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LATE SHIFT - The Bruce Campbell Way

 
  

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Saint Keggers
23:04 / 03.08.05
G'night Stoat.

That dog in pink is evil!
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:06 / 03.08.05
oops, sorry. Messed up the link

fixed it
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:08 / 03.08.05
Oh god. Do I dare click that link?




Yes. I'm sure this is going to be a mistake.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:10 / 03.08.05
...it's all big, and it's making noise now...

...whimper...
 
 
iamus
23:11 / 03.08.05
Do you think it's coincidence that right now the Convo has Bruce Campbell standing astride legions of evil dolls, zombies and animals?
 
 
Liger Null
23:21 / 03.08.05
You know, I could have done without the knowledge that that thing had a soundtrack...
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:25 / 03.08.05
We've reached new depths of wrongness in this here lateshift!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:31 / 03.08.05
This has been, by an astronomical margin, the most disturbing experience I've had so far with Barbelith.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:34 / 03.08.05
You havent been ass-candled yet!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:48 / 03.08.05
Er... no. Sounds unpleasant, though, especially the 'yet' part.

I'm leaving now to try and excise the memory of that thing from my brain. I don't expect much success.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:53 / 03.08.05
Try trepanation with a pickax. If you're lucky that might work.
 
 
alejandrodelloco
00:21 / 04.08.05
Trepanation is a Real Man's science, that. It is a damn shame my tools are locked up. I may have to improvise new ones.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:24 / 04.08.05
I usually just jab my head against a wrought-iron fence spike. Goes good unless I get caught on the fence. Then I could be weeks just swinging on that gate.
 
 
alejandrodelloco
00:40 / 04.08.05
You should do it near a big political building as a form of protest/performance art.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:48 / 04.08.05
Yeah! And I'll have a sign saying "Protesting Overly Dramatic Protests"
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:24 / 04.08.05


I mock you, unfortunately without, monkey pants.
 
 
iamus
23:45 / 04.08.05
 
 
alejandrodelloco
23:55 / 04.08.05
I need to make one of those.
 
 
Liger Null
23:59 / 04.08.05
Good evening, everyone.

Potterpuffs!! (spoilers)
 
 
Mazarine
00:16 / 05.08.05
Mm. Potter Puppet Pals still rules harder.
 
 
Liger Null
00:24 / 05.08.05
Link!!! I demand a link!
 
 
Char Aina
01:20 / 05.08.05
it's official! apparently.
which potter puppet pal are you?
 
 
Mazarine
01:21 / 05.08.05
Page is over its bandwidth for the mo, but it's just www.potterpuppetpals.com. It is Highest Quality. I'm surprised a mirror hasn't been set up yet.
 
 
Mazarine
01:22 / 05.08.05
Well look at Toksik with the quickness. I've not seen that quiz before, thanks hon.
 
 
Char Aina
01:25 / 05.08.05
beat you to the HREF!
you should use old skool google.
it's way faster.
 
 
Mazarine
01:25 / 05.08.05
I didn't need to google dear, I already knew. You just started first.
 
 
Char Aina
01:27 / 05.08.05
yeah, sorry.
just showing off my 1960s google link, innit.
 
 
Char Aina
01:30 / 05.08.05
late shifts and links...
sorry to conform to form,
but i just found this.

happy late shift, sDcOaL!
i need to go to bed.
i'll be back with more links tomorrow night, in case y'all's worried.
 
 
Char Aina
01:35 / 05.08.05
oh.
and this.
god, i should sleep....
 
 
Char Aina
01:36 / 05.08.05
but then, i cant go away without sharing the brick testament, can i?
jesus, if i wasnt me i'd shoot me.
 
 
Mazarine
01:52 / 05.08.05
Glad to see you're keeping the crack dealers in business, hon. Night!
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
23:38 / 05.08.05
Howdy!

How's everyone doing this fine night?

I've finally become Dr Doolittle (although without the linguistic skills) as I'm looking after my friend's dog for three weeks and also feeding another friends cat for a fortnight. I tried to introduce them to eachother yesterday but that didn't work.

Also, Izzy (da canine) seems REALLY depressed and missing her usual human companions, and I think I'm getting faaaar to concerned about her mental state. So far today/tonight we've had a combined walking time of three hours, I've given her bits of my food, lots of love and fuss, but her little face still looks glum. And I can type this because she has the most expressive eyebrows I've ever seen on a dog. That typed, I reckon she may be playing with my mind, so....

Any tips?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:19 / 06.08.05
OK, I'll get my coat... "Izzy? Where's ya lead?"
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:21 / 06.08.05
I wouldn't worry about it too much, PW. Last time I visited home my parents went out of town. My dog's really attached to my mom, so she (the dog, not the mom) spent most of her time sleeping and only ate about half what she normally does. Came out of it none the worse for wear, and was back to normal by the time my parents came home.

She's a tad on the corpulent side, so it probably did her good, now I think about it.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:25 / 06.08.05
Cheers mate. And thanks for the new word "corpulant". Nice.

So what you been up to?
 
  

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