I threw my deformed infant child into a river in the hope he would grow up in the sewer raised by penguins, eventually finding work with an evil circus. I think I may have missed the point a bit.

Jack Fear

20:15 / 19.12.07

Indeed you did: You have to wait too long for the payoff!

Knives, man. What's quicker than knives?

Mug Chum

20:35 / 19.12.07

Fear.

This Sunday

20:55 / 19.12.07

Fear.

Don't make me take you to school. In chemistry.

I've got rubber sculpted nipples, gratuitous ass-shots, and a goddamm Bat-credit card. If that can't kill me, what can?

ghadis

21:12 / 19.12.07

I've started a sick lookalike Joker thread in the conversation as i'm finding it so much fun. So this thread does get bogged up etc...

The Falcon

21:12 / 19.12.07

From out of NOWHERE I start thinking about the KID.

About whether I've SAVED his life-- or WRECKED it.

I've never been all that good with people.

ghadis

21:39 / 19.12.07

CHIN up...Thats a good boy!!...Just BREATHE! Thats it. Thats it. THATS a good boy....

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

21:41 / 19.12.07

This is a war, Falcon. You may be a child but, goddamn it, you're a child named after a bird and you're going to put on these ridiculous tights because they're a uniform, goddamn it, and you are a soldier, so you need to wear a uniform, goddamn. Even if you're a child. Even if they're a little revealing and brightly coloured. Uniform.

iamus

21:44 / 19.12.07

you're a child named after a bird

As I found out only a day or two ago, this is not the case. Apparently he's named for Robin Hood. And originally wanted a hood as part of his getup. But Batman wouldn't let him. Because he's a Godamned Bastard.

This Sunday

21:50 / 19.12.07

Children, pull on your tights!

And give'em hell!

[I am futuergoddammedbatman! I'm bald, badass, and boy did I screw up with Dick!]

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

21:50 / 19.12.07

"Hood? A hood would hide your face too easily -- I mean, it would obstruct your view in battle. BATTLE! Because we're soldiers! I don't encourage hoods, not in this war -- and especially not red hoods, you little bastard! Now, put on these elf-booties."

akira

10:15 / 20.12.07

This threads gone batshit crazy since the trailer came out.

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:04 / 20.12.07

Well, the more actual content there is, the more reluctant people will be actually to talk about it. When the film actually comes out, this thread will be a wasteland.

iamus

12:14 / 20.12.07

It's the sad but honest truth.

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:19 / 20.12.07

Well, you know, unless I see it, say something and Hieronymus wants to troll me. That's a possible - in cock-awful moderator world.

Otherwise, quietness.

iamus

12:24 / 20.12.07

Endure.

You can be the outcast.

You can make the choice no-one else will face.

Mug Chum

12:38 / 20.12.07

Well I still think it's more fun than other boards I've been glancing at. From 2 minutes of cut-explosions, it spawns "It'll be the best (of the year)/(superhero movie)/(movie ever), period". "It sucks, (he looks like a tranny)/(doesn't look like the Joker in 'Batman 431')/(it's too x and not enough y like in my headmovie that'll never be made)/(he looks like beetlejuice*)".

*I really have no answer for that in my head. Hit me!
(that was my joker picture for the thread, but I didn't want to be much telling of how I really am like Batman. My appointment to make myself like George Clooney is only next week)

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:51 / 20.12.07

What, you're going to watch Syriana?

Mug Chum

13:09 / 20.12.07

I heard good things, but is it really that magical?
(I should warn you, I'm a very ugly-looking conservative)

And this next piece, not even from a forum, but from a brazillian cultural news blog. I shit you not, it's a tone of extreme journalistic seriousness.

"It's a fact. Everybody was on their toes, scared, when Ledger was announced. Can you imagine? The guy had done a homosexual role (ok, pitcher), then how would he do something so opposite? I mean, something so scary? Something truly frightening? Seeing him now, I don't miss Jack Nicholson."

Should I have posted on the URGH convo thread?

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:21 / 20.12.07

NEWSFLASH!

Apparently, Mark Millar had a _major_ script editing role on "The Dark Night". Expect Ledger to refer back to his Oscar-nominated role quite a bit.

Axolotl

13:27 / 20.12.07

Christ. Just what we need: A Batman obsessed with anal rape.

Janean Patience

14:53 / 20.12.07

There is a film with Batman in again
His costume covers all but chin again
He do fight and he do win again
Good old Batman Finnegan (begin again)

iamus

15:14 / 20.12.07

That put a smile on my face.

Mug Chum

15:15 / 20.12.07

Just what we need: A Batman obsessed with anal rape.

PM me and I'll send you my fanfic. It's really realistic, in prison, kinda like Frank Miller meets Mark Millar. It's what the film should be like.

He do fight and he do win again

How do you know that? You have the shooting script? Give it to me!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

15:30 / 20.12.07

i think the dark knight movie is a pretty cool guy. eh kills villians and doesn't afraid of anything.

Dead Megatron

17:28 / 20.12.07

And this next piece, not even from a forum, but from a brazillian cultural news blog

Which one? Me wants to stop by their talkback section and say a few things

Seth

21:15 / 20.12.07

It's been nearly two hours since anyone posted in this thread. Does nobody love Batman any more?

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