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Penetration Lateshift

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Saint Keggers

02:19 / 24.02.05

Goodnight Wage may the wind at your back be in the willows.

Brigade du jour

02:27 / 24.02.05

Have to go for now, work to do. Bee see yin yoo.

Saint Keggers

02:30 / 24.02.05

Ok have a good day...I guess. I mean I understand 'Goodnight' when someone is heading to bed but what do you say when someone is going to work?

Saint Keggers

02:44 / 24.02.05

I too will be off. Goodnight alls.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:47 / 24.02.05

ARSE!!! ARSE!!! ARSE!!!

...I gave one of my frinds some money to score some grass for me the other day. I just asked him if he'd had any luck. Apparently he put it in my fucking hood yesterday at work, and didn't bother telling me. Which means no dope for me.

ARSE!!! ARSE!!! ARSE!!!

Brigade du jour

21:32 / 24.02.05

Um ... I take it it's not still in your hood then? Does it have any pockets? It may have fallen in there.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:38 / 24.02.05

ARSE!!!
ARSE!!!
ARSE!!!

Brigade du jour

21:44 / 24.02.05

Oh is that where it is?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:49 / 24.02.05

NOT FUNNY!!! DRUGS TRAGEDY IN PROGRESS!!!

ARSE!!!
ARSE!!!
ARSE!!!

The Puck

22:09 / 24.02.05

only users lose drugs

tough break

Triplets

22:12 / 24.02.05

Did you check to the left of your clitoris?

That's where all my change ends up.

Brigade du jour

23:00 / 24.02.05

Stoatie? Are you still arsing?

lekvar

23:10 / 24.02.05

Would it be impertinent of me to suggest that you never use this person for the purposes of procuring drugs again?

I dunno. It's been seven years since I was last in your situation, but I think anybody who can't be botheres to actually put the goods directly into your hand shouldn't be considered for courier duty.

Having said that,

ASS!
ASS!
ASS!

Brigade du jour

23:18 / 24.02.05

DONKEY!
DONKEY!
DONKEY!

llama
llama
llama

Tibet!
Tibet!
Tibet!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:04 / 25.02.05

Sorry, I was immersing myself in the Leapworld thread for a dose of good old-fashioned nostalgic "WHAT THE FUCK? THIS GUY ACTUALLY BELIEVES ALL THIS SHIT???"- ness.

Brigade du jour

00:18 / 25.02.05

That's ok. I was off speculating that one of the blokes out of Hall & Oates (is it Hall? Is it Oates? I know not) might be a cross between Freddie Mercury and the bloke out of Coming To America and ER who always seems to play total pricks.

subcultureofone

00:31 / 25.02.05

i was looking at some pics i took of the band i saw last night- matisyahu

i thought the ones of him stage diving would not come out, but two of them did. yay!

Brigade du jour

00:35 / 25.02.05

Wow! He was born in the future!

subcultureofone

00:38 / 25.02.05

he lost his yarmulke but had a baseball cap for backup. he also did this amazing human beatbox thing, and explained the spiritual meaning of the lyrics before some of the songs.

Brigade du jour

00:47 / 25.02.05

Have to go do some work now folks, good luck and big happy joy to you all.

g'night

If anyone's still about, here's my fave gag in the whole
world -

'Why did the rooster leap over the cars, bust a cap in everyone's godamn faces who complained about the claw marks on their latest Ford as he sailed on over to the services on the M25 ?'

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:29 / 25.02.05

Er... I think I know this one... er... hang on...

er, no. Go on, then.

iamus

01:35 / 25.02.05

Hello shifters.

Waiting with baited breath.......

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:42 / 25.02.05

...I'm sure he'll tell us in a minute...

(lights cigarette)

iamus

01:47 / 25.02.05

*turns purple*

*face-veins explode*

Alex's Grandma

01:53 / 25.02.05

Because he was trying to get to the other side.

To the gent's facilities, where all the cocks hang out.

( I'm prepared to get my coat here, clearly, )

iamus

01:55 / 25.02.05

Pffffrrrrrrrrrrrp.

lekvar

01:57 / 25.02.05

Oh brazz-razz.

(can't wait to work that one into polite converstion)

lekvar

02:01 / 25.02.05

Oh brazz-razz.

(can't wait to work that one into polite converstion)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:02 / 25.02.05

Truly, Alex, you are the funniest man in that ficsuit.