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iamus

00:23 / 24.02.05

I tried to take some photos to post, but the camera isn't picking up anything at all. Shame.

alas

00:35 / 24.02.05

keggers! Catkins are the little "pussies," for lack of a better term, on pussy willows! Cattails, well, that's a whole different plant!

But both are lovely and fuzzy!

I really wrote that only so I could again use the word "catkin."

Saint Keggers

00:37 / 24.02.05

Oh I know what catkins are.. but it seems those two plants always grew around teh same area in the country.

alas

00:40 / 24.02.05

you are right; they both love marshy places. as do I. Yet somehow that makes me feel kind of Gollum-y...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:41 / 24.02.05

Or like Puddleglum.

alas

00:45 / 24.02.05

Puddleglum! I had to look him up to jog the memory--a marsh-wiggle! Well, you know that is a great thing to be, as I'm also fond of wiggling...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:47 / 24.02.05

Puddleglum and Reepicheep were always Lewis's best creations.

Saint Keggers

00:50 / 24.02.05

Sigh...I've not read Narnia... I feel so left out.

Brigade du jour

00:52 / 24.02.05

Me too Keggers, let's start our own thing ...

Say, who here thinks that Jumpbugger was the best (and funniest!) Fartwargler in the whole of Lollyland?

unheimlich manoeuvre

00:54 / 24.02.05

"Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before"

Good evening Barbelites!

Brigade du jour

00:55 / 24.02.05

Temple Wage, take the stage
Act your shoe size, not your age

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:58 / 24.02.05

Goooood evening, incho.

Saint Keggers

01:06 / 24.02.05

Jumpbugger was so amazing..the way he tricked the Willywigners into the Hobastoons!

'lo Incho!

See, the Jumpbuggers were kind of mischievous rather than properly malevolent like, say, the Poodlesnatch. Now there was an evil fucker if ever I read about one! Sitting on his toadstool that time, squashing all the Measles, and all they'd done was accidentally blow on his snarfing tube. They thought it was food, how the fuck were they to know?

Saint Keggers

01:20 / 24.02.05

Hey, If a measle every blew your snarfing tube you'd take action too. But thank goodness the pinklecark knew about the zabadoo. The zabadoo always has the answer!

unheimlich manoeuvre

01:22 / 24.02.05

damn, i knew i should have read Narnia.

anyone know how i can read Barbelith even though it's been black listed at work?

Saint Keggers

01:28 / 24.02.05

Quit your job.

I think this thread would have been lessened had Brigade and I actually read Narnia.

Brigade du jour

01:29 / 24.02.05

Barbelith? Blacklisted? How? In what sense? What's happening? Are your superiors demented?

Oh and Keggers? I would have reasoned with the Measles because I'm not an evil fucker like the bleedin' Poodlesnatch. Mind you, I would have been pretty pissed off, I was saving that snarfing tube for a VERY special occasion, if you know what I mean ;-)

Saint Keggers

01:33 / 24.02.05

Isn't that the case with everyone's snarfing tube?

Brigade du jour

01:36 / 24.02.05

Well you, know, each to their own. You need enough Measles to carry it if you want the full benefit, IMHO.

So who's your favourite character in it, Keggers? Sandelrot the Mingeworthy or Mightybug? Personally, I was always quite fond of Sandelrot, even if he is the Jar Jar Binks of 'The Lollyland Superjump'!

Saint Keggers

01:50 / 24.02.05

I've always liked the Zabadoo...especially the scene where Her followers start the whole "The Zabadoo says its true.." chant. I think its the whole beehive on her head as a hat concept that I found so charming.

unheimlich manoeuvre

01:50 / 24.02.05

blacklisted in the sense that barbelith has joined the hallowed ranks of hotmail, ebay and livejournals that i can't access from the council website. barstewards.. what am i meant to do on those cold and lonely nightshifts?

higglewiggle was always my favourite

Saint Keggers

01:59 / 24.02.05

I bet its the turtle ridding scene that you like... 'The War That Took Forever To Happen', what a great chapter that was.

iamus

02:03 / 24.02.05

I was always a fan of the Snootyfisted Derglewald with his frumptumptiosly loyal legions of Morrabockles. When they danced the riddling dance round the evershrinking moonmite stones I was clapping and singing with joy.

But when that evil cow Grosthatcha Frostenside tried to put a stop to it by stealing Derglewald's tootyplatcher those songs caught in my throat.

Thank god for Morrabockle Ginslingers, eh?

Off to bed. Sweet dreams, dear Shiftenposters.

G'night Mel!

Goodnight Meludreen. May the swordsmith of Ballybollocks be ever at your side.

Saint Keggers

02:07 / 24.02.05

Wow...we have enough characters for a threequel!

Ofcourse I've been drawing these the whole time!
Its Instastorium...just add characters and plot as you go along.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:07 / 24.02.05

G'night, 'dreen, and try not to let your dreams lead you into the Lair of the Burbuttoned Kittlings.

Brigade du jour

02:11 / 24.02.05

Oh, fuck the Burbuttoned Kittlings! Somebody always got to invoke the Holy Kittlings. Fuck them, ok? Fuck them in their stupid asses! They make Sandelrot the Mingeworthy look like fucking Shaft!

I'm sorry Stoatie, it's just at my school everyone always bullied me for not liking the Kittlings. Huggles?

Brigade du jour

02:14 / 24.02.05

Thank you for your artistic endeavour Keggers - rest assured when the Special Edition illustrated version of 'The Lollyland Superjump' is published, I shan't forget you. Please post them on here when you're done, I'm sure we'd all love to see them!

Saint Keggers

02:16 / 24.02.05

Please accept his huggles! I dont want another war like the one in Shimmisnong. The one that was soo violent it summoned the XerkdernBastoon! (who's arrival was predicted, just not this soon!)

unheimlich manoeuvre

02:17 / 24.02.05

fudge and fiddlesticks i've an appointment at the dentist in four hours. better hit the sack.

goodnight you scholars and laconic lateshifters

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:17 / 24.02.05

Ah, the Kittlings ruled. Except when Kevin Smith did that cartoon about them. That was shit.

Brigade du jour

02:18 / 24.02.05

A fine sleepy sojourn to you, Temple Wage. May the wind at your back never be your own.

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