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Oh dear. : A thread about things that tick you off quite a bit, and might even elicit a frown.

 
  

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Quantum
16:01 / 02.09.08
Tyler Durden style- 'I'm just going for a slash. Hmm, a question of etiquette, do I use the bog or the street?'

Regiment- as a het man if my date pissed out a little love poem and a picture of a red rose, drawn in nature's ink drying on a wall, I would be fucking amazed and think of career options- that'd be phenomenal accuracy for a lady.
 
 
Quantum
16:03 / 02.09.08
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

Broken glass everywhere
People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away but I couldn't get far
'cuz a man with a tow truck repossessed my car

Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
Uh huh ha ha ha
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
 
 
Closed for Business Time
20:03 / 09.09.08
I should've voted for Goldie. Pft.
 
 
Triplets
20:29 / 09.09.08
Does anyone have any ideas how I can casually introduce this into conversation?

I love Barbelith.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
20:18 / 02.10.08
Easy target alart! Bill O'Reilly announces discovery of proof that God exists!

And it's his own sweet self.
 
 
Triplets
23:16 / 02.10.08
"a bold, fresh guy"

It's so easy to tell just what point someone stopped being down with his yoof and just started bolting on slang from the generation after.
 
 
Mistoffelees
06:20 / 03.10.08
Today is a holiday and some neighbour decided to start cooking. At 08.30 AM I awoke to a stench filling my whole appartment. I opened my door and the staircase is infested with it as is the backyard. I opened the windows facing the street to the autumn cold, but it doesn´t help. The stink is still here after 50 minutes of airing out the rooms.

Do I even want to know, what rotten meat they have in their potzs and pens? Reminds me that I saw a Buffy episode yesterday, where Teenagers were robbing body parts from the graveyard.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
05:01 / 09.10.08
Andy Burnham, have you ever actually been in a public library in the last ten years you enormous arse? The job is difficult enough without steaming thickpants like this opening their mouths without knowing whereof they speak...



... He's on Barbelith isn't he?
 
 
trouble at bill
16:38 / 09.10.08
He better fucking not be. I am myself about to strangle the next wretch who makes a mobile call while I'm trying to work. How anyone can even think of that in a library is quite beyond me, and yet they're practically gonna make it compulsory by the looks of this. This is a good bit though:

Campaigners said Mr Burnham was dodging the real issue of underfunding that had plagued libraries for years. Tim Coates ... a libraries campaigner said: "This ought to be about getting more reading books, particularly for children, not about turning libraries into fish and chip shops."
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:32 / 09.10.08
Tim Coates?

I, for one, welcome our new South African overlords.
 
 
Janean Patience
16:59 / 21.10.08
Perry's whole 'I kissed a girl but I'm not a lesbian, innit' routine reduces sexual exploration to a bit of a twist, as it were, and nothing more, on heteronormativity ... I also get the feeling that the PDs personae are meant to be about performance, dancing, theatre and so on, whereas Perry's persona is supposed to be to do with the core of someone's personality (you know, I kissed a girl, me, I).

Late reply, been locked out of Barbelith. Anyway, I was wrong to dismiss Perry as just annoying. While the lyrics indicate that this is just a girl surprised and a little frightened by the emergence of her own sexuality - many a lesbian begins by kissing a girl and being surprised at liking it - the accompanying image underlines your point that this is entirely about heteronormativity and girl-on-girl to titillate the lads. It's also clear that this was a supremely clever piece of marketing to launch Perry into the public consciousness as Someone You Fancy. She'll be in the FHM top 100 next year.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:25 / 22.10.08
Fuck you, Hackney Council!

Iain Sinclair is no longer invited to speak because he hates the Olympics.
 
 
Janean Patience
17:40 / 22.10.08
Also, according to today's Sun, Katie Perry is EVIL and KNIVES.
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:34 / 24.10.08
So it's the end of British Summertime this weekend, and I'm having to work. Not such a terror really because I therefore get an extra hour in bed right?

Wrong.

You couldn't be more wrong.

How can someone so pretty be so wrong?

So no extra hour of duvet-nirvana for me, all because of time-specific chemical reactions.

I'd damn the creator of time-specific chemical reactions except I'm an atheist (and not being able to damn supernatural beings for their works is the most frustrating part of all of this, I mean what relief am I getting damning fictional beings? None that's what)
 
 
trouble at bill
13:42 / 24.10.08
You may not believe in the Lord, Evil Scientist. But He believes in you.
 
 
Triplets
00:19 / 25.10.08
and your time-specific chemical reactions.
 
 
Evil Scientist
06:14 / 25.10.08
But He believes in you.

He prays to me.
 
 
jamesPD
10:32 / 25.10.08
Will Self on Newsnight Review. My hatred of the man is summed up a blogger who recently wrote "Will Self is full of contempt for anyone who isn’t Will Self".
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:03 / 25.10.08
Will Self on Newsnight Review.

"Currently BBC iPlayer TV programmes are available to play in the UK only, but all BBC iPlayer Radio programmes are available to you."

I get the same problem with many US media sites, too.
 
 
jamesPD
11:57 / 25.10.08
Ah, sorry, I completely forgot that the BBC iPlayer was only available in the UK. It might pop up on YouTube if you're interested.

Newsnight Review is a weekly round-table discussion about books, films, plays and TV shows that are about to come out, and Will Self is a loathsomely self-indulgent writer (even if he did spank right-wing journalist Richard Littlejohn, there are still plenty of better writers) who loves to drop obscure words into conversation, in my opinion, solely to appear cleaver and belittle those who've never heard them.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:39 / 25.10.08
I dunno, I like Self as a writer, I just wish he'd keep his fucking mouth shut, because I always want to smack him.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
15:20 / 25.10.08
With heroin?

(reads old thread)

Lordy. Barbelith sure was so much *livelier* before the likes of me came along and sunk it under, wasn't it? That thread was so full of generous-spirited zings and passion and it all began and ended in less than two days. Convo moves at a tenth of the speed today at best.

You whitebread poltroon.

I'd also like to lay my cards on the table and say I prefer Haus' earlier, funnier posts.
 
 
jamesPD
16:38 / 25.10.08
I like Will Self's short stories, I tolerate his novels, and I detest his journalism. I'd happily kill the individual if I thought I could get away with it.

You whitebread poltroon.

Indeed, it's a cracking exchange isn't it. I always felt slightly sad that it never ended in a real-life duel.
 
 
Shrug
17:30 / 25.10.08
Eating red meat again not going well. Burnt my steak.
 
 
Olulabelle
22:47 / 26.10.08
entirely about heteronormativity and girl-on-girl to titillate the lads.

And get all the little girls to buy it what with references to cherry chapstick and a catchy chorus. All the girls around seven or eigth at my son's school are singing it. Aren't they now the great purchasing public?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
01:34 / 27.10.08
I always felt slightly sad that it never ended in a real-life duel.

It totally did.
 
 
Axolotl
18:07 / 27.10.08
Did I miss a memo? When did poster-making become an integral part of training for a new job? That's twice in as many months I've had to make bloody posters as part of my induction process. And why poster-making? Why not ask new-starts to perform an epic poem as a way of introducing themselves, or ask them to "tell us a bit about yourself through the medium of interpretive dance". Hell, if they're going to waste our time at least they could be original with it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:08 / 31.10.08
STOP FUCKING WHINING ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN'T BUY A TV LICENCE JUST SO PEOPLE COULD BE RUDE ON THE RADIO!!!

I didn't buy one so the fucking news could be overwhelmed with stories about how many of you motherfuckers complained about the uses to which YOURS was put! There's far more important, and FUCKLOADS more interesting, stuff going on all over the world. "Famous lothario shags burlesque dancer, grandfather unhappy" is a SHIT STORY. STFU about it, for fuck's sake!!
 
 
Quantum
14:29 / 31.10.08
Quite. WHERE'S MY NEWS?!
 
 
COG
19:35 / 31.10.08
I am a little ticked off as it is Friday night and I yet again have no plans to go out. My two flatmates each have multiple invitations and are all dressed up and ready to go. There is a party at a colleagues flat but I have not been explicitly invited and therefore don't feel comfortable just turning up. It may have had something to do with me saying that he looked like Tom Cruise after a glue sniffing session (he does!). Anyway, that's the slightly grumpy news.

The upside is that I have a bottle of wine, episodes of Firefly to watch and the complete run of The Invisibles to start reading, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. I am quite excited.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:33 / 31.10.08
I'm annoyed because I'm working on Hallowe'en.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
20:57 / 31.10.08
As am I. But I look like Billy Idol, so it's okay. And there's chocolate.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:09 / 31.10.08
Are you me?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
23:42 / 31.10.08
I might be. We have the same hair now, actually, unless you've done something with it.
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:43 / 01.11.08
"Bonjour' is NOT the best begining. Now stop wasting my fucking tax dollars ohn your stupid language adds.

Hating Quebec right now.
 
  

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