LATE SHIFT - The Bruce Campbell Way

paranoidwriter waves hello

23:58 / 02.08.05

Frost burn?

00:00 / 03.08.05

I've been using what I call "a combination job" all night. i.e. two broken disposable lighters and a penny.

paranoidwriter waves hello

00:02 / 03.08.05

I just use "the incredible power of my mind!"

00:03 / 03.08.05

Is that like Laurel and Hardy when they use their thumbs?

00:05 / 03.08.05

[wink]
i've been lighting mine on the flame of hope that burns deep within me that stoatie might get his homework done.
[cough]
see, i cant remember what it was,
[nudge]
but i am sure the world will be a much better place once he does.

[/hints]

00:08 / 03.08.05

I'm on it, dude. Tomorrow, fo' sure.

00:08 / 03.08.05

got some stuff to do. back in a bit

00:09 / 03.08.05

awesome!
love yer work, dude.

iamus

00:14 / 03.08.05

Stuff to do..... Yeah right.

You're quaffing some of that homemade wine.

Toksik! Link Me, baby!

paranoidwriter waves hello

00:26 / 03.08.05

hokey doke.
its not as exciting, but i am writing an email to my dad at the moment.
its not meant to be exciting.

00:26 / 03.08.05

Right, I can feel the darkness* coming to get me again..... Bedtime, I think.

N'night everybody!

*Not the rock group.

00:29 / 03.08.05

Ah, that was a great movie. Roll on Devil's Rejects, is what I says.

Night, PW.

00:37 / 03.08.05

Im back. No Mel, I wasnt quaffing the wine. I was putting an end to international evil superspies.

iamus

00:37 / 03.08.05

Night paranoid.

That was all a bit highbrow for a lateshift toksik. I feel I need to ....!... to compensate.

00:37 / 03.08.05

OK, now I've got the live Big Brother stuff on. And it's infinitely scarier.

Try harder next time, Mr Zombie.

00:38 / 03.08.05

The American Big Brother is rather crud.

00:41 / 03.08.05

toksik- ever checked out Ken MacLeod's blog?

He's one of my favourite living SF authors, but his blog is basically a great political theory site. (I guess he IS the socialist SF writer par excellence, AND he coincidentally looks like he should be a trade union leader...)

00:45 / 03.08.05

sorry, meludreen.
you just asked as i was mid copy'n'paste.
i was at the 'n', so you got the paste.

ooer missus.

s'good though, innit.
his whole site is full of pretty interesting stuff.
for lighter fare, try here

00:51 / 03.08.05

okay, so i lied.
this is a bit more fun, though.

or this?

01:00 / 03.08.05

Now, the real question is... do I go to bed or watch another movie?

I'm leaning t'wards movie, it has to be said. I have to help one of my best mates move house tomorrow, but that's not until at least mid-day. And I DID fall asleep for about three hours earlier on, so I'm not gonna be missing out on too much sleep...

Hmm. Which movie, though? I fancy watching another horror movie, though it has to be in ENglish so I can keep arsing about online and not miss any subtitles. Maybe that appallingly-dubbed Suspiria? (Another movie whose ending I never remember).
Actually, no, fuck it. I have Zombie Flesh Eaters 2 which I haven't watched yet.

(Note to self- it's an internal monologue, dude. It's not supposed to be dictation).

01:05 / 03.08.05

Fuck it. Dagon will do.

01:09 / 03.08.05

dude.
put on a breakdance movie and teach yourself to beatbox.
i can already do it, and i will feel less nathan barley about it if you can all do it too.

01:11 / 03.08.05

But it must be Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo.

01:15 / 03.08.05

All sequels should be called Electric Boogaloo. I'm actually rather disappointed in Mr Zombie for releasing The Devil's Rejects instead of House Of 1000 Corpses 2: Electric Boogaloo. Same goes for Empire Strikes Back.

Yeahm this Big Brother live feed is just frightening. I'm gonna watch me some Dagon and chill.

01:17 / 03.08.05

All this onscreen sea and lurking menace is reminding me that I never did finish my Cthulhu Mythos pirate story. That'll be my project for the week, methinks.

01:25 / 03.08.05

Will you make a sequel to it? Will it be called Chthulhu 2: Electric Boogaloo

01:34 / 03.08.05

Keggers, you read my mind.

01:39 / 03.08.05

Or perhaps Pirates 2: Cthonic Bugaboo