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WE BE *LATE* SHIFTIN', SUCKA!

 
  

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paranoidwriter waves hello
23:43 / 08.06.05
I'd love to see Bruce Campbell and Kevin Klein in something together. They could do a comedy "Face Off". Hang on a mowwwwment, have they been together in somethiing already?.....
 
 
JOY NO WRY
23:45 / 08.06.05
Sup babys, I are checking in. Tis the end of exams, and I am FRESH, dyuh hear me?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:45 / 08.06.05
That would rock. Although Bruce and ANYONE would rock.
I love Bruce.
Have you noticed?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
23:51 / 08.06.05
And Chevy Chase and Roger Moore. They could do a remake of "The Four Musketeers". Slapstick bliss....ah.....

Warning: "smarm" should only be conducted by professionals.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:51 / 08.06.05
I must sleep now- I have alcohol counselling tomorrow, so staying up and drinking would be BAD.
Have fun, everyone, and I'll see you all soon!
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:00 / 09.06.05
According to imdb, Our Bruce and Our Kev have not been in any movies together. 'Tis a pity, if only for regular players of the Kevin Bacon game.

By the way, can I just point out that I watched The Graduate for the first time last week, and ... fuck Anne Bancroft being dead, just fuck it!
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:03 / 09.06.05
She was (is) one of my dream women....
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:05 / 09.06.05
Kapok, congratulations on ending the exams, by the way. Time to forget everything you've learned I reckon.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:20 / 09.06.05
Or are you a lecturer?

Off to bed. Sweat dreams one and all.
 
 
JOY NO WRY
00:47 / 09.06.05
Lecturer? Who, me? Dear sweet lord, no, not yet. Thats for mid-life. I can get my student girls directly, atm.
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:46 / 09.06.05
Evening all! I've just come back from a gig with a gutache so I need to sit down and stare at a computer for a while in case it makes me feel better. Like, shyeah righht!

How is every(any)one?
 
 
agvvv
23:54 / 09.06.05
Evening, Im high as a pie..
 
 
agvvv
23:58 / 09.06.05
Not only that, but I would value yur opinion on my newly designed site.

And Im kinda hungry..
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:28 / 10.06.05
Pretty! And it seems like a very good idea, too.

Hey, at least you bought that album for aesthetic reasons (however slight you may think they are) rather than because it's an album you think you ought to have. Like, to pose or whatever. Friend of mine does that, which is ok, but she keeps telling me about it, which can be very dull.

Um, sorry I went off on one there, didn't I?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:45 / 10.06.05
All was quiet on the front. The breeze rattled through the trees as Ms. Clandestine sat quietly on her sofa. "No guns tonight" she murmured "but they'll be back. Oh yes. And then the pain will begin."
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:09 / 10.06.05
HEY KIDS, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:24 / 10.06.05
 
 
Liger Null
22:29 / 10.06.05
Dude, that is SO wrooooong....
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:31 / 10.06.05
Anybody who doesn't think comics used to be better is, quite simply, lying.
 
 
Liger Null
22:43 / 10.06.05
I didn't know that Peter Parker and Batman used to make amateur S&M porn...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:46 / 10.06.05
Everything was better before that pesky comics code...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:53 / 10.06.05
I TOLD you the pain would begin!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:53 / 10.06.05
Hoo-boy!... What a picture!

I don't understand what's so exciting about sticking a ball of cotton wool onto a woman's bum, but hey, whatever gets you off, camera-dude.
 
 
Liger Null
23:02 / 10.06.05
She's going for that "Playboy Bunny" look...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:04 / 10.06.05
... Bat bunnies?
 
 
Chopper
23:43 / 10.06.05
You've obviously never stuck cotton wool to a woman's bum before, Spatula.
Hours of fun.

I may have shared too much there.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:45 / 10.06.05
No, tell us more.
 
 
Chopper
23:49 / 10.06.05
Oddly, she never called back.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:53 / 10.06.05
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:54 / 10.06.05
Were you wearing a batman costume, chopper? I mean, really. On a first date? It's just not polite.

Not that I haven't done it. We all make mistakes.

Hold me.
 
 
Chopper
23:58 / 10.06.05
Apparently, not all women are impressed by a man in a badly-fitted Batman costume.
Someone should tell us these things! What are we, psychic?!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:10 / 11.06.05
Well, yeah...
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:36 / 11.06.05
We aren't?

Shit. Everything I knew is wrong. And kinda half-assed.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:46 / 11.06.05
Thanks to you... now I get what I want... since you been gone. My mind is killed.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:59 / 11.06.05
Hello. I'm really fucked. Bruce only knows hoe long IU'll be conscious, but hello! Stop fucking spinning.
 
  

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