LATE SHIFT - The Bruce Campbell Way

23:17 / 02.08.05

if you only followed that link and thn came back, you should check this one:

-"Doctor, 'm afraid I'm homophobic."
- "You're afraid of homosexuals?"
-"I might be, yes."
- "You're not sure?"
-"I don't know any homosexuals. And that's suspicious, because one out of ten people is homosexual. Why am I avoiding them?"

23:19 / 02.08.05

driller killer is worse than most movies, PW.
its absolutely fucking abysmal.
it's one of the worst gore-core films i have seen, i reckon.

watch it if you can be arsed.

23:23 / 02.08.05

It's definitely on my "One day when I get hold of a video / DVD player"-films to watch list. Is the gore worse than the sheer horror of 'Salo'? My friend seemed to think so, but I could only imagine that there was more blood, etc, rather than the horribly-clever filming / acting / etc in 'Salo'.

23:24 / 02.08.05

Hmm... it's actually not very good. I have this "not really liking Abel Ferrara" thing going on, but I was kind of disappointed. All those "video nasties" having been banned for so long gives them such a build-up that most of them are a disappointment. (Evil Dead is, of course, a huge exception). You're just left going like "THIS is what I used to dream of being able to watch when I was at school?" I Spit On Your Grave is still pretty fucking shocking, though. The rape scene is, as such things should be, genuinely difficult to watch. As a result, you TOTALLY want her to kill all those guys.

Salo, imho, is both more disturbing and a million times better directed. (It's one of those films that I'm glad I own, but am very unlikely to watch again. It was... a bit much, really).

23:27 / 02.08.05

Ah, toksik got there first. But I concur.

23:27 / 02.08.05

y'know, bruce campbell greets me daily.
my old computer used to tell me tales of a crack commando unit that, in 1972, were sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. apprently, they promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground. i think it was an advert from american radio because it ended by explaining that, despite still being wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. it seems that if you had a problem, if no one else could help, and if you were able to find them, then you could hire them.
i forget what they were called.
bruce is better, i feel.
those radio ads get so boring.

23:31 / 02.08.05

Yeah, Salo gets me the same way. Which is why I like it, I suppose: it's almost perfect in that one shouldn't really want to watch such scenes over and over again, and well, with Salo not many people do. I'm certainly VERY glad I've seen it; it's an amazing piece of art in many, many ways.

But back to nice things, like cute animal companions. Any tips on how to introduce a lovely but very inquisitive dog to a slightly nervous young cat?

23:33 / 02.08.05

At gun point?

D!MiT

23:33 / 02.08.05

Classic line from 1000 Corpses: "What could these kids possibly have done to bring so much hell down on them?" Say it straightfaced for maximum effect.

23:34 / 02.08.05

Yay for more Mages!

23:36 / 02.08.05

Keggers, where's that from?

23:36 / 02.08.05

What? The comic?

23:38 / 02.08.05

Yeah, I can't decipher the logo in the corner (too blurred on my monitor). Is it yours?

23:39 / 02.08.05

dude!
someone has to get over to Queer Granny!
STAT!

23:40 / 02.08.05

Yeah. Its mine. Danger! Mages In Training.

You can see more on the Queergranny site or if you want to be really awesome you can buy any of the last 3 issues of Here & Now zine

23:41 / 02.08.05

*red faced and out of touch with modern culture*

Erm...Queer Granny..linky? Please?

23:42 / 02.08.05

oh dude.
oh, DUDE.
like, uh, here?

http://www.queergranny.com/103magesintraining.shtml

http://www.queergranny.com/106magesozadventures.shtml

iamus

O young barbelite, I was once like you.

While you're at it

'Allo All!

PW- Keggers' Mages cartoons are some of the funniest shit, seriously. Join us in the "harassing Keggers until he gets putting them into book format sorted" posse.

I really likes it, by the way, and I'll be sure to check out the site (too skint to be able to order a zine, sorry [never even owned a credit-card]). Done any graffiti stencilling, stickers, little books, etc?

23:45 / 02.08.05

meludreen.
you put
http://www.barbelith.com/topic/21923/from/queergranny.com/jennyeverywhere/
when you shoulda put
http://www.queergranny.com/jennyeverywhere/
dude!

23:46 / 02.08.05

"harassing Keggers until he gets putting them into book format sorted"

OI! KEGGERS! SORT - IT - OUT! Before some sprite comes along and sucks out all that talent before you can share it with the world (which is your sacred duty as an Artist, remember!)

iamus

23:46 / 02.08.05

We'll have yer ankles, Keggers! We'll have yer ankles!

23:46 / 02.08.05

Evenin', Meludreen.

Can someobody PLEASE invent a beer-proof credit card? Amazon and alcohol are emptying my coffers and cluttering my already-cluttered room. Since yesterday I've ordered Sax's novel, a Justin Sullivan solo album (w00t!) and a Rob Zombie CD/DVD. And it can only get worse from here.

iamus

23:48 / 02.08.05

Thanks for clearing up the HTML faux pas, toksik.

I must learn the linking way from those who know.

Alex's Grandma

23:50 / 02.08.05

Stoat,

That's not Justin Sullivan ex of The Moody Blues, is it?

23:50 / 02.08.05

Whoah. I'd totally forgotten that one of the bad guys in Corpses wears a plain T-shirt that just says "CHEAP ASS HALLOWEEN COSTUME" on it. That rocks.

I only ever watch this movie when I'm drunk. WHich is probably why I still have no idea how it ends.

23:51 / 02.08.05

Alex- Oi! Erm, I mean "hoy!" I'm a sad New Model Army fan, I'm afraid. I have even been known to wear clogs to gigs in my time.

23:52 / 02.08.05

I have so many movies like that. One day I'll find out if the rebellion ever kicks the empires ass. Luke and Leia are going to be such a hot couple!

23:53 / 02.08.05

keeps the magic alive, though, doesnt it?
i've watched a lot of movies stoned in my life and i get the same thing...