnoticed, speaks out from the shadows of Byrne's baby Robot Club like Clint Eastwood. For a while, I was thinking this is really a privilege, watching a titan of comics discussing Batman with someone who, while less inspiring, is still a pretty major professional player.

Then I saw the fan pointing out that Byrne hadn't really had much role in shaping Batman, and Byrne's response:

----------
My contributions to Batman are indeed "minimal".
Yours, however, are nonexistant. Do the math.
----------

And I realised I was watching a titan talking to a tit.
 
 
Bed Head
21:41 / 19.01.05
That guy’s comeback seemed fucking brilliant, though.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
08:13 / 20.01.05
It is priceless how Byrne complacently says "I'll paste in some of my 'layouts' so you can see what I mean", and attaches a workmanlike page of average pencils.

Then, a page later, someone suggests "I have a few pages of Neal's pencils if anyone's interested", and there follows a rush of absolutely stunning finished artwork, blowing "JB" clean out of the water.
 
 
Planet B
18:35 / 20.01.05
I can't believe I read the whole 10-page thread about The Honeymooners... Byrne really doesn't know what a racist he is, does he? If you read the whole thing, his point always comes back to race.

Why are they explointing white culture like that? Can't they get their own movies?

Somehow, I have a feeling he was deeply offended by The Wiz, which is noticably absent from the discussion when he brings up adaptations of The Wizard of Oz.

And I, for one, would loooove to see them tackle Dave Sim.
 
  

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