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There's a café nearby which has a board outside it which I swore was advertising
Builder's breakfast
12 eggs, bacon, sausage,
2 toast tea or coffee etc. etc.
Wow!, I thought. Was that for builders or body-builders? I know those paving stones they're busy re-laying on the High Street are heavy work ,but...12 eggs. Impressive. And how would they fit on the plate? Scrambled, fried - or as a huge omelette?
So when I went back to check, I finally noticed the slightly sloppily-chalked parentheses which surrounded the menu: (2 eggs, bacon, sausage, 2 toast tea or coffee). |
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