Penetration Lateshift

22:27 / 25.02.05

Hullooo...

22:42 / 25.02.05

so i'd just like to thak everyone for their prayers - the pope is now breahing without artificial support (what is he? a mollusc?)

22:52 / 25.02.05

What exactly is that operation they've done on him? Sound suspiciously like a hole in the neck, zombie-style.

I reckon a hole in the neck would be the ultimate thing to smoke out of...

/Gets drill and cigar

22:59 / 25.02.05

i think it's called a popemochtomy.

it's like putting in air conditioning for the holy ghost.

lekvar

23:04 / 25.02.05

Evening, fellow Late Shifters.

NPR has been taking secial delight in mentioning "the Popemobile" at every possible opportunity.

"Poking holes in pontifs" seems to be the theme so far... in keepiing with the whole "Penetration" thing.

NotBlue

23:07 / 25.02.05

Gabba gabba gabba gabba, Hey, + leave popey alone, hes earned his rest, who else aamong us can say that?

23:07 / 25.02.05

It is. It's a fucking hole in the neck with a pipe into the lungs.

That is a seriously screwed operation. What if something fell into the hole?

23:10 / 25.02.05

Was it Old Lady Drivers who sang "Tracheotomy Peashooter"?

23:10 / 25.02.05

wait. how has he earned his rest?

what has he done that's so great?

he's a reactionary figurehead. and?

Brigade du jour

23:11 / 25.02.05

I should call my Mum, she's Catholic.

lekvar

23:13 / 25.02.05

Venting the Vicar.
The Holey Father.

23:13 / 25.02.05

i was raised catholic. it's all the more reason.

23:13 / 25.02.05

Ah, now. He isn't, he's God's Own Appointed Representative On Earth as I was reminded over lunch. With the capital letters and everything.

23:14 / 25.02.05

I don't think it's so much a case of "he's earned his rest" as "it's about time he fucked off". A small, though important, distinction.

23:18 / 25.02.05

The Medical student I was having the above mentioned conversation with (Gods Own Representaticve etc.) said she reckons he's got less than two months to go - unless (And this was with all sincerity) God Intervenes.

They'll only appoint another one even when he does finally get round to dieing.

NotBlue

23:18 / 25.02.05

why should the pope fuck off?

23:21 / 25.02.05

I don't think he should, afterall this one has a built in Hoover nozzle.

23:22 / 25.02.05

well, personally, i'd like to see this one go 'cause he's been utterly mentally poisoned by his WWII experiences, is rabidly anti-communist (read:socialist), contraception etc. i don't necessarily want him to *die*, but i didn't make the rules of the job.

it wd be nice to have a religious leader who didn't damn so many people in undeveloped countries into misery. for them, especially.