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Oh dear. : A thread about things that tick you off quite a bit, and might even elicit a frown.

 
  

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Mistoffelees
19:21 / 28.08.08
For me, the link still does not work (I tried Opera, Firefox, and IE). Now it is a "Session Cookie Error".
 
 
Tsuga
22:31 / 28.08.08
Can you still not read about A CASE OF TUNG NUT SENSITIVITY?
 
 
Mistoffelees
07:02 / 29.08.08
Yes, link works now! D. BLAIR MACAULAY, that´s an awesome name.
 
 
Janean Patience
17:06 / 29.08.08
Katy Perry's pretty annoying, with not wanting to know the name of the girl she kissed because she's "my experimental game," but it's all so teenager and immature I forgive it. But the motherfucking Pussycat Dolls, not content with making your girlfriend feel inadequate for not being a lapdancer, are now targeting the pre-teen market and telling them they should aspire to be lapdancers. It pisses me right off.
 
 
Janean Patience
18:18 / 29.08.08
Katy Perry afterthought: Somewhere in the gay bars of Utah, which I'm assuming Perry's from cause she's a Mormon, someone's singing I Kissed a Straight Girl (And She's Not Stopped Banging On About It Ever Since, How Vanilla Can You Get?)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:32 / 30.08.08
Oh my God, I think I just agreed with Peter Hitchens. Much more of this, and it'll be time to become an hero.
 
 
■
00:06 / 01.09.08
You had that horrible Question Time too, Stoats? For the P Hitch Daddy to be the only one talking sense, we are indeed screwed.
 
 
Automatic
06:51 / 02.09.08
On a nice date last night - lovely girl, Eisteddfod winner. Seemed quite cultured and intelligent, smart dresser too. After a few drinks and some nice smooches we're having a fag outside a bar. She says she needs to go to the toilet, I assume she's going to go into the bar and use theirs.

I was wrong, she walks into the middle of the empty, rainy street, hikes up her skirt, squats down and pisses all over the cobbles.

Just when I thought I was finally going to have a normal date... there's always a fly in the ointment.
 
 
The Idol Rich
08:12 / 02.09.08
Then what happened?
 
 
Automatic
09:41 / 02.09.08
Nothing, she came back, sat down and finished her drink. I didn't bring it up, and neither did she. It wasn't like she was howling drunk either, she'd only had 3 glasses of wine.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
10:01 / 02.09.08
And this ticked you off or elicited a frown because....?
 
 
Automatic
10:05 / 02.09.08
It made me raise my eyebrow and frown, more in puzzlement than annoyance. It perplexed me - was she trying to make some kind of statement?
 
 
ghadis
10:21 / 02.09.08
You're quite right Automatic. Ladies shouldn't make wee in the middle of the street. If i were you i would get in touch with your nearest Centre for Fallen Women and get them to haul the young trollop off. Then find yourself a nice young lady that wouldn't embarrass her man in such an ungainly way again. Honestly, the Eisteddfod isn't what it used to be.
 
 
Automatic
10:33 / 02.09.08
Don't be utterly ridiculous.

If I was on a date with a man I'd still be very confused if he foresook a toilet in a bar to piss in the middle of a street.
 
 
Mistoffelees
10:43 / 02.09.08
I don´t see why Automatic shouldn´t be puzzled by this excentric behaviour.
 
 
ghadis
10:50 / 02.09.08
Oh, i agree. And the little lady 'seemed quite cultured and intelligent, smart dresser too'. I would be quite ticked off as well. I would feel cheated.
 
 
ghadis
11:21 / 02.09.08
Don't be utterly ridiculous.

So,let me get this straight. Automatic goes on a date last night, during which his friend urinates in the street. This ticks Automatic off quite a bit and may even have elicited a frown, but not enough for him to bring up the matter with his friend but quite enough for him to write a slightly condescending post on a web forum the next day about it to be read by a group of strangers. It is doubtful that he will tell her that he has done this though.

If i was Automatics friend and i found out he'd done this behind my back i think next time i would piss on him. Unless he was on fire though.
 
 
ghadis
11:30 / 02.09.08
'Hello?..Yes, yes, i had a lovely evening. Yes we should do it again some time...Yes Friday would be great. I'll look forward to it. Oh, just one thing...I ws a bit annoyed that you pissed in the street. I didn't want to bring it up as we were having such a great time so instead i wrote about it the next morning online...oh, not many, a few hundred, it's not as busy as it used to be. Oh, just for a laugh really. They're counter-culture types thay love that sort of thing.'
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:47 / 02.09.08
Katy Perry's pretty annoying, with not wanting to know the name of the girl she kissed because she's "my experimental game," but it's all so teenager and immature I forgive it. But the motherfucking Pussycat Dolls, not content with making your girlfriend feel inadequate for not being a lapdancer, are now targeting the pre-teen market and telling them they should aspire to be lapdancers. It pisses me right off.

While all selling of anything to kids, whether by the Pussycat Dolls or the Roman Catholic Church, is dodgy and usually harmful, I find the Perry thing worse than the Pussy Cat Dolls thing. The personae the PDs act out seem at least happy and confident about being 'sexy', albeit in a distinctly mediated fashion, whereas Perry's whole 'I kissed a girl but I'm not a lesbian, innit' routine reduces sexual exploration to a bit of a twist, as it were, and nothing more, on heteronormativity ... I also get the feeling that the PDs personae are meant to be about performance, dancing, theatre and so on, whereas Perry's persona is supposed to be to do with the core of someone's personality (you know, I kissed a girl, me, I).

I suppose I also like that bit of auto-critique in the line 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' - it seems almost like an admission of the sheer fictionality of the Pussycat Doll persona (for which read also film characters, characters in books, etc, etc); how it's something inherently unnatainable and fantastical. Breaking the third wall, perhaps.

All of which comes with the caveat that I may be talking utter rubbish and would appreciate being told so if I am.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:51 / 02.09.08
Re: the pissing. I got the sense from A's post that he was perplexed by somebody, anybody, pissing in the street, rather than the fact that it was a woman pissing in the street (which would have been a silly thing to complain about, because men are 'allowed' to do it without much comment). Is that right, A?
 
 
ghadis
12:03 / 02.09.08
Perhaps, i'm just a bit grumpy today and i've always found these sort of Barbelith posts which talk about personal dates/unwanted pregnancys/deaths/relationships etc etc a bit icky and slightly disingenuous but they've always been a part of Barbelith for a percentage of posters. Consider it my thing for the day that elicits a frown.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:41 / 02.09.08
Am I the only one who's actually quite impressed by the pissing thing?
 
 
Automatic
12:42 / 02.09.08
Ghadis, I'm sorry if I've offended you, but when I say someone seemed 'intelligent, cultured and well-dressed' I don't mean it in any kind of condescending way. I'm not really sure how you could take these compliments as anything other than genuinely nice. I'm not exactly sure what image you have of me in your head, but you've completely got the wrong end of the stick if you think I'd be facile and overbearing enough to imply that someone is intelligent and cultured 'for a woman'.
 
 
illmatic
12:45 / 02.09.08
Am I the only one who's actually quite impressed by the pissing thing?

I'd find it a bit odd, I think.
 
 
ghadis
12:53 / 02.09.08
Ah, like i said Automatic, i'm just being a bit grumpy and argumentative today so sorry if i needlessly jumped down your throat a bit. I'm going to go to the pub now to drink guiness and finish off the new Ken MacLeod book so that may cheer me up.
 
 
trouble at bill
13:43 / 02.09.08
Re: the great pissing debate, i got the impression from Automatic's post that he was simply furious that she went without first offering him a golden shower?

Seriously, IMHO the simple point of the matter is that some people are just more hardcore about public wee-weeing than others. It may be helpful to bear in mind that a. Ghadis rarely complains about anything, and b. the last time i heard him complain it was because he had recently had to endure the sight of a junkie injecting himself in the cock. That is the sort of thing that ticks Ghadis off, and thus he is hardcore in a way most of us aren't, simple as that. Stoatie is also more hardcore than many though in a different way, because I think he has taken the behaviour as a Political Statement(TM).

Isn't it fascinating how a simple piddle in a puddle can provoke such a multitude of responses ranging from aesthetic revulsion to political admiration? What wonderfully variegated creatures we humans are, and what a diverse community Barbelith hosts.
 
 
illmatic
14:01 / 02.09.08
It was the fact it was on a date that I thought was odd. To reverse roles a bit, I wouldn't go and piss up the side of the pub where I out for the first time with someone I was enamoured with, and we'd been getting intimate. Most of my previous partners would have found that that a bit off, I think.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:21 / 02.09.08
Even if you pissed out a little love poem and a picture of a red rose, drawn in nature's ink drying on a wall?
 
 
The Idol Rich
14:51 / 02.09.08
Am I the only one who's actually quite impressed by the pissing thing?

I think I'm impressed too.
And I do agree it's a little odd, but I guess that quite often I like things that are a little odd. I just like the idea of her doing it and then nothing at all being said and the evening continuing just as before. Are you seeing her again?
 
 
ghadis
14:53 / 02.09.08
b. the last time i heard him complain it was because he had recently had to endure the sight of a junkie injecting himself in the cock.

Yea, that was an awful date. I think it'll be a fair while until i'm allowed back into that particular Angus Steak House.
 
 
Ruobhe
14:54 / 02.09.08
I think it's more of a personal disgust to public bathrooms that made that girl urinate outside. I cannot be sure, since I don't know the sanitary conditions of the bar, or the sanitary conditions of the street, but that's just my guess.
 
 
trouble at bill
14:58 / 02.09.08
i've suddenly become slightly freaked by the flagrant disregard for health and safety inherent in doing it right in the middle of a street, though. What if a car had come? Did she even consider the reduced breaking distances which go with wet weather? Silly fool.
 
 
Automatic
15:08 / 02.09.08
Well, she'd used the toilet in the bar numerous times before in the night, and just judging by the men's, it seemed like a fairly hygienic place.

Oh, and it was a pedestrianised street.

I'm meeting up with her for lunch tomorrow; Mexican food. I'm not going to bring the matter up, but, thinking about it I was 90% freaked out, and 10% intrigued...
 
 
trouble at bill
15:16 / 02.09.08
If it was a pedestrianised street someone could still have slipped and so her behaviouir was still reckless. In all seriousness, think you should ask her about it (preferably without letting on that you asked half the internet first). She'll probably have a perfectly reasonable explanation, like it was a Druid thing or summat.
 
 
Automatic
15:24 / 02.09.08
I don't think there was much chance of anyone slipping post-piss anymore than there already was pre-piss - it was raining furiously. Which made the whole thing slightly more confusing as she put on her coat and got pretty wet while doing it.

Maybe I should bring it up tomorrow over lunch.. Does anyone have any ideas how I can casually introduce this into conversation?
 
  

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